What does a bear do in the woods?

[Daniela1982]

Yogi and Boo Boo just made a boo boo in the forest. Who volunteers to clean it up?

Boo Boo, couldn't you wait until we got home?

[monkeynutts]

You ever seen them scratch up against a tree, they are really funny animals.

[Daniela1982]

I've seen dogs scooting across the carpet on their asses so I don't think I would be surprised. Since when do they have bears in Australia? I thought you only had dingos.

[monkeynutts]

We got loads of cuddly things. But bears I’ve only ever seen videos.

[Massageman]

Sounds like our dog. We have to give her a break, though -she has Cushing's, is 95+% deaf, has bad front left and bad rear right legs, and a bunch of other symptoms from the Cushing's. She always did like to scratch her rear with a "butt-scootin' boogie".

[monkeynutts]

@Massageman every dog loves a good scratch

[Tunasub]

Interesting🤔

[nolabels]

@tunasub
That gives the concept of the 'Woods' a whole new meaning!
Lol.

[Tunasub]

@nolabels I know right 🤣😂

[Tunasub]

Thank for MHO @Daniela1982

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/HjbfjCPuO2Y

Talk about making my flocking day & when I saw your post you totally made my day. As for me when someone asks something & the answer is obviously yes I usually say DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS? I love the photo & it’s a bear taking a shit in the woods, bravo.

[Daniela1982]

Too bad Yogi had no Charmin.

[nolabels]

Hmm, I wonder what they do when no one is looking?

They might be more interesting than we can imagine!

[ohshee]

Well he's either pretending that he's a frog, and he's hopping out of there I was looking for a place to sit down go volunteers needed you were the first one to see him your job lol

[Daniela1982]

A frog (ribbet ribbet) or a horny toad ( rubbit rubbit)?

[ohshee]

I don't know lol it's your bear.!! You should know

[Bricealan]

I would, but I don't have a pooper scooper that big and 'Bear Bags"

[Elliegirl]

Better question is what doesn’t a bear do in the woods.

[Daniela1982]

Go to the nearest bar for a drink I guess.

[Slartybartfast]

I had a young black bear that would take a dump on my front porch every Tuesday (garbage day) my cat chased him off lol.

[Likes2drive]

Hey Boo Boo, how about those picnic baskets, but Yogi, what about the Ranger? Lol

[Daniela1982]

I don't think that ever stopped them from purloining a turkey sandwich out of a basket.

[Likes2drive]

Nope never stopped Yogi

[NYCQuestions1976]

It does whatever it wants.

[Daniela1982]

True, and you thought those mushrooms you collected in the forest for your salads were really mushrooms? Didn't you notice the odor?

[NYCQuestions1976]

I don't eat mushrooms or salads. I'm not a rabbit.

[Daniela1982]

So you smoke them instead? I'll have to ask Alice about you.
https://youtu.be/hWWsfrfq69A

[NYCQuestions1976]

Grace Slick had a great voice.

[zagor]

He is home.

They do whatever they want until a bigger bear comes along.

[Wise4myage]

They also eat lots of berries and sleep during the day.

[exitseven]

Bears have no shame.

[Daniela1982]

Or TP either.

[exitseven]

hahahaha you are too funny.

[sage2021]

He shits in the woods

[Makeushiver]

Pretty much anything s/he wants to is my guess.

[888theGreat]

Take dumps apparently.