What is the funniest or most embarrassing way you've gotten hurt?

[BCRanger10]

Have you ever gotten hurt in a particularly embarrassing or funny way? What happened and do you still catch grief for it?

Did you get hurt playing sports or at work? Or working on your home or car? Or maybe you were a character in a Christmas movie who took your shoes off and didn't think to put them back on when it might have been a smart thing to do?

[sage2021]

Hehehe... I was at work in an office with associates all over the place.
One day one of the engineers asked me to do something for him which I had to do standing up at my desk. I was wearing a dress 👗 that day as usual.
What I didn't know was that my chair slowly moved back away from me and I just sat down and fell right on my arse, my legs went flying apart and up and the engineer guy was still standing at my desk and saw my hoo ha!!😎

[sage2021]

And I hurt my tail bone and couldn't sit right for months 😞

[LadyBecks]

A long time ago, I was at the book store and set a pile of books on the floor then proceeded to sit in a chair to look at them. I had heels on, and when I went to get up, I accidentally stepped on the pile of books and they slid out from under me. I fell to the ground and everyone came rushing over. I was fine, just totally embarrassed.

[strateguy632]

Most embarrassing.

In 1st grade a kid gave me a tack to put on the teacher chair. I said no.

Later i sat down n felt i little prick, luckily minor... i moved it as i sat, but i pretended it really poked.

Those sadist brats were laughing!

[exitseven]

I got kneed in the balls so hard during a Rugby game that i got lifted off the ground. I sustained a crushed urethra and had to have surgery

When you gotta go...

[DryGermanGuy]

Probably when crashing with a soapbox racer as a primary schooler.

[Agape93]

Climbed up the boards to my deer stand, one came loose and I fell 8 feet down onto my back

[Dargil]

I actually did step on a rake in long grass... with my girlfriend.

[WowGIrl4ever]

Had a scooter wreck