I would have made him sit near an open window.
"A Reddit user..."
Is that where we're now getting our news from? If it was said on Reddit, you can be certain it was a lie, a made-up story for clicks.
The crew should have just isolated the flatulent passenger inside one of the lavatories.
From Phoenix to Austin? How long would that flight be, 5:00?
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aww, non stop farting on the non stop! a new "red eye" j. k. maybe hold a tube to the fuel to add some gas. but after excreting, gas should be odorless?
Their farts were so powerful that they turned the plane in circles... Damn. What kind of jet fuel were they eating?
Grab the chili from the menu, so in about 20 mins time I could launch counter measures against his farting!
LOL they probably felt like doing that to me once; I went to a friend's wedding reception and had to leave early to catch a plane, after eating and drinking a lot. Not pleasant from the people in my row.
Once again Only In America 😂
wait for the door to fall off so we would get some fresh air.
Couldn't they take a shit or something hahaha 🤣
That's hilarious.
