You and Trump are on a private plane falling out the sky. Only one parachute. Pilot is gone. What would you do?

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GraveDoll · Accepted Answer

got to set the mood right

(Saving Private Ryan - Hymn to the Fallen plays in the background)

Stare into to trumps eyes and say.
hey, remember how you said if you wear at that school shooting you would just run in.

Well think of this moment eh... kind of like one those moments

*looks down*

oh hey look!! even better if you wait for a half a mile to jump, a swamp is coming up! in the meantime, I best be going.

*jumps off planes* tuck roll hits the ground. Kiss the ground over and over and even try to have sex with dirt and grass but realize people were looking.*

I'm on tv: oh yeah!!! the president was so brave. His last words were "it is time to make good on some things called words for once" America would have been proud. The news anchor asks: we were told you were trying to have sex with the ground? is this true? I smile and ask :

So are you a real blonde and a size cup D?

News anchor: on to other news...

Mikayla3 · Accepted Answer

I don’t like how Trump is to the population... but, regardless. I don’t let my polarization interfere with my moral judgement. I would have piggy backed it. Both of us take a ride down together on the same shoot. Same as I would have done with any one. Even Hitler or Manson. I’m not God and I don’t make the choice of life and death for another human. Even if a vile one. They will be accountable for their trespasses. Not me! I’m only responsible for my own choices and I chose to be a hero. However, I do have to admit that it would be much harder to save Hitler. It is sad what he did to humanity. Much sorrow in thought of this...

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Let's see: save myself or the president of our country? Well I guess I'm saving myself: for the good of the country! 😆

BrookieCookie0422 · Accepted Answer

Sorry Mr. President

Nik1hil · Accepted Answer

No matter how Bad a plane is..
It can Always Glide..

But I would put Parachute on Trump
And skydive locking both of us together..

Since I am young my grip is better so I can each keep my grip when parachute opens..
He is 110kg, I am 70kgs

That's 180kgs..
Will wait for plane to get below less that 10kms..
Besides opening parachute right after the Jump without gaining the Momentum from gravity will keep it safe.
And since parachute only reduce speed of fall..
With Time we will be slowed down to the point that none of us would die when we Hit the ground

MrPleasure · Accepted Answer

Me: Mr. President, the world needs you, but I don't. Him: Then what do you need? Me: The parachute. . . . Democracy served. By the people, of the people, FOR THE PEOPLE🤖💩🤖

OlderAndWiser · Answer

The Left loves to hate and then they say that people on the Right are filed with hate, and they don't realize how unattractive that is. That is why the Left will lose again in 2020. It is Trump Derangement Syndrome rum amok.

WhiteSteve · Answer

Every pic I see of casual skydivers is them strapped to the body of an experienced skydiver, so it’s not like one parachute won’t sustain two people. Just loop your belts together at the waist, and hang on. I’m not into politics, I don’t think Trump is necessarily a super guy, but I don’t wish anyone any harm. Let’s just jump together and hope for the best.

Hans222 · Answer

If it's just a burning engine? Sabotage the parachute, let Trump jump, shut the engine down, release the fire extinguisher, land the plane. Gosh, what a day :D

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I'd see if there a little girl on plane with us and hand her one hand Barack Obama one, take one for myself and hand Trump the little girls book bag. LMFAO

JMoriarty · Answer

I find Trump to be stupid, too incompetent to lead a country, let alone the most powerfull in the world, and I think that he is damaging global politics wildly. But he is still a human beeing and thus deserves to live. Taking the parachute for myself would be egocentric, giving it to him stupid. I would share it, as, even after all he did, at least I believe that he has good intentions even beeing the idiot he is. Killing people because they are idiots is immoral, as they can not change the fact that they lack braincells or that their parents genes are 50% identical. And besides, if you want to kill that man because he is a moron, then you'd have to kill half of the US population too.
Besides, I would save the life of the most powerfull person in the world, a billionair. I sure would have a nice life after that...

Adam1978 · Answer

Take the parachute and jump before he get any ideas. My life is worth more to me than his.

Maraneva · Answer

I don't think I'd be getting on a private plane with Trump in the first place 😜

genericname85 · Answer

prevent that trump gets the parachute, even if that would mean i'd have to throw it out so both of us die.

OfDeath · Answer

I would say "here's the last parachute Mr president, the world needs you more than it needs me. It's been an honour sir" and hand him my backpack and watch him jump. Then I'll parachute down to safety.

legalboxers · Answer

take the parachute and make a bigly splash

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Push him out of the plane, then grab the parachute. If he's going to die anyway ('cause fuck him; I'm not sacrificing myself for him), then I can at least be the guy that got rid of him.

NorthwestRider · Answer

I will take the parachute and let Trump die  Trump is an evil dumbass

FakeName123 · Answer

Is the plane already crashlanding or about to? Meaning how much time do I have?

Generally I would try to find away to bandage us both together, then take the parachute and jump out together. The tricky part probably is when the parachute is pulled and there is a sudden pull from losing speed fast. That's why bandaging us together.

Daniela1982 · Answer

Help the Real DonaldTrump strap on my back pack and then jump with the real chute.

CubsterShura · Answer

I'll keep that parachute myself and save my own life. Trump is too old anyway.

El_Heffe · Answer

Take the parachute and brain Trump unconscious, then wrestle the plane into a safe water landing while awaiting the Secret Service to collect the dazed but very alive expresident. Who later awards me with the Trump Order of Bravery. 🤡

weirdoweirdo · Answer

Jump out with parachute. I dont really hate Trump but I dont want to die.

Liam_Hayden · Answer

More details needed. What model plane? If a Cessna Citation then land it as safely as possible. If not, which model? How is it going down? If it's in a spiral no one is getting out. If slowly descending we could probably both survive provided that the plane had enough altitude. Just think of the reward!

PondyPand · Answer

Use it myself but get the media would warp it to say he gave his life for mine..

Walrus_au · Answer

Take the parachute and do the world a favor, either use it myself or throw it away.

PrincetonKing · Answer

I'd take the parachute and jump for the good of man kind

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Grab the parachute and jump. Just like any man would. I don't give a damn if he is president of the US. His life isn't more important than mine in that situation

KTsnugglez · Answer

Id do the honorable and courageous thing, and then go on about my life as normal.

Wowgirl30q · Answer

Give it to him. I did the right thing. I account for my actions

Quidthonian · Answer

Get to the cockpit and try to save the plane. Passenger planes dont have parachutes. The parachute will take too long to put on.

SteveSmith1985 · Answer

Punch him in the mouth, take the parachute, jump, then laugh all the way down.

Anonymous · Answer

Jump with the parachute to save the world

GhostMochi · Answer

Despite how much Trump sucks, it would be shitty for me to just leave him on that plane to die. I would probably (try) to carry him on my back, grab the parachute, and hopefully land safely.

rjroy3 · Answer

I'd choose life, but I'd still try to save him as well. True for any human being unless they were trying to kill me.

lewisvenable · Answer

Barron better get ready to say bye-bye to da-da! 👋

ghostqueen · Answer

Lmao the one time I'd choose life 😂

BestUserName100 · Answer

Strap the parachute on him and prepare to die I guess. Be another martyr for godlike Trump!

NearlyNapping · Answer

Conservative - take the parachute, or give it to Trump Liberal - cut the parachute in half and each person gets half

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

The God emperor must live. I don't want my children to live in a world of femdom self hating white guilt that wants socialism.

Guanfei · Answer

I save myself. But to be fair, unless the other passenger is a kid, I'll do that with anyone.

YHL6965 · Answer

I don't really care about him so he can die, I don't care.

ShadowofRegret · Answer

It is my duty to sacrifice for others, even my own life if necessary, just as God did for me, so I would give it to Trump.

Anonymous · Answer

Throw the parachute out just to make sure there's no way for him to get it.

call_me_scar · Answer

Kick him out of the plane so it can stabilize

AynonOMouse · Answer

We could share the parachute. They can hold the weight of two people. That is why you can skydive with a trainer attached for your first time anyways.

LegendarySir · Answer

Never used a parachute, but I'll try to save us both.  Politics aside, we're talking about a human life here. You're not better than what you think he might be if you just let him die.

Sinnfeiner · Answer

As a member of the armed services it is my duty to give the commander in chief the parachute

QuietRunner · Answer

I could be on a plane with the Pope, I'm always saving myself

Agape93 · Answer

I’m taking the parachute.

ACupOfFrosting · Answer

We would probably fight for the parachute I presume

God-vs-Satan · Answer

I would save both of us if possible but considering our age difference, he likely would rather I take the parachute but I always put others first ahead of my life.

wankiam · Answer

wave goodbye as i exit with the last shute

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Share the chute. We might both get hurt but it's better than one of us having no chute at all.

SergeantSmoke · Answer

I would most certainly give it to the President! (I'll be fine... I'm pretty light)

Landshrk0068 · Answer

Another round of the turd flinging monkey championship, my favorite American sport to watch.

Anonymous · Answer

Same thing I would do if anyone else was on there with me try to get the parachute for myself

codycccccccccc · Answer

Toss out the parachute out and fly the plane into the biggest religious building I can find

Anonymous · Answer

Give the chute to him like I'd do for anyone else, and glide the plane in for a crash landing if I could

Anonymous · Answer

I'd give the parachute to Trump and then I'd start speed-reading the planes owner's manual.

PrettyRegular · Answer

Maybe save him, since he's very important for the USA and even for the whole world.

Epbrooks302 · Answer

Push Trump tf out and take the parachute! Duh!

Tim-loves-it · Answer

Give the parachute to the President. he's more important than i am

Dongtai · Answer

BATTLE ROYAL!!! He’s had it coming 😭😭

MarketNews · Answer

I'd let Trump have the parachute. He has as much right to live as I do. I can probably land the plane anyway.

Anonymous · Answer

I’d let him jump out with the parachute but i’ll be holding on to him cuz i dont wanna die too

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