Have you ever eaten a beaver?

[RoyClark]

I've been trying to find a girlfriend, because I'm kind of lonely. I know it's dumb to join Tinder, but I did it, anyway. I swiped left so much that I got a blister on my finger. But then I found my dream girl.

She's not a GAG guru, but she's only 500 points away from being one. (That's very important for me) She's smart, funny, sarcastic and has an awesome personality. I thought this was going to be the girl of my dreams, but then she dropped the bomb shell...
She said she wanted wanted me to eat her beaver! I couldn't believe it! What the fuck? I'm no racist against beavers, but I just think they're too cute to eat. I LOVE beavers. I wouldn't mind licking one, but I could never eat one. It just seems cruel to me.
Some of the best conversations I've ever had were with beavers. (They're great listeners)
If a girl asked you to eat her beaver, would you?

[Philyouup]

I grew up in the pines of New Jersey. We have a lot of waterways. Lots a beaver to be had. It get boring in the sticks. So yeah. I partaken. It’s all most like they are willing they are so bored.

[RoyClark]

LOL Can you tag our pal. I don't know how to spell his name.

[Philyouup]

You mean @Gazzoo

[RoyClark]

Yes, and thank you. I told him I'd be posting this today.

[SirRexington]

I have never eaten beaver. Actual beaver that is. It's been awhile since I've eaten the other kind.

I'm happy that you have found such a sexy, plushy and voluptuous woman.

[RoyClark]

Thank you. I'll see if she has a sister. Hopefully she won't have a beaver.
It'd better to have a blonde chick with a cute pussy.

[JustaLoozer]

Your moral upstanding is one I aspire to reach in life. You remind me a lot of my buddy Chet (R. I. P.)

[RoyClark]

Beavers are just like everyone else. They their pants on one leg at a time.

[JustaLoozer]

We're all animals; why should humans be placed at a higher value? Jainism is the way to go.

[RoyClark]

If I practice Jainism can I still eat McDonald's Quarter Pounders, If I don't get the double patty kind?

[JustaLoozer]

Oy if it made from that new meat that is made from plant proteins and tastes so much like beef meat eaters were fooled

[RoyClark]

Perfect. lol

[StingRayxoxo]

You know, I've never had the desire to sample beaver.

[RoyClark]

Not all girls do, but I read on GAG that a lot do.

[StingRayxoxo]

Yes. I've learned that if I find a woman to be beautiful, I am bisexual and I should have sex with someone.

[RoyClark]

Yes, that's true. I've read that a lot.

[StingRayxoxo]

Thanks for MHO

[RoyClark]

[wankiam]

is she the girl who often posts the same pic of herself sat on a donkey? oh and im vegetarian by the way ;)

[RoyClark]

Yes, that's her.

[wankiam]

thought so... what do i win lol

[RoyClark]

A cool shirt with the GAG logo embroidered on it.

[RoyClark]

[wankiam]

the contents will do lol

[RoyClark]

The contents will cost you $40 extra.

[wankiam]

is that free shipping? seems very reasonable

[RoyClark]

No, that IS the shipping. She's free.

[wankiam]

ah no, im not interested if its not free shipping... im on amazon prime you know lol

[RoyClark]

Fine, I'll add her to my collection. Or maybe put her up for adoption.

[mrbobz]

I am a veggie so i would have to decline, sorry no beaver eating for me!

[RoyClark]

I understand completely.

[ImagineSketchy]

Can't even find a beaver around here as there are no natural dams at all.

[ImagineSketchy]

I wouldn't want to eat a beaver. Seems kind of... bleh?

[RoyClark]

Well, that sucks, but not in the good sense of the word.

[Lumberman989]

If the girl was attractive enough and clean and healthy then yes, but the girl in the picture she's not attractive enough she's too fat so no

[Giggletr0n]

Nothing better then a wood chomping beaver

[RoyClark]

I love looking at them, a lot. So very pretty.

[CoffeeWC]

never even gotten close

[RoyClark]

I know the feeling.

[RedInnocent69]

We eat beaver in mysterious ways

[CT_CD]

Never tried beaver. I heard it's tough and chewy

[pizzalovershouse]

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