What was the funniest way that you have been injured?

[DyeeSha]

[Mogtar]

Mogtar tried to show off to some girls at skate park on vert ramp. So do huge 540 over vert ramp, then hit coping, then landed not on flatbottom but off the entire ramp and broke board with the back, nail right through upper back, and also broke tailbone (found out weeks later). So Mogtar walking around with broken tailbone and nail through the back near the spine trying to play it cool like, "Mogtar meant to do that! Please don't go away! You pretty! Mogtar like the blonde one. No wait, don't go. Mogtar can do it again... well, can you come back in 2 weeks?"

[Mogtar]

Took around 20 foot landing minus the coping bump in the middle off the entire ramp and onto a board they were constructing on the side, smashed through it, and got nail through the back. Surging pain. And no pads. Mogtar trying to be extra cool doing trick before he even put on the pads cause girls were watching. Terrible idea. Still got scar on the back and tailbone fracture made it hard to do #2 for weeks. Was limping around trying to play it cool. There is probably life lesson here for guys. It is important to show off to girls, but don't be too ambitious. Know your limits.

[DyeeSha]

Oh wowww

[Massageman]

When I was (very) young, I could only ride my bike up and down the driveway. (To ride in the street, someone had to have their eye on me).
Anyway, I was riding my bike from the front curb, down the driveway to our garage. Well, this one time, my foot slipped off the pedal when I applied my coaster brake, and I slammed into the garage door. OK- not very funny - yet.

As I did, my seat took this opportunity to loosen up, go nose up, so I slammed my jewels right into the seat. Only funny in retrospect.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Snowboarding down the bunny hill (beginner's hill) when I was learning to snowboard.

I caught the heelside of my board on the snow, went flying backwards, threw my hands back to catch my fall - stress fractured my wrist.

[Niya2006]

I was in the kitchen helping my mom cut up somethings. Then a song came on and I stated singing and my sister came up behind be and scared the heck out of me. Then I cut both my middle and ring finger. >.<

[DyeeSha]

Oh wow my goodness

[Niya2006]

Ikr :/

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What was the weapon you used I mean the knife

[Niya2006]

@Aakash_Hangargi Just a knife

[tae_ie]

I tried to show off that i could do a cart wheel but ended up hitting my leg on the bed frame, and i didn’t know if should laugh along with my friends or get mad at them for laughing, but at the end i ended up crying, laughing and getting mad.

[Jjpayne]

A knife slipping out of a plastic bag, darwin award winner 😂 or a ceramic Christmas tree falling on my head, home alone style

But overall, I can think of a purely funny laughing way off the top of my head...

[Butterflyy88]

I asked my brother to push me on a swing when we were younger (it was kinda on a hill), I didn't hold on tight enough and almost ended up at the bottom of the hill...

[Gooblegobble]

I was riding the bus and I got up to talk to the drive because I missed my stop and we hit a pothole and my colon fell out.

[90sVibe]

I walked straight into a child's playground set of bars that were literally bright yellow and nearly broke my nose. 😂

[IAMNathanael]

In 2nd grade I rode the tether ball and smacked my face on the metal pole.

[josephinelcajon]

I tried to use a vase to masturbate I wasn't hurt but couldn't get it off.

[Phoenix98]

Was riding my bike and hit a parked car straight on, looked right at it the whole time, for some reason I thought it'd move lol.

[flamiE]

Broke my arm when I was on a sleigh ride when I was like 8 😂😂

[Ally247]

I fall a lot. One time I fell off the roof, that was pretty funny.

[Guardian45]

Once I was angry, hopped on my bike and drove smack into the bumper of a parked sedan. I went flying ass over teakettle! I hope no saw it! LOL 😆 🤣 😂

[chriscdi]

i fell off the swing backwards and did a backflip, i didn't get injured but it was still funny

[Niya2006]

awww man :/

[chriscdi]

🙃🙃🙃

[msc545]

Rolled out of bed in my sleep and got a serious head injury. Not all that funny actually.

[scarlett774]

Falling down the stairs and walking into the wall

[Anonymous]

I don’t think pain is funny

[Me080Mo]

While chopping lemon to make lemon juice

[Trooper205]

Nearly breaking my back trying to suck myself off.

[DyeeSha]

Wait what?

[Trooper205]

Uh, yeah... Many Men try it in their early years. We look at our "junk" and think... I wonder if I can reach it! So, we bend over in the strangest ways and see if we can suck on it. Some guys end up in a neck brace, others get achy ribs. I just got a few back pops. Thankfully, nothing major.

[DyeeSha]

Damnnn

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I got catapulted/launched on an airbed.

[Flakey-Flake]

Falling up stairs lmao

[TheAfrikan]

Slidding in my own sweat. Damn.