You and Trump are on a private plane falling out the sky. Only one parachute. Pilot is gone. What would you do?

[ManOnFire]

[GraveDoll]

got to set the mood right

(Saving Private Ryan - Hymn to the Fallen plays in the background)

Stare into to trumps eyes and say.
hey, remember how you said if you wear at that school shooting you would just run in.

Well think of this moment eh... kind of like one those moments

*looks down*

oh hey look!! even better if you wait for a half a mile to jump, a swamp is coming up! in the meantime, I best be going.

*jumps off planes* tuck roll hits the ground. Kiss the ground over and over and even try to have sex with dirt and grass but realize people were looking.*

I'm on tv: oh yeah!!! the president was so brave. His last words were "it is time to make good on some things called words for once" America would have been proud. The news anchor asks: we were told you were trying to have sex with the ground? is this true? I smile and ask :

So are you a real blonde and a size cup D?

News anchor: on to other news...

[ManOnFire]

OMG LMMFAO!!! MHO RIGHT HERE! :-D

[Walrus_au]

Love it, throw him some paper towels on the way!

[Mikayla3]

I don’t like how Trump is to the population... but, regardless. I don’t let my polarization interfere with my moral judgement. I would have piggy backed it. Both of us take a ride down together on the same shoot. Same as I would have done with any one. Even Hitler or Manson. I’m not God and I don’t make the choice of life and death for another human. Even if a vile one. They will be accountable for their trespasses. Not me! I’m only responsible for my own choices and I chose to be a hero. However, I do have to admit that it would be much harder to save Hitler. It is sad what he did to humanity. Much sorrow in thought of this...

[ManOnFire]

I'm sorry, but that... is incredibly naive.

[markscott]

Mikayla: It doesn't sound naive to me. It sounds like a good moral choice.

[Daniela1982]

@markscott You are really talking about good moral choices when half the people on this site have immoral sex including anal, fuck buddies, and fetish sex? Can I start laughing now?

[Anonymous]

Let's see: save myself or the president of our country?

Well I guess I'm saving myself: for the good of the country! 😆

[ManOnFire]

Atta girl.

[BrookieCookie0422]

Sorry Mr. President

[ManOnFire]

Atta girl.

[Nik1hil]

No matter how Bad a plane is..
It can Always Glide..

But I would put Parachute on Trump
And skydive locking both of us together..

Since I am young my grip is better so I can each keep my grip when parachute opens..
He is 110kg, I am 70kgs

That's 180kgs..
Will wait for plane to get below less that 10kms..
Besides opening parachute right after the Jump without gaining the Momentum from gravity will keep it safe.
And since parachute only reduce speed of fall..
With Time we will be slowed down to the point that none of us would die when we Hit the ground

[MrPleasure]

You forgot to add, " you're watching Discovery Science".

[Nik1hil]

@MrPleasure what's that supposed to mean

[ManOnFire]

@MrPleasure Lmfao😂

[MrPleasure]

@ManOnFire 😂 , here have some popcorn 🍿

[Nik1hil]

@MrPleasure okay.. Thanks for the popcorn

[MrPleasure]

Me: Mr. President, the world needs you, but I don't.
Him: Then what do you need?
Me: The parachute.
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.
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Democracy served.
By the people, of the people, FOR THE PEOPLE🤖💩🤖

[OlderAndWiser]

The Left loves to hate and then they say that people on the Right are filed with hate, and they don't realize how unattractive that is. That is why the Left will lose again in 2020. It is Trump Derangement Syndrome rum amok.

[ManOnFire]

Lol. Sure, bro.

[OlderAndWiser]

I have a better idea for you. Listen to the polls and believe them, because they always get it right!

[ManOnFire]

Trumps disapproval rating is 53% by the poll numbers. You agree with that?

[OlderAndWiser]

Are these the same polls that said that Hillary would win and it wouldn't even be close?

[OlderAndWiser]

Coincidentally, in July of Obama's third year as president, his disapproval rating was 49% and, in the following month, it had climbed to 53%.

news.gallup.com/.../...sidential-job-approval.aspx

[ManOnFire]

I remember that, but you said listen to the polls because they're always right. So you're not listening to the ones about Trump.

[OlderAndWiser]

This is the problem with digital communications. When I said, " Listen to the polls and believe them, because they always get it right!" I was being quite facetious! Obviously, I don't believe polling data; there are reasons why polling data will always be inaccurate, and then there is the obvious motivation of the media to manipulate poll results to try to give shape to their agenda.

[WhiteSteve]

Every pic I see of casual skydivers is them strapped to the body of an experienced skydiver, so it’s not like one parachute won’t sustain two people. Just loop your belts together at the waist, and hang on. I’m not into politics, I don’t think Trump is necessarily a super guy, but I don’t wish anyone any harm. Let’s just jump together and hope for the best.

[Hans222]

If it's just a burning engine?
Sabotage the parachute, let Trump jump, shut the engine down, release the fire extinguisher, land the plane.
Gosh, what a day :D

[ManOnFire]

I love it!

[Adam1978]

Take the parachute and jump before he get any ideas. My life is worth more to me than his.

[ManOnFire]

Amen!

[Maraneva]

I don't think I'd be getting on a private plane with Trump in the first place 😜

[ManOnFire]

Me either...

God, I hope not.

[Maraneva]

😂😂😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'd see if there a little girl on plane with us and hand her one
hand Barack Obama one, take one for myself and hand Trump
the little girls book bag. LMFAO

[ManOnFire]

Lmfao!😆

[JMoriarty]

I find Trump to be stupid, too incompetent to lead a country, let alone the most powerfull in the world, and I think that he is damaging global politics wildly. But he is still a human beeing and thus deserves to live. Taking the parachute for myself would be egocentric, giving it to him stupid. I would share it, as, even after all he did, at least I believe that he has good intentions even beeing the idiot he is. Killing people because they are idiots is immoral, as they can not change the fact that they lack braincells or that their parents genes are 50% identical. And besides, if you want to kill that man because he is a moron, then you'd have to kill half of the US population too.
Besides, I would save the life of the most powerfull person in the world, a billionair. I sure would have a nice life after that...

[ManOnFire]

You gotta be really naive to think a man like Trump would give a damn about you after saving him, let alone would even want to give you any money.

[JMoriarty]

Call me naive, but I'd think that I would get something. A medal at least XD
But that is not the main point, the main point is that it is wrong to kill people for no good reason. And him beeing a complete idiot is not a good reason to me, because that would qualify half of US population.

[genericname85]

prevent that trump gets the parachute, even if that would mean i'd have to throw it out so both of us die.

[ManOnFire]

Ahahaha!

[OfDeath]

I would say "here's the last parachute Mr president, the world needs you more than it needs me. It's been an honour sir" and hand him my backpack and watch him jump. Then I'll parachute down to safety.

[ManOnFire]

LOL! Awesome!

[legalboxers]

take the parachute and make a bigly splash

[NorthwestRider]

I will take the parachute and let Trump die

Trump is an evil dumbass

[ManOnFire]

THANK you!

[NorthwestRider]

I will save the planet

[God_of_Thunder]

Push him out of the plane, then grab the parachute.

If he's going to die anyway ('cause fuck him; I'm not sacrificing myself for him), then I can at least be the guy that got rid of him.

[FakeName123]

Is the plane already crashlanding or about to? Meaning how much time do I have?

Generally I would try to find away to bandage us both together, then take the parachute and jump out together. The tricky part probably is when the parachute is pulled and there is a sudden pull from losing speed fast. That's why bandaging us together.

[Daniela1982]

Help the Real DonaldTrump strap on my back pack and then jump with the real chute.

[CubsterShura]

I'll keep that parachute myself and save my own life. Trump is too old anyway.

[El_Heffe]

Take the parachute and brain Trump unconscious, then wrestle the plane into a safe water landing while awaiting the Secret Service to collect the dazed but very alive expresident. Who later awards me with the Trump Order of Bravery. 🤡

[weirdoweirdo]

Jump out with parachute. I dont really hate Trump but I dont want to die.

[ManOnFire]

And you know that he would never care about you anyway.

[weirdoweirdo]

Well yes Im a Swedish citizen so of course he wouldn't.

[Liam_Hayden]

More details needed. What model plane? If a Cessna Citation then land it as safely as possible. If not, which model? How is it going down? If it's in a spiral no one is getting out. If slowly descending we could probably both survive provided that the plane had enough altitude. Just think of the reward!

[ManOnFire]

I had in mind a small Cessna, not spiraling, but going down at a pretty quick altitude.

[PondyPand]

Use it myself but get the media would warp it to say he gave his life for mine..

[Walrus_au]

Take the parachute and do the world a favor, either use it myself or throw it away.