
How many of you have ever eaten a beaver? Did you like it? I hear it tastes like chicken?

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Yes, my last girlfriend had a beautiful beaver. In the summer, I'd shave it for her. It was really friendly, but it got his by a truck. So I ate it. I hope my next girlfriend has a really nice beaver. I'll try not to eat it, but I can't make any promises. I'm only human. And I'm sure you've hear the saying a million times:
"Once you try beaver, you got the fever."
you think men got tired of blue waffles?
@Sevenpointfive
Yes, I think they've moved on.
@Philyouup
Is that worse than cat scratch fever? (I'm just a 6 Xper)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fit99l6kHyA
Thank you. I'll go on and throw some homos your way.
OOOOHHHH...
You mean snatch.
Tee hee hee hee
Barbecue sauce, work like a rib. š
Oh yeah...
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No, but let me know when you find one. Maybe we can share.
Sharing is caring.
@ChetAtkins
Do you like scissors?
OMG ššš
Bee, I guess it depends on how much you're into crafts. But I think it would fun to do stuff like that. (or at least watch)
@ChetAtkins
Goes well with extra sauce.
@ChetAtkins lol
Some guys eat beavers with steak sauce. I prefer peanut butter or Ranch dressing. 
I was in a restaurant that served exotic meats. They had snake, alligator, cougar, and a bunch of things. I walked over to a lady who was having the beaver filet, and I asked her if I could taste her beaver. The bitch slapped me. She could have just said, no. Sheesh...
@ChetAtkins lmao
Some people are just rude. I think it might have been a mod.
Share it with Kandy. Then post the pics, please.
@ChetAtkins lmfao
Omg.. š®šµ
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Why yes! I will take the dart gun and you can take the shovel, where should we start, looking for the beaver that is?
I have eaten many beavers in my time and they definitely do not taste like chicken
Have you now lmao
i guess. the beaver's ok.
beaver does not taste like chicken.
i'd rather you kill vagina chet. it's a lot easier.
@ChetAtkins
I think it's even better than chicken. I've never seen guys get in fights over chicken. But if some guy tried to take my beaver, the gloves would be off!
Just gonna skip over the obvious double meaning
But yes Iāve eaten it, no it doesnāt taste like chicken, no I wouldnāt eat it again
Finally someone got it lmao
I donāt think I was the first to catch on
Oh? ... Oh well lol
I don't think that's what people usually mean when they say theiy're going to eat a beaver.
r/whoosh
She's totally serious. She told me she wants to eat a pecker, also. 
I'd rather just have a hamburger.
I'm glad you're not mad at me. Sarah on here and I have duked it out, and we still love each other. The asker of this question is my best pal. I've known her for a long time. It's nice to see a question that isn't the same old crap. "All women are lesbians" That never gets old. :)
Never ate beaver now I've heard Sara Palin former Governor
of Alaska made Chili from Black Bear meat. I've ate deer but
the wild taste got to be out of it.
Lmao!!!
Primus...
It is a funny song
Yes I listened. Those outfits! š
There's a short video of how they shot that and behind the scenes
Umm a Beaver? That is a term for pussy where I'm from
sorry vagina, didn't mean to be crude
Lmao it's fine
I've eaten squirrel...
There's no prime rib on a squirrel... *sigh*
Theyāre quite common but mostly nocturnal. I think the best way is to trap them
Beavers ass is in ice cream apparently so i guess i always have some
Lmao
You supposedly can buy beaver meat in Canada but I have never actually tried. I would guess it tastes more like a rabbit. Your best bet would be some wild game restaurant that serve them.
Start with the hairless breed. Itās easier to prepare and much juicier. The eastern bearded clam is a good starter for eating pelted game.
I wen't to the sporting goods store and bought a beaver net. I just hope me equipment is big enough for a beaver. (I'm new at this)
Well, they say it's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean.
I just don't know that much about beavers, yet.
No way! I've only seen one beaver in my life, and his name was, Justin. I wouldn't want to piss him off.
Yeah, I know what you mean. No guy wants a bald beaver.
Ya most people have some flavour extracts come from a bevers anal gland but is you want to see one come to Canada there everwhere
Never tried it. Doubtful it taste like chicken though.
I cannot, the beaver is Canada's official animal 😔
Nope, crocodile, eel, kangaroo. No we don't have beaver here.
Aren't they a protected species?
@reptocarl over here, they are
Ummm... no. Just no.
You don't know what you're missing.
Yeahšššš
Same lol Chet dared me to ask š
Chocolate, just wait for my new dare! lol Coming at you, babe.
@ChetAtkins oh shit... Lol
No maāam seems like the meat would be tough
Nope. I wouldn't want to eat any of them.
I've eaten a beaver
I believe that
Make sure you shave the beaver before ya eat it!
Ayyyyy, lmao. ZOMG.
Lololol
They may taste similar to rabbits...
Never tried it lol I am not that wild I guess. :)
they taste like wood :3
Never before
But you are lesbian... Hint hint
Iām vegan
Hi punkin
Never had it
Scrumptious.
@ChetAtkins it tastes like rat. and rat tastes like hoe. i can't find a connection.
@Sevenpointfive lol
@Sevenpointfive
I'm only a 6 Xper, so I don't know a lot of things. I once decided to break down and get a hoe, but someone stole it. 
I think I'm going to get another one, soon.
damn! that's a nice looking hoe!
@Sevenpointfive
I love hoes. I'd like to collect a bunch of 'em.
i've not done this
Get yourself a beaver lol
No :(
A beaver?
Poor thing
Some of us
Itās amazing
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