She's not a GAG guru, but she's only 500 points away from being one. (That's very important for me) She's smart, funny, sarcastic and has an awesome personality. I thought this was going to be the girl of my dreams, but then she dropped the bomb shell...
She said she wanted wanted me to eat her beaver! I couldn't believe it! What the fuck? I'm no racist against beavers, but I just think they're too cute to eat. I LOVE beavers. I wouldn't mind licking one, but I could never eat one. It just seems cruel to me.
Some of the best conversations I've ever had were with beavers. (They're great listeners)
If a girl asked you to eat her beaver, would you?
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