From A Toilet Paper Shortage To A Gas Shortage What Is Another Shortage You Wouldn’t Want To Happen?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[jennifer_bloom]

A female hygiene product shortage or soap shortage, or an avocado or tomato shortage, my parents forgot to buy tomatoes one week and it was really hard for me to go almost two weeks without eating real tomatoes in my food cause I consider them to be an essential component to a healthy lifestyle.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A female hygiene product shortage would really suck for everyone & hopefully that never happens because we wouldn’t want the world would smell like a fish market. A soap shortage would suck too.

[mintbloo]

the tomato thing is a bit overdramatic...

[jennifer_bloom]

@mintbloo it’s not a matter of taste but nutrition, our family does not eat uncooked vegetables due to sanitation concerns so our use of vegetables decreased over 35% when we stopped using tomatoes for a short while.

[PaynefulPleasures]

Coffee oh the horror no 😳🤯

[msc545]

Yeah coffe. God, don't even mention it - you might give someone ideas

[PaynefulPleasures]

🤭🤫🤐 lmao 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The end of the world it would be & if you take away coffee there would be a lot of grumpy people.

[PaynefulPleasures]

Exactly ✌️

[ChrisMaster69]

Blue Anon Virgin Shortage

i mean who the fuck would we abuse and take the piss out of?

apart from what we going to feed to the wood chipper?

can you seriously imagine not having the same inane, pathetic, trolling, racist, bigoted posts by Blue Anon Virgins?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/jxsWAW9Q-jw
A shortage of B. A. V’s & R. A. V’s would really suck & if there were a shortage we would have to find another way to entertain ourselves. Cheers to Trolls!

[hellacray]

I guess metal.

With lumber prices being so high if metal for some reason spiked too. Then it might be game over.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I feel sorry for people having houses build nowadays because some can’t even get lumber & if that happened to metal we would all be in trouble.

[hellacray]

Well it's not just houses being built it's also people that want to do renovations or remodel.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It already has happened...
"A shortage of common sense"

[Static_In_The_Attic]

We can’t all be common sense winners in life, some of us are as sharp as a tac & others are as sharp as a marble. I think it’s to late for the common sense shortage, it’s already here.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, they were caused by two different things. One was caused by people that thought they weren't gonna have enough shit paper to last them until the next time they went to buy some!! Okay, so you've bought a garage full of shit paper that'll last your whole family several years! NOW what? Food only stays fresh for a certain amount of time and you'll have to go out, anyway, and buy more! Get more shit paper then!! Other people need it, too and you're keeping THEM from getting any because YOU'RE so fucking greedy and self-centered!!
The other is caused by a fucking ragging loon that shut down the pipeline, which would've given us much cheaper gas and more jobs, and then made us buy it from someone overseas, again, who HATES us, which caused the prices to at least double!!! Yeah! Build back better, JoJo!! RIGHT!! WHATEVER!!

[Browneye57]

Well let's see... other shortages:
ammo
RV's
boats
houses
lumber
paper products
restaurant employees
chinese goods - yes, the container ships can't be offloaded fast enough
cars - the chip shortage is causing inventory shortages
Have you tried to order any parts or equipment lately?

No, this isn't getting better, it's getting worse. And people won't even go to work.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

When all this covid stuff started & business started closing there was an ammo shortage & I remember gun shops selling guns & the people couldn’t get ammo. That would suck.

[Browneye57]

Ammo production has continued, and there is some available from online sellers, but there is more demand than supply. What is worse is the primer shortage, so even if you have casings and bullets, powder, you can't get the primers to load them.
Evidently millions of new shooters out there, scared citizens went out and bought their first self-defense firearm. And they all needed a few boxes of ammo. Voile - ammo shortage.

[VanillaSalt]

Men. Can you imaging the responsibility put on men if half were to disappear over night? It won’t be in women to do heavy labor or dirty work like shoveling shit; it will be men that have to do it and work harder lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If that happened over night some of us would get lucky every night.

[VanillaSalt]

I used to think that way as well but o guarantee you it wouldn’t happen. Look at the state of dating now, most women go for the same hot shot men and work so many choosing to avoid men... it wouldn’t work out the way you think.

Besides. Why would you want the attention of so many women. Their too much trouble with just one bad one yet up invoice a new women every night... you got some big brass balls boy.

[Sevenpointfive]

obviously water and food.

but an electricity shortage seriously sucks. i have them out where i live during storms and there's nothing to do in the dark

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Food & water we need the most & when it comes to power outages I’m in the same boat when it comes to storms.

[Agape93]

Food and water. Now THAT is how you get shit to hit the fan.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Food & water we all need & without them like the dinosaurs we would be.

[Leavesbound]

Food. Though I have an ample supply with 500lbs of dry food, my own garden and I live near salt water and know how to fish.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Outstanding & what kind of fish do you usually catch? I’m thinking fish for dinner tonight.

[Leavesbound]

Literally whatever takes the bait though drum seems to be doing the most biting lately. I have caught grouper, red snapper and a whole bunch of things off that dock and I also often catch some blue crabs. I've actually caught almost as many blue crab on a fishing line as I have in traps. I'm rather partial to my baked stuffed crab. Living near the coast has it's perks. The most unusual thing I've caught at that dock was a hammerhead and I was very surprised at how tasty the meat was. I was told hammerhead tastes like crap but it doesn't. You just have to cook it right. I made steaks and chowder from it and gave away most of the meat because my freezer isn't that big and I prefer my fish fresh.

[Laciandmaci]

The US has a coin shortage. My stores where I live in the us won't accept cash only at certain registers now due to the national coin shortage.

[Laciandmaci]

But for what shortage I wouldn't want is a food shortage.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I remember right after covid started the coin shortage started as well & either people are hoarding coins or banks & the department of treasury recalled the coins to stop the spread of covid. I’m a credit card man & I swipe & put everything on my card to make points & when it bills comes in I cut my credit card company a check. I do carry cash for emergencies as well.

[Laciandmaci]

I don't believe in credit cards due to going into debt quick. BUT I do have one I needed for an emergency it is now paid off and I threw it away like a month ago hehe.

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

The only reason there's a shortage

is panic

People panicked, so they went out and bought it all. THEY WERENT GOING TO RUN OUT. ITS A SCARE TACTIC, MEANT TO SCARE PEOPLE INTO BUYING. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Anyway, mormons must be like "what? there's a gas shortage, weird"

Mormons, stockpile stuff because they believe in the end of days sort of thing. So, they try and stockpile as much as they can for when that day comes, and they'll be "prepared", lmao

[call_me_scar]

A air shortage I don't know how that would happen but it probably wouldn't be good

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It would be lights out for all of us.

[FlatsRunner]

Those muppets that panic bought toilet rolls. I wish there was a shortage of those fools.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I wonder how many rolls those people still have.

[Wiredone]

I don't want a wire shortage but it's too late. It's happening.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

An electricians nightmare.

[Wiredone]

Yes I know it is. It sucks trying to find wire

[Likes2drive]

I shortage of Viagra , can you imagine 😳 or make up or deodorant

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There would be a lot of wet noodles out there & probably a lot more lonely single men too. Sales in Cialis would be the only thing that would be up.

[Likes2drive]

Oh yeah at least there is a substitute

[Likes2drive]

I guess will have to use newspaper for toilet paper but I’m not sure what we can substitute for gas , maybe moonshine

[Static_In_The_Attic]

With in two miles of my home there are five gas stations & luckily I filled up yesterday. All I saw today were bags over the pumps. I thought there was a hurricane coming, no gas, WTF?

[Likes2drive]

My brother is in Georgia and almost couldn’t find gas

[NathanDavis]

If the supply of running ("potable") water is cut, I will really suffer.

[sixtyeightplusone]

there's a pussy shortage in my house and it shows no signs of letting up

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If there’s a pussy shortage in your house go online & order a pocket pussy or some shit like that.

[Riebeck]

Don't forget about the ketchup shortage and PS5 shortage

[Flower7]

A shortage of clean water would be horrible.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Knock on wood we are lucky because in some parts of the world there is a shortage of clean water especially drinking water. Not having clean water would suck.

[msc545]

This is why everyone needs an R/O filter. It's a survival tool.

[Still-alive]

power shortage would suck

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would blow major donkey balls & if I lose power for ten minutes I make a stink & when I lost power for a week due to a hurricane, that sucked. I totally need to invest in a whole house generator.

[FlySwimmer]

Shortage of Kind and compassionate people, sadly that has been going on for a long time, which is why when I found one I am planning on sticking with her as long as she lets me :)

[FlySwimmer]

@paolaa988 😳☺️

[DizzyDesii]

Food is the main thinf

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s the truth & without it we all go bye bye.

[anylolone]

Black outs are inbound, biden is going to turn the US into a new Zimbabwe if he's allowed.

[Coulis]

Water shortage is the worst type of shortage.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & without water in a matter of days it would be lights out for all of use.

[Massageman]

Follow the "rules of threes" - - -- Three minutes without oxygen. Three days without water, Three weeks without food. Three months without touch.

[legalboxers]

**watching to see which jackass is going to blame Biden and the Liberals**

[Mofunfour20]

Common sense shortage... too late

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly!

[LogicalGal123]

Cleaning supplies...🤷🏻‍♀️ I will go NUTS!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Especially nowadays with covid in play, without cleaning covid would spread faster among other viruses as well.

[LogicalGal123]

Exactly.

[Haraklus]

An Asian waifu shortage. That would be truly catastrophic.

[belle_kai]

Chocolate shortage

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about the end of the world! No chocolate bars, no chocolate milk, no hot chocolate, no chocolate ice cream, no chocolate chip cookies & more. No chocolate, no good.

[exitseven]

yes, that would be tough.

[MelissaMarie9614]

Food, water, and coffee

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Especially coffee & food & water too.

[Exterminatore]

Ammo shortage. But that’s already happening.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I like when gun stores show you guns & when you go to buy them they tell you by the way we don’t have any ammo in stock, wtf?

[Exterminatore]

I know right?

[karaspara]

Alcohol and tobacco would really be a step to far

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Two of the things that fly off the shelves before a hurricane here.

[karaspara]

Yeah I can imagine

[douride2]

Just food in general would be very difficult.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I agree especially pizza.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

RX drugs. electricity, water

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What would people do without RX Drugs? We are a world that loves & depends on pills.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

They would die

[Anonymous]

Common sense. Sadly that has been the status quo for years now.

[Wise4myage]

Bikini's on the beaches.!! 😜

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There is a bikini shortage & the last time I went to the beach all I saw was chicks in one piece bathing suits.

[Wise4myage]

Omg, nooooooo! 🤣

[scott04sa22]

We also got electronic chips shortages too ☝️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m hearing that & if anyone has old electronics in their house I’m sure you could sell those chips for a few bucks.

[scott04sa22]

There worth more now!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m going to have to do a little research & see what chips are money makers because I’ll go to my local junk yard & go fishing.

[scott04sa22]

💰💰💰💰

[Jjpayne]

Batteries, electricity or water 😬

[supercutebutt]

If penises got shorter, that would kinda suck. :(

[JackBlackHeartAttack]

Already there homeslice

[Anonymous]

Weed shortage would be terrible. Weed is the medicine to cope with the other shortages

[Surely]

Medication shortages. Could happen. A lot uses Chinese ingredients!

[msc545]

Maybe a water or air or food shortage?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely & I went out to a local bar the other day & speaking of shortage when I was talking to the owner she said she’s having a problem getting chicken wings. WTF? No chicken wings, that’s bullshit.

[msc545]

Chickens are on strike.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I guess that’s why they are not crossing the road.

[msc545]

ROFLMAO!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I really wanted chicken wings the other day & wing night was not wing night at all.

[Anonymous]

Water bottles!!! And soap!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Without water bottles everything would probably switch back to glass & without soap we would be in trouble.

[Daphne_93]

Water not just drinking water. But also water for bathing.

[robocop666]

electricity because then your world is fucked

[Static_In_The_Attic]

People would go nuts especially if they are unable to charge their cellular phones.

[ayomanwya]

Pain medicine
Hygiene stuff

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Great answers, well said.

[Anonymous]

A shortage of girls with big tits.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There is already a shortage of them.

[Opinion Owner]

true, unfortunately.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Years back my buddies & I went to the restaurant Hooters & all the girls were flat chested & when we were leaving the manager thanked us for coming & she asked how everything was & two of my friends said great & I said it wasn’t too back however you should think about changing the name of the restaurant.

[exitseven]

Sex shortage.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A sex shortage or a sex worker shortage, both would suck & there would be a lot of unhappy people out there.

[exitseven]

yes.

[joeldalton]

The socialists are having their dreams come true.

[Anonymous]

Shortage of available vagina.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cum to think about it there is a vagina shortage.

[Waldoe]

Peanut Butter

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jelly would be sad.

[Anonymous]

actual food and water...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Before a hurricane I see it all the time in addition to a gas shortage. But if there was an actual worldwide or country wide food & water shortage we would all be in trouble.

[SpaceGalaxy]

Pussy Shortage

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s already happening as we speak.

[JamieLoves]

Pizza

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A world without pizza, I would go normal.

[itzzzzniya]

Food
Oh the horror :(

[Anonymous]

breathable Air

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s slowly happening & hopefully we can change that.

[Opinion Owner]

I'm farting more, hope that helps.

[Massageman]

BACON!

[alowe72]

condom and lube

[Srij23]

Coffee sex water and 🍕...

[KrakenAttackin]

Water.