What do you want it to say on your gravestone?

[DubiousIntentions]

Halloween time. If you were dispatched by Jason, Chucky, or some other malcontent, what would you want your epitaph to be on your grave marker?

[YesterdaysChild]

I'll be seeing you

in every lovely summer's day,

in everything that's bright and gay

I'll always think of you that way.

I'll find you in morning sun

and when the night is new

I'll be looking at the moon,

but I'll be seeing you.

[Daniela1982]

I asked to be buried face down so everyone could kiss my ass.

[DubiousIntentions]

😯😅🤣😂

[Mansearching]

Ev1 says that... lol

[Daniela1982]

@Mansearching Well then, you can kiss it too. 😂🤣

[Mansearching]

@daniela1982 I don't kiss brown eyes... lol

[Daniela1982]

@Mansearching 😯😫💩💩

[NamerOfStars]

My name, then January 1st, 1992-In Your Arms Tonight.

Confuse the hell out of future graveyard visitors.

[DubiousIntentions]

I sure am.

[abc3643]

"Game over."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_j8W-SDefU

[abc3643]

Or maybe the chorus from "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn.

We'll meet again,
Don't know where,
Don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again,
Some sunny day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpTE-aHEZ0

[abc3643]

The whole song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAIzTmNE0U

[DubiousIntentions]

Good song. 😉

[DubiousIntentions]

Reminds me of this one.
https://youtu.be/NF4rUmDTbUk?si=Eeg5fC5EBMOBsVTU

[Simslover92]

Fuck my life and by the way those were so funny to read 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Mansearching]

@Simslover92 Uh oh. What happened?

[Simslover92]

Nothing happened yet. It's just usually my life goes wrong somewhere hence why I titled it fuck my life lol its my saying for myself.

[DubiousIntentions]

😃😂

[Mansearching]

Our lives are so parallel

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This guy was buried with 100 GRAND in his pocket.

[DubiousIntentions]

Some day they will dig up his body but it will be really stale. 🤮

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll have the last laugh because when they open up my casket there will be a note inside that says The following. Sorry I forgot to inform you I was cremated however here is the 100 grand, thanks for stopping by.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

So what is your tombstone going to say?

[DubiousIntentions]

I haven't figured it out yet. Maybe something like,
Young lass Dubie drank too much beer,
She took a drive and wound up here.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about she was as fine as wine & she drank too much & she stumbled into traffic & got hit by a bus.

[AVirgoMan]

I died like everyone else, the world is an empty place.

[DubiousIntentions]

Not until after WW3

[DJB72]

"I told you I was sick" (Spike Milligan originated it, but I like it)

Or

"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

[andreasderjuengere]

something like this.

[DubiousIntentions]

OMG! You are already dead! Everybody run, a ghost is here!!

[andreasderjuengere]

That's easy to deal with... just ''ghost'' me :D

[DubiousIntentions]

Maybe you should have had "Casper" as your user name. 😅

[andreasderjuengere]

Hmmmm - my middle name (no kidding) is 'Wolf' - watch out at full moon.
Otherwise, I'm more of the cuddly type :D

[DubiousIntentions]

👍🐺🐺

[andreasderjuengere]

Woof

[Sevenpointfive]

i was cremated. i don't know whose body is in here!

[DubiousIntentions]

I think you need a good "body" of evidence.

[Sevenpointfive]

i will check my DM's for that.

[sheikalana]

I won't have a gravestone. I'd like to be cremated.

[DubiousIntentions]

Then they would have to microscopically write your epitaph on each ash particle. 🤔

[sheikalana]

They don't need to write anything.

[DubiousIntentions]

Ok, so what do you want on your funeral urn then?

[sheikalana]

Absolutely nothing.

[LiamJHayden]

"Thanks for visiting. I'd greet you in person, but..."

[AmeerX]

In my family we don't keep gravestones. I would prefer they buried me where I die instead of making a long lengthy effort

[DubiousIntentions]

On the freeway after the accident?

[AmeerX]

More like in the same general area. If I did in Lahore bury me there if I die in Karachi do that.
People send bodies over the ocean to be burried back home

[Mansearching]

All those are funny.

My family can put on whatever they want. I'm dead, what would I care... lol

[_no_one_]

"I will always live... Inside your walls"

[DubiousIntentions]

Why, going to have a jar of ashes in a wall safe?

[_no_one_]

could be a body too

[Kelly6]

i want a huge dick as my gravestone.

Here lies the dick lover

[Mansearching]

LMAO...

[DubiousIntentions]

🍆🍆🍆🍆 Well, not big but here are some little ones, that when put together = one big one. 😂

[Kelly6]

there was a news off a lady who made he gravestone a big dick

[DubiousIntentions]

Nah, someone would deface it or steal the whole thing.

[exitseven]

I was here but now I'm gone

I leave you all to carry on/

[Fireguy17]

Probably just the standard stuff with our fire dept emblem on it.
But those are good ones.

[ChicoFromThe305]

They can throw my body in a lake so it's gets eaten by gators for all I care, I'm gone lol

[Chewy______]

My name and then " Back in the Hole once Again" written underneath.

[DubiousIntentions]

Or, tie your body onto a horse with a plaque saying "Back in the saddle again". 🤔

[Unit1]

0/10

Recommended strongly against. permanent death at least works.

[zagor]

"Who knew bears could run that fast"

[TonyMetal___86]

Are these for real? I want nothing than a christian cross...

[In_Trance]

I don't want a gravestone I think this is an outdated practice

[purplepoppy]

I'll be back at Halloween.

[DubiousIntentions]

But you were killed by Jason on Halloween. You can't come back until next year.

[eagle1951]

mind will be what the Army puts on it Sgt my name U. S. Army 1951 to whenever i die

[Starrrboy]

No no no.. wait wait wait xD

[236color]

A penticle and a caduceus.

[John_Cobretti]

"I'LL BE BACK"

[joehypo1]

My name followed by
what a dick

[LunarEclipse433]

“Told you I was sick”

[jshm2]

Here lays John, so you don't have to.

[slatyb]

I'll be dead. I don't care.

[TalkWithoutSpeaking]

Boo! Look around you!

[LavLavLuv]

“You’re next” Lol no jk

[Nifrayu]

I don't want a grave stone.

[Dreamclouds]

I'll be back motherfuckers

[DubiousIntentions]

Is that an epitaph or a warning? 😯

[Dreamclouds]

I guees both in this case

[BLP11520]

I told you I was sick!!

[DubiousIntentions]

I was going to use that one too but was allowed to post only 10.

[BLP11520]

Ok 🤣

[Fuentes]

I'm going to be cremated lol

[Anonymous]

Fuck You

Put that on my gravestone

[Charliefretz329]

Beware Wild Women

[LavLavLuv]

🤣🤣🤣

[DubiousIntentions]

Yeah, gotta watch those wild women from Borneo. 👀🦴🧞‍♀️

[Charliefretz329]

Or americo…

[jahaims]

Idc.

[LostA__Aryen18]

sexy beast