What would you do if you’re on a plane and someone started freaking out saying the plane is gonna crash?

[JustinTheGreat]

Like on some final destination type of shit

having intuitions and bad feelings about shit is something that is very real. I’ve heard many stories of people getting feelings of bad things about to happen and the shit literally happens.

So if I was on a plane and someone started saying they know the plane is gonna crash, then im getting the fuck off that plane. 😭😭😭 I already get mad anxiety about flying, so that would be enough for me to be like “ight imma head out”

[MelvinGeek]

I'd start sweating something fierce and proceed to write my will.

If nothing happens, I would then calmly get up and shove my written will down their throat. And if they protest, I would gently cover their mouth and say "Sh-sh-sh-sh."

[jshm2]

Look them straight in the eyes and tell them if they don't shut the fuck up, they are going to die where they sit.

But the stewards would probably kick them off anyway.

Everyone hates nervous flyers, and no one wants to be around noisy ones. Hence it's usually two strikes and you're getting deboarded.

[purplepoppy]

Plane crash predictions work like conspiracy theories. Sensible dismiss the possibility as remote but believers will point to past occurrences and when the plane nosedives will snuggly gloat.

[Pinay_ako]

I ain’t getting on it… I don’t want be thousands of feet in the sky with this person and no where to go. Nahhhh … put me on the next flight

[JosyJosy]

I would grab her face and tell her to shut the hell up. Seriously. What point is there in yelling? Are your vocal cords going to keep this plane in the air if it's gonna crash? No. So shut the fuck up. All you're going to do is make things worse and worse. I usually look at tv and laugh at these people because I know how to avoid them, but on a plane there is no escaping it, so...

If we're going to die I can either have my last moments in peace in silence or... I can get my last moment of peace by strangling you. Your call.

[Roseboy]

hijack the plane

use my incredible skill to glide us to safety

be praised as a hero

get a knighthood

write a book

just kidding ill cover my ears and curl into a ball

[Luopio27]

When you think anout it, if passangers of Malaysian airlines were told the truth that they would fly over a warzone of ukraine, it would be more people panicin, but with the final destination scene, there was no evidence to support why it would blow up so of course he was on his own.

[TonightYouu]

Enjoy my last moments 🥃 ✌️
too many people don’t accept their mortality and avoid death I welcome death the idea of it puts me at ease but then again I believe there truly is no value in living

[EnglishEuropean]

Sir I'm afraid you'll have to put out that cigar.

[SlightlyEccentric]

@EnglishEuropean what're you gonna do if I don't? Kick me off the plane?

[TonightYouu]

Nobody is gonna say that on a crashing plane😂

[EnglishEuropean]

Never underestimate the cabin crew!

[TonightYouu]

@EnglishEuropean god I hate airlines😂🙄

[hahahmm]

Someone freaking out like that is likely to do something stupid that will endanger everyone so they're going to get hogtied. If they get violent they're going to get punched into oblivion.

[EmbraceThePain]

I'd assure them that everything is going to be fine and to not overreact and be too loud because he/she may frighten others on the plane unnecessarily as well as children too. I'd ask for some snacks and drink to help calm this person down

[Aerissa_Jade]

Chances are I'd never be on a plane in the first place, but if it was already in flight... I'd be like, cool... the end is near, guess if I have service I'll call people and say goodbye.

[DryGermanGuy]

https://youtu.be/i0GW0Vnr9Yc

[SlightlyEccentric]

Yes! Great movie.

[NathanDavis]

I would be like... "hmm, I wonder if that guy is JustinTheGreat just panicking about the flight"" lol...

[AviatorTom]

I'd try to calm them down... "Relax, it's just turbulence. Planes are built to handle this."

[ZS007]

wear headphones cause they would make me freak out as well

[Supermomof3]

I’d probably slap them and tell them to shut up ! Possibly go to jail

[dustybiker]

Doesn’t every plane have a US Marshall (or other) or two for this very reason?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would ask the flight attendant if drinks were on the house.

[bolverk]

Give the cabin crew help to talk down the person freaking out and help restrain them if needs be.

[Hardworkingguy]

I wouldn't do anything. Many people just suffer paranoia. There are far more car accidents than airplane crashes and people dare to text while they drive...

[exitseven]

Tackle them and stuff a dirty sock into their mouth.

[Googlemyahoo]

Choke them out then duct tape them to the seat

[Trilinium]

Find the nearest duct tape or rope and gather my passenger comrades to tie them up before they cause the plane to go down.

[normalice]

Start masturbating furiously.

[redbeardsley91]

I'd tell them to calm down and that there's an air marshal on the flight that's not afraid to arrest them.

[EnglishEuropean]

Unless it's one of the cabin crew I'd ignore them. Probably just a nervous flyer having a panic attack.

[Iron_Man]

Russia him down hopefully there’s a cop on the plane that can handcuff him

[TroyDT]

Offer to help the Air Marshall in restraining the passenger.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would think about the EPA Church scene from the Simpsons movie

[Heolurt]

Even if I believed that person I'm going to get back on that plane and hope that it's true.

[JamesDiaz11]

See if I can find a parachute.

[fonduegirl]

I'd hype them 🌚 😈

[Jennz6]

Start praying

[call_me_scar]

Joke along privately with a friend

[Libertycityguy]

I probably would want to get off it.

[LavLavLuv]

accept my fate

[hafinjun]

Watch that first step...

[Jenny-Marie]

Ignore.

[jimmy2]

Subure the person