What would you like written on your tombstone when you die?

Question

I used to write "I couldn't live as I wanted" on the tombstone.

BlacklightShade · Accepted Answer

If only I could have more than one tombstone...

"My other tombstone is pyramid in Egypt"

"Wish you were here"

"My mom finally got that abortion"

"Does this tombstone make me look dead?"

"Died from a tiger attack" (pre-owned tombstone company)

"If you think I look bad you should see the guy next to me!"

"Joke's on you! I'm actually buried under your house!"

"If you miss me just say my name three times in a mirror"

"There goes the neighborhood"

"The TV remote is in my pocket"

"GrubHub delivery in the rear"

"The joke's on you pizza delivery guy"

"I have my eye on you BRENDA!"

"Died waiting for George R. R. Martin to write the final book"

"I spoke to Jesus and he said he doesn't love you anymore"

"Blame Arby's"

"WIFI sucks down here"

"The meaning of life is... AAARRRGGHHH!"

"This place is roomier than my apartment"

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

Think I’d rather just be scattered to the sea. If you were famous people will eventually remember you inaccurately. If you aren’t you become a faded, worn and forgotten carving on rock. I guess tombstones are made too well. They out-survive those living who would remember us.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

"I wish they had put some manga in my coffin, any anime product"
Aguysopinion4799 (year - year)
"Don't don't don't, don't you, forget about me... when you walk on by..."

Obviously the part with my username would be my real name.
Plus it would be in a format that was easier for writing it all on a tombstone, but I want people who see my grave to have a little giggle by reading it and knowing that was the kind of person I was and how I would talk, I don't want some sappy writing like

Aguysopinion4799
year - year
"kind, loving, a gentle soul who will be missed dearly by all those who knew him"

I don't want that.

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

Here lies OlderAndWiser Simple Christian Loving Husband Honest Lawyer

AmandaYVR · Answer

I love this question. One could take it seriously, or jokingly... it's wide open to possibilities.

I have had a running joke, sort of, about this. I've been making comments about myself, telling them to my husband, or whomever I was hanging out with at the time. They are always observations, or 'truths', or credos, about myself.
I wish I had written them down. Any of them. What a list that would have been.

A couple of weeks ago, my husband said, one, sort of. (It almost qualifies, thought the context with a bit different; we weren't tombstoning it, lol.)

"You have a lot of reading and cheese in your life."
And I laughed and said, "Yep, that is true."

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

This Guy Was Buried With A Hundred Grand In His Pocket!

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Amor Vincit Omnia. Love conquers all. If I had been born a guy I’d want Live Free or Die on my tombstone

Daniela1982 · Answer

There once was a girl named Danielle Who decided to be on the pill But damn her poor luck that upon her first fuck She had a kid she named Bill

supercutebutt · Answer

If I was a doofus it would be this... "I owned the libs and died of covid!" Super Anti-vax Butt 2000-2021

DizzyDesii · Answer

I honestly won't care as long as its honest and respectful. Im too happy to be alive to think about life after death

pjf1958 · Answer

I died sad and alone. Don't let guilt destroy your ability to love.

t-8900 · Answer

I'm getting cremated. No reason to keep using up more of the earth for the dead when it could be used for the living

B4852 · Answer

Here lies the remains of absolutely no one. I'm getting cremated. But I didn't want my arch rival to have this spot.

So if you want this plot, here's the content info of my attorney. If you are my arch rival, forget about it. He knows who you are.

Hahaha.

Kronx · Answer

Shitbag through and through. Finally found a way out of 1sg's funeral detail... if you know, you know

Anonymous · Answer

Powlar Human
Полар Хйуман
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An atypical millennial who helped change the world, led many revolutions, woke people up to the truth, knocked down many double gender standards, gave tons of invention ideas, brought more philosophical ideas, methodology ideas, art ideas, music ideas, and a lot more, including lots of extremely inspiring quotes. The ender of the two party system and the corrupt New Word Order.

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

“I had a blast, now I’m just trying to sleep so keep quiet please “

qwert1234 · Answer

"Press Y to load last save or N to start a new game"

torken · Answer

meh, to quote Frank from It's Always Sunny.. "When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!" In other words, I dont have a tombstone lol

ShadezMcgee · Answer

It would have carved hands giving a double middle finger saying "I requested to be buried face down so all of you that didn't like me can kiss my black ass."

VanillaSalt · Answer

I’ve only come close to dying a few times and all of them were doing the dumbest or most heroic things ever… that being said It was at this point that he knew… He fucked up.

MrJMM · Answer

I'm coming to haunt your fucking life or Bitch! Or Finally!!! I can escape this stupid life! or Everyone... Fuck off and leave this piece of shit alone.

Sarahr123 · Answer

I don’t even want to be buried. The idea of my skeleton being underground creeps me out. I’d prefer a cremation.

Nik1hil · Answer

" If you like me bring in a few flower..  If you are beautiful girl flash me.. 🤣 If you hate me.. You can kiss my Ass.. I was buried upside down."

Guanfei · Answer

Nothing. Just burn me down, throw whatever remains somewhere and forget I existed.

Friendlybro79 · Answer

"This sucks. You know it and now I definitely know it. This such crap."

Relux47 · Answer

“I’m the 4th oldest out of all my siblings and one day when I talking to my sister she told me that nobody really asks about me but they ask about my other siblings. That was when I was alive but now I’m not so don’t bother”

A_Nihilist · Answer

"I'm only down here because they couldn't legally throw me in the bin. Also don't leave flowers and shit on my grave. Don't waste money on a corpse."

Anonymous · Answer

“Even the scars that were formed by my mistakes are my very own constellation” -💜

Ryfyle · Answer

"Dead, but still dreaming" Or simply "Be nice to the cats."

Citizenkirk · Answer

Life's🎭a👠bitch🐩, and👡then👢you🧸die⚰️, so🥀eat🥢my💩shorts🩳and😤wave🌊by🗑️by🚮👋👋

pink_and_inlove · Answer

I told you

Massageman · Answer

"I TOLD you I was sick, but you never even listened to ME!"

Anonymous · Answer

"There might be a million dollars down here waiting for you. The question is, do you feel lucky, punk?"  Either than or " could you please take 2 steps to the left? You're standing on my nuts."

Xylem1992 · Answer

just the words: "Knock knock" by the way, if you steal this you're a dead man. was that a double kill? I'll stop now.

sage2021 · Answer

"I told you I was sick!!"

Kelly6 · Answer

It’s not so bad down here. she was a banger. SLUT

poneglyphs · Answer

GG EZ  Even in death, I will still int lmao

Hanmakevi · Answer

You want my child porn collection? You can have it I left everything I gathered in one place. Now you’ll just have to find it

CuriousAZ · Answer

This tombstone reserved for CuriousAZ who is still alive and kicking

Agape93 · Answer

As above, so below You're all dead too

Anonymous · Answer

I want to be completely forgotten when I die. A tombstone would jeopardise that goal.

Anonymous · Answer

“He was a faithful husband who never ever cheated on his wife, even though he had many, many opportunities to.”

Belgie · Answer

"I told you I was ill, you bastards."

Cherry234 · Answer

"I lived a long life."

Luckadadraw · Answer

I hope mine says a bunch of shit that sounds like the stuff Aaron Tippin says about his Dad

exitseven · Answer

I always said I would sleep when I'm dead.

Wise4myage · Answer

Stop Stepping on Me Fuckers!

lorenzomichael · Answer

Hang on I'll be back in a minute.

Jersey2 · Answer

What an amazing ride! Can I go again?

Rachelspiks · Answer

"I told you I wasn't feeling well"

Iron_Man · Answer

Why can’t you live the way you wanted

normalice · Answer

"None of this is new."

ManHater · Answer

"Another meat popsicle"

EQisKEY · Answer

Told you she was crazy

karaspara · Answer

At least she tried

anylolone · Answer

I don't want a tombstone.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

''You're next''

Anonymous · Answer

I've finally joined my sex life

Anonymous · Answer

Your mom is down here with me 😫

Wraith_Cemetery · Answer

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Ceslovas · Answer

11th line actually sounds funny😅

sp33d · Answer

False propaganda. Hell is great!

ChefPapiChulo · Answer

What would it matter? I’d be dead.

007kingifrit · Answer

"you can be normal or you can be interesting"

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