New twist to the bear question?

[shortster]

There are two cages; one has a brown bear the other a man. Which one are you choosing to go into? It is 10' x 10' x 10' and you'll be in there for an hour.

I'll go in the cage with the guy

I'll go in the cage with the bear.

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Saw this on Instagram, I think she is choosing the guy after that. www.instagram.com/.../?igsh=ZnIyY202eWtkdGhq

[BCA6010]

Alright sorry, but there's basically no context whatsoever in which anyone in their right mind should ever choose a bear in these scenarios, unless you somehow already know that the human man is definitely going to do something worse than mauling you. The fact that this question has become such a phenomenon should be a massive black pill or a wakeup call for how badly western society has degraded.

[The_Sexpert]

What's the twist?

And yeah I'll pick a man, even if he's a serial killer I am confident that I'll survive unless he has a gun

[shortster]

The original question was meeting up in the woods. Instead of inside a cage.

[The_Sexpert]

Cool!

[Apple1996]

Maybe I ask where are the cages located? In the woods, in public, with cameras, am I able to have my phone?

I'd probably choose with the man if it's in public or on camera

[shortster]

A random room. You can have your phone.

[Apple1996]

Oh okay then man. I feel like the cage would make the bear angry compared to being in the forest where it lives

[avery58]

Voted the first choice. I don't think most men are dangerous. The bears are probably more creeped out by us talking about them so much "why are you so obsessed with me"

[shortster]

In the words of Dwight Schrutte, "Bears, beats, and Battlestar Galactica."

[gorydetails]

I can't wait for the morons to choose 'bear'.

[shortster]

So far just one out of four women. No guys have voted yet.

[4ngelic]

the dude. obvious choice. we can chill and talk. while with the bear i'd risk being injured and it would be terrifying too

[OddBeMe]

Is the bear used to people?

Are there people in the audience who’d disapprove of the ass rape?

[shortster]

The bear is not. There is no audience.

[OddBeMe]

Ahh well kinda took the point away from the OP on TikTok. “Chased” by a man or “chased” by a bear.

But yes, most men don’t commit crime on women. Well done.

[KrakenAttackin]

The real question should be "how long will women last if we lock them in a cage with other women".

[shortster]

Maybe a question for another day.

[electromagnetic]

I think the context of this question should be changed.
One with a brown bear and the other with a serial rapist, who likes to torture to the highest degree then murder.

[shortster]

It is supposed to be a random guy; and that kind of person is not common.

[normalice]

Obviously, go in with both so they fight each other.

[shortster]

And when the bear wins?

[normalice]

It will be well fed so it will go to sleep.

The more interesting question is would you rather be in a cage with a man or a bear but they are both on cocaine?

[shortster]

I am concerned that the bear would still be in attack mode after beating the other guy and not start eating until it has bested the both of you.

As for cocaine, I will take the person.

[SotiCoto]

The man can go into the cage with the bear. I'm not going into a cage and I'll fuckin well fight anyone who tries to make me.

[82lynx]

Men may have more upper body strength than women, but the bear could rip both in half with one swipe.

[The_Sexpert]

Well both upper and lower body to be scientific
Plus yeah Bear would rip your arm off and say "Good day" and eat that in front of you

[82lynx]

@The_Sexpert LOL so much for table manners.

[In_Trance]

I'll be glad when this has passed. Few more days.

[Xia1994]

The cage with a man

[Anonymous]

I choose rock.

[shortster]

Dwayne Johnson?

[Opinion Owner]

No, a stone.

[shortster]

That wasn't the choice.

[Opinion Owner]

If you can make a twist on the bear question, I can put my own twist on replying to it.

[82lynx]

Certainly not the kind that’s meant for smoking, and sometimes used as fish bait.