What would you like written on your tombstone when you die?

[Richardceorl1]

I used to write "I couldn't live as I wanted" on the tombstone.

[BlacklightShade]

If only I could have more than one tombstone...

"My other tombstone is pyramid in Egypt"

"Wish you were here"

"My mom finally got that abortion"

"Does this tombstone make me look dead?"

"Died from a tiger attack" (pre-owned tombstone company)

"If you think I look bad you should see the guy next to me!"

"Joke's on you! I'm actually buried under your house!"

"If you miss me just say my name three times in a mirror"

"There goes the neighborhood"

"The TV remote is in my pocket"

"GrubHub delivery in the rear"

"The joke's on you pizza delivery guy"

"I have my eye on you BRENDA!"

"Died waiting for George R. R. Martin to write the final book"

"I spoke to Jesus and he said he doesn't love you anymore"

"Blame Arby's"

"WIFI sucks down here"

"The meaning of life is... AAARRRGGHHH!"

"This place is roomier than my apartment"

[dustybiker]

3 and 8 are great. lol

[Nik1hil]

@dustybiker best.. One

"My mom finally got that abortion"

[dustybiker]

Think I’d rather just be scattered to the sea. If you were famous people will eventually remember you inaccurately. If you aren’t you become a faded, worn and forgotten carving on rock. I guess tombstones are made too well. They out-survive those living who would remember us.

[Anonymous]

"I wish they had put some manga in my coffin, any anime product"
Aguysopinion4799 (year - year)
"Don't don't don't, don't you, forget about me... when you walk on by..."

Obviously the part with my username would be my real name.
Plus it would be in a format that was easier for writing it all on a tombstone, but I want people who see my grave to have a little giggle by reading it and knowing that was the kind of person I was and how I would talk, I don't want some sappy writing like

Aguysopinion4799
year - year
"kind, loving, a gentle soul who will be missed dearly by all those who knew him"

I don't want that.

[OlderAndWiser]

Here lies OlderAndWiser
Simple Christian
Loving Husband
Honest Lawyer

[Mangospacho]

“Honest Lawyer”

At least you’ll get some chuckles from people passing by your tombstone.

[OlderAndWiser]

@Mangospacho Most lawyers are both honest and ethical. That conclusion is based on 35 years of practicing law rather than 35 years of listening to late night comedians (which is the most common source of people's opinions about lawyers.)

[Mangospacho]

It’s true. The bars are very strict and will reprimand or even disbar you even for the slightest error. Also, the best lawyer jokes come from actual lawyers. I actually did think you were kidding, though. I didn’t realize you are a real lawyer.

[OlderAndWiser]

@Mangospacho We're good.

[Ceslovas]

Dershowitz once said, “Every honest criminal lawyer will tell you that he defends the guilty and the innocent.”

[OlderAndWiser]

@Ceslovas That is true, but I don't practice criminal law.

[AmandaYVR]

I love this question. One could take it seriously, or jokingly... it's wide open to possibilities.

I have had a running joke, sort of, about this. I've been making comments about myself, telling them to my husband, or whomever I was hanging out with at the time. They are always observations, or 'truths', or credos, about myself.
I wish I had written them down. Any of them. What a list that would have been.

A couple of weeks ago, my husband said, one, sort of. (It almost qualifies, thought the context with a bit different; we weren't tombstoning it, lol.)

"You have a lot of reading and cheese in your life."
And I laughed and said, "Yep, that is true."

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This Guy Was Buried With A Hundred Grand In His Pocket!

[Wraith_Cemetery]

You win!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Wraith_Cemetery Thank you sir.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Amor Vincit Omnia. Love conquers all.

If I had been born a guy I’d want Live Free or Die on my tombstone

[Z1pTD]

Nice

[Daniela1982]

There once was a girl named Danielle
Who decided to be on the pill
But damn her poor luck
that upon her first fuck
She had a kid she named Bill

[VanillaSalt]

That’s a hell of a way to talk about your child… and bill? Really? Was Bob taken?

[Daniela1982]

@VanillaSalt What, you didn't like my limerick? And Bill would probably be the one to put it on my monument.

[VanillaSalt]

The rimefest was fine the topic seemed inappropriate lol.

[Daniela1982]

@VanillaSalt Inappropriate? On this site? :(

[Drzen]

What about the child support

[Daniela1982]

@Drzen That would be the daddy's job.

[VanillaSalt]

The fact you think that makes me think you need punched in the face… but a trolls gotta troll.

[Daniela1982]

@VanillaSalt
I took a drive
after too much beer
fell asleep at the wheel
and wound up here

better?

[DizzyDesii]

I honestly won't care as long as its honest and respectful. Im too happy to be alive to think about life after death

[supercutebutt]

If I was a doofus it would be this...

"I owned the libs and died of covid!"
Super Anti-vax Butt
2000-2021

[pjf1958]

I died sad and alone. Don't let guilt destroy your ability to love.

[sage2021]

Don't do anything to be guilty about and you will find true love that was always there, but you just couldn't see it. You said you have a fiance, so you might not die sad and alone. Live the right kind of life instead of the things you keep doing that render you unworthy to have a blessed relationship. Turn to your Bible, and humble yourself. Love is there if you are willing to stop sabotaging it and focus on just loving your fiance. Stop doing the things that cause your guilt. ☮️

[t-8900]

I'm getting cremated. No reason to keep using up more of the earth for the dead when it could be used for the living

[B4852]

Here lies the remains of absolutely no one. I'm getting cremated. But I didn't want my arch rival to have this spot.

So if you want this plot, here's the content info of my attorney. If you are my arch rival, forget about it. He knows who you are.

Hahaha.

[Kronx]

Shitbag through and through. Finally found a way out of 1sg's funeral detail... if you know, you know

[Anonymous]

Powlar Human
Полар Хйуман
Πολαρ Χιυμαη

An atypical millennial who helped change the world, led many revolutions, woke people up to the truth, knocked down many double gender standards, gave tons of invention ideas, brought more philosophical ideas, methodology ideas, art ideas, music ideas, and a lot more, including lots of extremely inspiring quotes. The ender of the two party system and the corrupt New Word Order.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

“I had a blast, now I’m just trying to sleep so keep quiet please “

[qwert1234]

"Press Y to load last save or N to start a new game"

[torken]

meh, to quote Frank from It's Always Sunny..

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!"

In other words, I dont have a tombstone lol

[ShadezMcgee]

It would have carved hands giving a double middle finger saying "I requested to be buried face down so all of you that didn't like me can kiss my black ass."

[VanillaSalt]

I’ve only come close to dying a few times and all of them were doing the dumbest or most heroic things ever… that being said


It was at this point that he knew… He fucked up.

[MrJMM]

I'm coming to haunt your fucking life or Bitch! Or Finally!!! I can escape this stupid life! or Everyone... Fuck off and leave this piece of shit alone.

[Sarahr123]

I don’t even want to be buried. The idea of my skeleton being underground creeps me out. I’d prefer a cremation.

[Nik1hil]

" If you like me bring in a few flower..
If you are beautiful girl flash me.. 🤣
If you hate me.. You can kiss my Ass.. I was buried upside down."

[Guanfei]

Nothing. Just burn me down, throw whatever remains somewhere and forget I existed.

[Friendlybro79]

I should not be laughing at this but it's so depressing I fell off my chair laughing.

[Guanfei]

Laugh all you can, pal, any little joy is good to take ^^