You’ve been kidnapped. Two hours later you are returned because you can’t stop talking about __________?

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AmandaYVR · Accepted Answer

"So my husband's a cop and this one time he found... and then another time there was this guy who... yeah, before he was a cop, I mean now he's a detective, some judge made him go to Anger Management, but he didn't like that very much. I think it just made him more angry, actually. I think he kinda learned how to channel his anger, you know, like focus it? He's always had a vicious temper. But he's really good to me. I love him so much. The way we met... oh that's such a funny story... we were both in this jiu jitsu class and... So that's why I call him my Pit Bull. The other day we were watching 'Snatch' together again, you know, that fabulous Guy Ritchie-directed movie, and we couldn't stop laughing about the Pit Bull that swallowed the squeaky pig toy. That part always cracks us up. But honestly sometimes I don't like watching it with him, 'cause he always gets all worked up about how stupid the criminals are. "How can anybody be this stupid?" And I would say, "I don't know, Babe. People are so stupid. I don't even know how they function and stay alive in one piece." "'You cut up a body into six pieces'? As if there's some magic number that is the most efficient, some de facto way to dispose of all bodies. Yeah right... And the pigs... 'Sixteen pigs... and you have to remove the teeth first? Come on..." He's really good at pointing out plot holes. Okay, so he might be a little obsessive, and he's pretty intolerant of stupidity, and that vicious temper I told you about, but he's really fucking smart. And he's really good at his job. Yeah, did I mention he's a Detective?"

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

That pic tho🤣 *My kids*My grandson*All my aches and painsIf all that fails, just tell them you are a super gassy person🤣

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

Dinosaurs. Why? Because dinosaurs are cool. And if they get REALLY annoyed and say "Fine! You think dinosaurs are so neat, we'll give you dinosaurs!" and then feed me to a T-Rex, I'm set even if I somehow find myself at the Pearly Gates being judged by Odin. All I'd have to do is draw a picture of it (with myself for scale) and say "I died fighting THIS." Then he'll smile, clap me on the shoulder, and say "You sit at MY table."

It's all about planning ahead.

Sonorous · Accepted Answer

Knowing me, something about philosophy. Like the nature of good and evil. 😂

ThoughtfulSoul · Answer

being Covid-19 positive (no offence though, but should work🤞🏻)

MCheetah · Answer

My height and how much being short sucks... According to a few here on GAG. I imagine that's what they'd say. (I'm working on it!)

ibodi · Answer

chinese jesus

yourbabygirl921 · Answer

About Jesus Christ and I'll just keep on praying in their face 😂

jgokgotit · Answer

The ways I would cook my kidnappers' bodies if I ever got my hands on them XD

Inexpensivefurniture · Answer

How homophobic and stupid the series finally of Supernatural was

Blackcupcake · Answer

Genuinely can’t think of anything I would talk about lol

JSmuve · Answer

How much I have to go number 2 and asking if we're there yet.

magiusX26 · Answer

how each kidnapper is going to die, in the literal sense of which way.

Tema123 · Answer

If they had caught me. Im sure they wouldn't have thrown me off.

Riddler1412 · Answer

In my case, it could be anything. At least that's what my family says.

Testament · Answer

... can't stop talking about how you stole this idea from Reddit lol

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

My career and Pretzel

call_me_scar · Answer

How bad their driving is

Anonymous · Answer

How much better Range Rovers are than Jeeps.

legalboxers · Answer

how much respect I was given!

NightHawk99 · Answer

Literally anything you can talk ENDLESSLY about

Not_Average · Answer

Bitcoin.

Laciandmaci · Answer

Jesus and God!

ayomanwya · Answer

Food but specifically tacos

NathanDavis · Answer

Cartel stories.

FlySwimmer · Answer

Swimming xD

fred_durst · Answer

having sex with corpses

Hxxmx · Answer

Money 😂😂

exitseven · Answer

Star Trek

itzzzzniya · Answer

pizza and cheesecake

Anonymous · Answer

BTS lol

OddBeMe · Answer

K pop

Dontaaa · Answer

my dick.

J9inva · Answer

Welding

JamieLoves · Answer

Your boyfriend

Anonymous · Answer

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