What do you think is the silliest most painful injury you've gotten?

[Razp_Sorbet]

I was painting my house yesterday for a few hours. Ended up getting a blister on my finger which in the process of getting the paint off my hand ended up ripping open. It's the kind of wound that constantly throbs and feels hot 😭

My friend said it looks like strawberry jam 🙃

[Awesomesauce2005]

I had a semi truck trailer latch fall from the top of the trailer and hit me in the top of the head. I bled quite a bit but i was fine. I didn't even have to go to the doctor lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

I picked up furniture and when carrying it out of the elevator, the sweat on my hands allowed it to slip off and it shattered my toe to pieces, looks like that piggy never reached the market 💀

[Razp_Sorbet]

Ouch

[ChicoFromThe305]

I remember the feeling of the squish in my shoe from all the accumulating blood, it feels almost identical to water just warm

[Phoenix98]

I slipped fell down a whole flight of stairs and my foot landed on this little metal gate we had at the bottom of the stairs to keep the dogs from getting upstairs and got twisted up and hurt I couldn't really walk on it for like 3 days.

Then there was another time I went to bed woke up and my rib had moved so not only could I not move at all and was confined to a chair for like a month but every time I took a breath my lung expanded and got poked by my lung so I could only take short extremely shallow breaths and I couldn't cough or laugh but every time my lung hit my rib it made me want to do both -_- horrible 4 weeks.

[Finchie40]

I just had my Gall Bladder removed a little over a month ago , it was the worst pain I ever experienced because it got all infected and the thing was only the size of an egg, it fucked me up , I was stuck in the hospital for 6 days because it was so infected , I am happy that the pain is gone but the silly thing now is I had to change my whole diet , it’s Silly 🤪

[Razp_Sorbet]

I had my gallbladder removed a couple years ago. Horrible little organs. Didn't need to cabinet my diet though

[Razp_Sorbet]

Change*

[Finchie40]

My intake decreased , so I had to cut my portions down , because if I over eat, I I felt bloated and made me feel like shit , it also contributed to gain a few pounds , until I cut my portions down and not over eat , it took some adjusting for me to get back on track

[Razp_Sorbet]

I couldn't eat a lot for a few months after the recovery period but I got back to normal eventually. Other than the occasional random heart burn that isn't brought on by anything in particular I can eat everything I did before

[Finchie40]

Maybe it’s just my age catching up to me , sucks getting older , so it’s back to getting
Myself back on a routine of steady working out

[SixFootSexy]

One of my fingers got smashed when I was shutting a van window, it got stuck there until my dad helped get it out. It still has a huge scar, I was about 6 years old when it happened.

[Still-alive]

i messed with my dads pair of metal shears as a dumb 13 year old and accidently cut part of the septum part of my nose. needed about 2-4 stitches lol. sooo stupid smh

[hafinjun]

When I was about 10 I had a schwinn stingray bike. the back fender curved up at the end. I was standing with it on its rear tire when I let it drop the lip on that fender gouged my leg hard had yo get stitches

[Billlewis]

Damaged/torn fingernails because I'm too lazy to trim the damn things... lol

[Bklynbadboy12]

I broke my toe kicking what I thought was an empty plastic bag. That had 2 big bags of flower in it

[dolemite58]

I bruised my tail bone jumping into a hot tub I thought was gunna have cushier seats but they were like concrete 🤦‍♂️

[NathanDavis]

oh wow... welcome back to the site (=

[NathanDavis]

and to answer, let's see...

the silliest was probably during a soccer game... don't ask how, but I managed to knee my own face, so I kind of blinded myself on one eye for about half an hour

the most stupid was when I one-armed a big ass piece of furniture with crystal, lost balance and I did all I could to save it, the furniture was intact, but my entire spine was out of commission for a full week (in the most sharpest nerve pain I ever felt)

but, I do think the silliest is when someone moved my (sturdy and heavy dinning table just 10mms... so I walked straight into the edge one of its legs, with my pinky, lmfao... that was so hilarious I laughed for three full minutes just so I would not cry, I sure had a dozen mini fractures and yes, for a few days, I did have a blueberry instead of a toe