What do you want it to say on your Headstone?

[ShesRad80]

[GoingNooWhere]

I'm getting cremated as where I live after a period of time they bury someone else on top of you as technically we don't own the grave we are buried in plus I already know that nobody will visit my grave so it would be a waste of land taken up

I'd probably want something like. I kept fighting even when I wanted to give up

[TonyMetal___86]

That's sad! I'm against cremation but i wonder why wouldn't someone visits your grave after a long time, there must be someone who care about you and won't forget you at all!

[GoingNooWhere]

@TonyMetal___86 i cut my sisters out mine and my baby's life and I have barely spoken to my brother since about Christmas time. I never kept in contact with cousins as I was very introverted and my cousins over time became strangers to me. I don't have any friends either. My mum passed away and my dad's health is not the best.

I personally don't even visit family graves anymore. I've found it to be pretty common where I live with people not visiting graves.
My own sister doesn't even really visit her own sons grave. If she and her husband do, it's like every few months

To me even if I had people in my life, over time people would just stop visiting the grave anyway because sometimes people move away or they have more important things going on. I know for me I can barely leave the house because my 2 month old daughter hates being in the carseat, she hates it so much she cries. Although she is fine in her pram, I found I can't take her to any place where there is no microwave in the parents room as not many places have anywhere to heat up a baby bottle and my baby refuses to have a cold bottle. Some places have even disabled the hot water in the taps so I can't run the tap to heat up the bottle either

[ShesRad80]

@goingnoowhere just know you aren't alone in what you are going through. i lost my parents back to back and i have no family, very few friends. im proud of you! keep pushing girl you can do this

[mandyfire98]

YOLO with an picture of me kicking a bear in the junk.

[ShesRad80]

thank you for having a sense of humor!

[Bigjake1995]

Lol 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This Guy Was Buried With A Briefcase With 100 Grand In It!

As for me as I’m resting in peace I guarantee some joker will dig me up & I’ll be laughing from beyond the grave. On the other hand I plan on getting cremated however I think I’ll have a casket with a briefcase in it with 100 grand in it.

[ShesRad80]

ahhhh so clearly you have thought this through lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely however it’s subject to chance & I’m sure I can come up with something even better.

[ShesRad80]

always good to have alternatives lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about the following & although I’m not married or have never been this would be funny.
This Guy Was Buried With All His Money Because He Didn’t Want His Ex Wife To Get It When He Dies.
As this casket is opened there will be a note that says unfortunately he was cremated.

[ShesRad80]

ah ha. or you could have a treasure hunt like on family guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqYH5jo5Gkk

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There are so many possibilities & a treasure hunt would be fun & you can also send people on a wild goose chase as well. So how about you & most of all what is your headstone going to say?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In addition if I ever face a firing squad & they honor my last request I have a great request.

[ShesRad80]

my life was a grave but i dug some of it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Speaking of graveyards do you know why graveyards have fences around them?

[ShesRad80]

why?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Graveyard have fences around them because people are dying to get in.

[ShesRad80]

ahahahhahahah and
i love graveyards, safest place to be

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love walking old graveyards especially if history or hauntings is involved.

[ShesRad80]

my grandparents are in a 100 year old cemetery its amazing to go through, my parents are cremated and together when my mom passed i put their wedding ring set both of theirs in the ashes instead of keeping the, they werent mine to keep.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It saddens me to hear about the loss of your grandparents & parents & when it comes to their rings you did the right thing. As for those 100 year old cemeteries a mysterious place it is especially at night. I want to be cremated & as for my ashes I want them to be spread in the ocean so I can ride the waves.

[ShesRad80]

its just me no family left and i work in healthcare so see people pass all the time, so i just asked this to lighten things up. nice, yes i def want to be cremated and thrown in keanu reeves face? what? is that wrong? ahahahahhahahahhaa

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I tip my hat to you & I salute you as well & in the healthcare field thank you for everything you do.
As for throwing your ashes in Keanu’s face, WTF? You must be nuttier than a snickers bar. Hahaha.

[ShesRad80]

i do what i can and thanks for the appreciation. and who doesn't love keanu? ahahahahhah

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My all time favorite movie of his was & will always be SPEED.

[ShesRad80]

mine too

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Tanks 4 Dah Moo Has!

[ShesRad80]

👍 thanks for the convo and not taking it serious as a few did

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It was my pleasure & thanks for the chit chat session as well. Red alert, I have a thought! It would funny if I had the city install a water main three inches above my grave. Brake out the shovels.

[Sparkie460]

The world is safe from this crazy lunatic.

I want to be buried face down so the world can kiss my ass

[ShesRad80]

ahahahhahaha

[exitseven]

@sparkie460 you beat me to it,,

[Sparkie460]

You snooze you loose. Lmao

[Meropatrick]

😂😂😂

[Sparkie460]

Thanks for the mho

[rachel776]

Churchill's is a good one for me, "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

[Andres77]

I love that you know about Churchill.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

A phone number that when you call it, it gives you the first riddle of an insanely dangerous and long quest to find my gold. It will be filled with red herrings and jokes that I would have found funny when I was alive.

[AviatorTom]

I plan on being cremated where I may not have a headstone. I'd like the urn to say something like "Contents Under Pressure... No More"

[Sixgunsound]

Damn it you had to say headstone not tombstone, didn't you🤣

[ShesRad80]

lol yes

[nolabels]

I'm not here. My ashes were spread in my favorite fishing river.

I've gone fishin'.

I won't be back.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Your Mom did this to me.

[Spongebobssocks]

"I'm at peace, I hope you find it too"

[Alex8736]

"Free At Last.. Free At Last. Thank God Almighty I'm Free At Last "

[YesterdaysChild]

Dumb old Allie had too much beer,

went to drive home,

and wound up here.

[strateguy632]

i like the hard picture, i want mine to "tom riddle senior died 1948"

[Reorx]

Could care less if I have one at all. They could put me on a fireship & I wouldn't care. I believe the body isn't needed after ascendance / descendance anyway (death).

[najekim]

I've arranged to be sent to a body farm. But if I were to have a headstone: "Well shit. That didn't work."

[Anonymous]

"Get the f*** off me". Or if you're a woman. "From this vantage point I can see you're not wearing any panties". 😆😆😆

[AnusNdaPainus]

Help! I only have 45 minutes of oxygen left.

[Iron_Man]

My head stone won’t be like that they’re military style they don’t allow that

[Iron_Man]

Those big things look
To tacky two weird anyway they don’t look right

[ShesRad80]

my family is all generational military and passed on- they are in veterans' section and relax the pics are to make you chuckle nothing more

[Iron_Man]

Very interesting nice military

[Andres77]

Don’t want to have one

[Andres77]

My daughters are going to pour my ashes into Charleston harbor. We love that city and have had so much fun there.

[ShesRad80]

some guy was being an ahole about cremation so i hadda delete his filthy negative comments. but that sounds nice, i wanna be cremated as well

[Andres77]

Do you want your ashes preserved or scattered somewhere?

[ShesRad80]

thrown in keanu reeves face ahahahhahahahahahha, thrown in japan and italy

[bowenw]

"I knew this would happen"

[MementoMori777]

"i told my wife to calm down"

[Vesuvius87]

Here lies a happy atheist.

[virtualwasp]

Nothing I prefer an unmarked grave

[Siri137]

She's not here, she's been cremated.

[TonyMetal___86]

Why do you want to be cremated?

[Siri137]

@TonyMetal___86 Why not? It'll save on space at the cemetery.

[Bricealan]

Why did I NOT have another GOOD threesome

[Bricealan]

In reality, I am being cremated, and scattered 3 miles off of the California Coast

[Agape93]

Bury me deep or you'll see me again, very soon.

[sheikalana]

I wish to be cremated.

[Meropatrick]

Relatives suck

[Christoff92]

May the world move on 😏

[BrookeS]

Best whore in town

[shades777]

Resurrected in the year 2050

[TrillXHippy]

My tombstone would say “Here Lies Stretch”

[exitseven]

"I'll be back"

[SnowedIn]

He was nice.

[Drewtate]

These nuts

[RavVid]

Guess Who

[Bigjake1995]

2nd pic very funny

[ShesRad80]

i know lol

[Bigjake1995]

Something I think lol 😂

[LavLavLuv]

“You’re next”

[PointTaken]

Guess who

[EaterPeter]

Home sweet home?

[OddBeMe]

“He tried.”