What would your memorial bench say?

[purplepoppy]

We've all seen those "memorial" benches in public parks, promenades, etc that say "in memory of..."
Some might say something like "in memory of Bob who liked sitting here" but others like the photo and article are a little more colourful.
www.walesonline.co.uk/.../public-bench-been-dedicated-man-23967495

So you've snuffed it and your friends are going to put a bench on your favourite spot. What would the plaque say about you.

[andreasderjuengere]

I cannot really identify with sitting on a park bench.
If one MUST set up a sign for me, then I'd prefer something like:

''Here Andreas used to piss in the pond''

[crossdressingrihno]

So I have an NSFW one if you're interested but here's one that's less so

He died the way he lived
Trapped in the bathroom for an hour making the place smell bad for his flatmate

[SaoirseS]

I don’t know, but it’s a sure bet my first name will be misspelled.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[DonkeyDan]

In memory of DonkeyDanWho finally fucked himself into a diabetic coma.

[ArtemisSilver]

Something about how I don't like being outside and find Canadian geese annoying. No doubt the bench will be outside surrounded by the vicious cobra chickens.

[MCheetah]

"Female-only bench. Women's asses only (I ain't gay)."

[Lliam]

"This bench is for couples in love. Use it well in memory of Lliam. He did."

[bean2k21]

Here's to that dude who used to give us drug money in return for tying us to a tree and whipping our young, tight asses with a horse whip.

[AviatorTom]

"In memory of the unnamed guy who fed the pigeons that pooped all over this park."

[clampfan101]

Huw Davies’ bench reminds me of this. 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/embed/U9t-slLl30E

[MrTaboo]

"He loved his Girls." With a marble wiener mounted to the bench.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Get your own bench MF!!!😼

But I wouldn't really want to say that 🤪

[Charliefretz329]

This bench is for Charlie, Who used to look at this bench and other like it and say, “Who the fuck in their right mind should sit there!!!

[zagor]

At least he kept the birds from shitting on the bench.

[SignedAutographs]

Dave, the guy who wouldn't hurt a fly, yet gets yelled at for not doing so

[driven159]

nothing if you can't say it while I am alive don't say it when I am dead, I just hate that

[OnTheLevel]

Mine would say "Hot chicks, please sit here. I love asses!"

[IMuser]

Mine would say: "lmao dead"

[Wise4myage]

FTW, or Fuck The World.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

"With the Century, always".

[TrillXHippy]

“If broken into pieces was a human”

[exitseven]

Get off your ass and get back to work.

[boobliker]

like this one I also talk to the ones here.

[Pete671]

BE KIND, ALWAYS,,,

[Anonymous]

I love life