What would you like written on your tombstone?

sage2021

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I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!!

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I want... PLEASE OPEN, He's just a deep sleeper!

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  Thank you for MHO @sage2021
  
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He helped the kittens.

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Daniela1982 Follow
Master Age: 38 , mho 54%

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She drove fast and hard and had no fear,
She ran a red light and wound up here.
R I P - retarded imbecile passed

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- Kelly6
  
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  @daniela1982
  That's good
  
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Kelly6 Follow
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@sage2021
I would like my tomb stone to be shaped as a big penis 😂😂😂
That will do

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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  Unless if you have better idea I would ask you to write for my tomb as you know me best 😆
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  www.out.com/.../99-year-old-grandmas-dying-wish-was-have-giant-dck-her-grave
  
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- sage2021
  
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  @Kelly6
  Ok, we will tell the cemetery for you. I'll save this question for you. 🙃
  You said you have a big stuffed penis so I think it should go in your coffin/grave with you to keep you company.
  
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- Dongie
  
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  You got it.🍆
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  Lol yes that will keep me comfy. 😆.
  But what to write on my giant tomb stone?
  
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- Dongie
  
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  600lbs worth🤪
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  All jokes aside. I will like my family to put that stuffed penis in my coffin.
  
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- sage2021
  
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  @Kelly6
  I know you and that's why I suggested it. 🙂
  I also know how much you love to cuddle up with something so the big stuffed penis will be something to satisfy your needs.💌
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  Hehe 🥰
  
  And what will be written on tomb stone?
  
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- sage2021
  
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  @Kelly6
  Here lies Kelly6 on her back for the last time!
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  😂😂😂😂
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  If cemetery decline on all this, just a nude carves status of me can do the job😂
  With open legs 😂😂
  
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- sage2021
  
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  Kelly6
  Do you want your legs IN THE AIR?😅
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @sage2021
  Of course,
  Otherwise people will forget me 😆
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  For some, that gravestone is the closest they will ever get to a dick. 🤣😂🍆🍆🍆
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @Daniela1982 🤔🤔🤔🤔
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @Daniela1982 true that gravestone might be crawling with horny guys at night 😂😂😂.
  
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- Dongie
  
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  Mold it from mine. It has perfect proportions.
  
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NathanDavis Follow
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" He was with @daniela1982 "

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- sage2021
  
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  @NathanDavid
  Do you care to elaborate on this?
  
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thegreenyogi Follow
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She was curious, she was bold, she was understanding and kind, a silent observer of the world.

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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  That's really nice. Not for a great MANY years yet though.
  
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- thegreenyogi
  
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  Aww!! Thank you!! Indeed. I want to live a very long life. There are too many things I have to do before leaving this planet.
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  >:D<
  
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FunkyMonkee Follow
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Look, lady, if you're GONNA sit here, take your clothes off!! Have SOME respect for the dead!!

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StudyingAuthor Follow
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"She didn't care what we put on here... we'll just say that she was crazy." LMAO.

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elizamichale1 Follow
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That i was the best stripper and prostitute ever n i made so many people happy

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Justneedtokno Follow
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I was just talking about this the other day I think people should write their loved ones favorite catchphrases like or the mannerisms that they had as a person

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Stevepro68 Follow
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If you are reading this I can see up your skirt.

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Dargil Follow
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On no! There goes the neighborhood.

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RedInnocent69 Follow
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Name is fine. I want to help people find me. I don’t care much else. After all, I’d be dead.

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Surely Follow
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Finally Taxed to Death !

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SeriouslyNotSerious Follow
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"YOU'RE NEXT." 😂⚰️

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HelpfulWoman Follow
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"The time I was the most dramatic"

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jjj101010 Follow
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Guess I’m not immortal then

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exitseven Follow
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I'LL Be Back!

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Wise4myage Follow
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F*** The World..

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animesenpai Follow
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Worked to Death

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Enes38 Follow
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We would travel too, you will come like us.

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Dongie Follow
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Still hard!!🤪🤪🤪

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Jennz6 Follow
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R. I. P.

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Luckycharms12 Follow
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Nothing I'll be dead

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