+1 yNot that I'd WANT to, but if it came down to it, I could probably take Teddy Ruxpin. That "taking", however, would probably actually consist of convincing him to hold still while I put in a Metallica tape to freak out the babysitter, like I did when I was six.
Beyond that? Water bears, and maybe gummy (but probably not Gummi) bears; that's about. A fight between me and a panda is probably the only other one that wouldn't end with me mauled; we'd square off, shrug at one another, and go back to snacking. That's the kind of fight I'm confident I can survive.
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+1 yI used to beat the shit outta my teddy bears when i was young. Ell oh ell! I could probably take a bear cub if its mother isn’t around, but i’d rather cuddle it! Ell oh ell! I’m definitely the kind of person to end up on utoob getting mauled by an animal that would rather fight than cuddle.
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628 opinions shared on Other topic. Nah. Was super close to a black bear once. I did exactly what i shouldn't have done and ran 😅
They look huge af when close to you.
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yes, a gummy bear, i would just throw him in the garbage disposal, make jelly with him and not even get my hands dirty. lol
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12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I bet I could take this guy on.

Hey Mr Ranger. 21 Reply
+1 yWater bear
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also known as tardigrades... tiny but also able to live in unimaginable conditions
Maybe a gummy bear. I would not want to face a living adult bear, even if I had an Origin 12 with a 30 round drum.
21 ReplyI'd try to scratch his belly and then gauge his reaction to see if he might be cool just hugging it out.
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+1 yI can beat up a Care bear
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+1 yI do not think I would try. I'm not as brave as Goldilocks.
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+1 yWith lead slugs maybe, but unarmed not likely.
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My dad almost killed a black bear on a highway once. Not wrestling it but doing 65 miles an hour. juvenile black bears aren’t too bright, the problem is mama isn’t too far away😆
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New York only has those so far as I’ve seen. Brown or Grizzly live further south and west.
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+1 yI have an undefeated record against every Teddy Bear that has challenged me. 😁
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+1 yNope, I'll just accept the fact that I'm fucked at that moment
21 ReplyLol! I mean people claim killing brown bears but there it’s near impossible to kill a grizzly or anything that size with just knife. Say nothing of bearing one without a knife or something.
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+1 yBears can fuck you up. You’d be lucky to get out of a bear attack alive to begin with. Let alone survive the attack disfigured.
Unless you have a powerful handgun like a.44 magnum or 10mm handgun or S&W 500 it’s best to play dead.10 Reply 17.1K opinions shared on Other topic. I could most likely hold down a teddy bear. LOL
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+1 yMaybe a black bear...
I'm not messing with a grizzly or polar bear.23 Reply- +1 y
People have survived bear attacks...
It is possible.
1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. Nobody can beat up a bear if the bear gets mad. A little 200-300 pound black bear in the mountains nearby can tear open a locked metal dumpster like opening a can of tuna. My ribcage would be much easier for him to tear open. A big bear like a full size grizzly, brown, or Kodiak could break your neck just by slapping you. It could tear open the biggest strongest man like ripping open a bag of chips. And their bite? Fuggettabouit!
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+1 yA Teddy Bear. 💞
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+1 yI could, totally, beat up a Spectacled Bear. I’d knock off his glasses, and then he’d be defenseless.
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+1 yNo, saw brown bears on top of a mountain I climbed in Canada, they are huge! Could eat me for breakfast
10 Reply16.5K opinions shared on Other topic. Only way I’d stand a chance against any kind of bear would be with a.45-70 government.
there's no human alive today that could stop a rampaging bear unarmed.
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+1 yWhy would anyone even think that? Seriously? I love animals and in answer to your question?
No, a real bear would kill any human very quickly. They're incredibly strong, ferocious and born killers and very fast and highly intelligent.11 Reply- +1 y
I love teddy bear, s and gorilla thing, s? Ha Ha ❤️
+1 yYes, but you have only 1 chance. Poke him right in the eyes and duck.
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Thought about that many times in the trail lol
3.7K opinions shared on Other topic. No I'm turning down all fades with sharks, whales anything in the sea bigger then me, Bears, tigers, lions and packs of wolves. I Want no smoke.
But if you're a human imma take the fade whether you're 6'9 or 5'2
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+1 yYeah, a teddy bear and maybe a koala bear, but not one of the big boys.
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+1 yI might have a chance against a Koala Bear but I'd rather avoid picking a fight with it.
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+1 yYou could probably take on a newborn cub, but why would you want to? Other than that, just a teddy bear.
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+1 yI arm bears I don’t beat them up.
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@msputiton lol
+1 yI'm Swedish, of course I wrestle polar bears on the daily!
20 ReplyI don’t think so but I need to answer one more question lol
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+1 yYes.
The bear in the NEE I start having after the real one gives me a swipe to the head.
10 ReplyI've been ruff on my teddy but I never beat him up :)
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+1 yYeah I wrestled a bear once
It tasted like kevin bacon10 Reply
+1 yNope a mama bear is never too far away from her kids. I don’t wanna get mauled to death
10 ReplyNo, and I wouldn’t even try. I would run like hell.
11 Reply3.2K opinions shared on Other topic. Bare hands? Unlikely.
With a spear, less unlikely.10 Reply7.4K opinions shared on Other topic. Nope, but I've shot enough of them
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+1 yTeddy or build-a-bear
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m +1 ysomeone with a beard, yes...
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we can't be fooled... I can see its intentions...
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that's what they want you to believe
+1 yThe kind that doesn't like bullets.
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But I would be in a car, juuust to be safe.
+1 yDefinitely 😁😁 a teddy bear 🧸
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Did you give my car back?
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My teddy bear now... now how do I start this thing.
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Well you fed him my car.. so he us part mine now... sooo shared custody?🤔
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That's so mean
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Thats it... into the wood chipper for him 😈
Anonymous(36-45)+1 yNot really but that is why I have pepper spray
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+1 yIf i see anyone say polar bear I'm unleashing one into they're house
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+1 yyes!!! the biggest of bears😎
11 ReplyI could probably take a teddy bear
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My money is on the teddy bear...
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@sirderpsalot123 you never have any faith in me 😒
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@Msputiton I say you should beat him up regardless
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@sirderpsalot123 well he better not touch that teddy bear😕
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@Msputiton We broke up awhile ago. @dustybiker was there.
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@sirderpsalot123 well he's trying to get you back.
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@Msputiton. I don't think so. All he would have to do is change his profile picture back to Beavis. He knows that.
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@sirderpsalot123 Don’t go blaming me again!!!
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@dustybiker But this IS true! You were there and you started the whole thing!
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@sirderpsalot123 Did not. It’s a complete fabrication. GaG stores everything.
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@sirderpsalot123 she's my friend mr. Booger monster be nice 😡
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I'll be nice if she's on my side.
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@sirderpsalot123 a spectator
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Lmfao I'm sure that he will feel very welcomed 😂
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What about the “other” third sirderp… could always dig him up too.
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@dustybiker I can deactivate that account now that my stalker is no longer a mod 🤣
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@sirderpsalot123 Whooop!
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@msputiton or was. 😂
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@Msputiton... pay attention. This makes my claim that you're slow even more valid.
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@sirderpsalot123 cuhh there's 3,000 messages on this post alone. I'm not gonna read them all.
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@dustybiker You should always pay attention to the ones that matter. Like me and dusty.
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@sirderpsalot123 dusty yes. You not so much.
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Meant to tag @Msputiton...
Accidentally tagged dusty because at first I was going to tell you what she said about you earlier... but I'll keep it to myself. 🤐 - +1 y
@sirderpsalot123 and I'm the slow one.
She's too nice to talk about me behind my back.
It was probably you talkin - +1 y
@Msputiton I might say nice things about you behind your back. You'll never know.
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@sirderpsalot123 true.
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@sirderpsalot123 🤨 You talking trash about me? You already know I’m not a morning person.
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@msputiton I am too sweet to talk about you behind your back, true. 😎 *glares at @sirderpsalot123*
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@dustybiker You are aren't an any time of day person.
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@sirderpsalot123 Untrue. I am sensing a pattern when you are around though.
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@msputiton That’s a fact.
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@msputiton Stirrer lmao
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@Msputiton at least comment on my post of you're this desperate for my attention... You're going to get us in trouble with Pauly.
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@sirderpsalot123 this my question. Get ya own question. I will comment where i wanna comment.
Try coming in my house tellin me where i can and can't walk😤 - +1 y
@Msputiton Bet you wish you could figure out how to block me now 😎
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@sirderpsalot123 you are blocked. You pay gag to unblock you because you love me too much
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No sitrring here at all 🤣🍿🥤
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@dustybiker She's almost as bad as me.
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@sirderpsalot123 Not quite. 😊
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lmao @msputiton Hope that ring isn’t too tight? (😁)
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😳 @msputiton Oh my!
@bigpauly Yup. Today will be fun. 🍿🍿🥤🥤 - +1 y
@dustybiker You will have to miss out on all of the fun today because you said you were staying away from us.
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@sirderpsalot123 Why can’t you be like @msputiton ‘s twin and just be more understanding? 😑
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@msputiton I hope so lol!
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+1 yDo koalas count?
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Then yes I can beat up a bear.
+1 yTeddy bear
Those honey bear bottles11 Reply- 1.8K opinions shared on Other topic.
+1 yWhy would I do that? I'd have it as a pet.
20 Reply 1.3K opinions shared on Other topic. A teddy bear. They don't fight back.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yuh, no. I had a chance against my sister's teddy bear once, but she almost started crying when I was beating it up, so I had to let it win.
00 Reply919 opinions shared on Other topic. Doubt it. But I will fight a hippo in a heartbeat.
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+1 yYes, a Sun Bear.
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+1 yMost likely not able to do so
10 Reply2.1K opinions shared on Other topic. I eat gummy bears for a snack!
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+1 yJust a teddy bear
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+1 yI’ve never tried and don’t want to.
10 Reply 19.3K opinions shared on Other topic. A koala bear lol
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+1 ynot a live one... perhaps
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+1 ywinnie the pooh
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+1 ya care bear 🤣
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+1 ysmall teddy bear
10 ReplyYes a teddybear :)
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