What do you want it to say on your tombstone as an epitaph?

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What do you want it to say on your tombstone as an epitaph?

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In case you didn't get the connection. Tombstone was a pizza.

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pervertedjester Follow
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I'd have it written in a very hard to decipher language. Just so that years far from now some future Linguist dedicates their life to deciphering it. Only to have it read:
My name was Popeye. I was born on the planet Melmac. You may find the treasure in the Castle of aaarrrrggh
Or something to that effect with no explanation.

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  So does your name say Alf?
  
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I want to spend the highest amount of money on a top-notch street artist (say $40 USD) to draw a most accurate engraving of my erect penis to scale on my tombstone.

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  Do they make brushes that small?
  
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- BungusHighFivePizza
  
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  They make ones these days that are even small enough to paint your breasts in exquisite detail.
  
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"Quiet as a ghost, and passed by you like a ghost. Now is a ghost. Therefore, i'm next to you. Had a good day today?"

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To you I am the now departed
Hold your breath because I farted!

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  🤣😂🤧
  
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BCRanger10 Follow
Master Age: 38 , mho 34%

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I remember those commercials 😆
Anyway, I'd probably just want it to say "Loving husband and father". Because in the end, that's all I want to be remembered as.

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MementoMori777 Follow
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"Why are you here reading this, do you not have a life bro cause I dont"

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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  Good one.
  
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- LaFemmeFatale_1
  
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  Ahahaha
  
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DJB72 Follow
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"I told you I was sick" (Spike Milligan)

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"You're standing on my feet"

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abc3643 Follow
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Well, I don't want a headstone at all.
However, if I had to have an epitaph, I felt "Game Over" would be good.

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  As long as it is not "Roast me!"
  
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ooh i loved the reference john wick 4 yay!! but personally i hope i+ and more people choose+ burn corpse cremation. but what should it say on my ash urn !! "a polite guy".

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I'll probably die from doing something stupid. Hopefully someone films that stupid thing. I think my tombstone will say "how many views did I get?"

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- Blues36
  
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  maybe the number of followers
  
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AviatorTom Follow
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All I would want is my name, but if someone wanted to add a phrase, it would be..
YES HE DID!

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Xper 5 Age: 42

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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

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NYCQuestions1976 Follow
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As a practicing Jedi Knight, I plan on transcending the Force when it's my time. No tombstone required.

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legalboxers Follow
Master Age: 49

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"Saddest thing in life is wasted talent"

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Francesca7 Follow
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A grey wolf or maybe a dumpster fire, we'll have to see how it turns out.

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- Blues36
  
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  You are right
  
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Sabretooth Follow
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I got tell my best friend that I'm gonna put "Trump supporter" on his.

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Leapfrog00 Follow
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"I'm standing behind you!"

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  I don't get it?
  
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- Leapfrog00
  
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  While you're staring at my tombstone, I'm standing behind you
  
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"Shy bitch buried here."

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  😮😮😮
  
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"Stay with me. <3"

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Summeroflove Follow
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I don’t even fucking know

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Kelly6 Follow
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Hear lies the sexiest Whore of the village

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- Daniela1982
  
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  Bitch|!
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  @Daniela1982 lol, yup thats me
  
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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  What? :(
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  its funny lol
  
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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  Seriously?
  
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- Kelly6
  
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  it dirty and funny to me lol
  
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exitseven Follow
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The last of his kind.

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Guardian45 Follow
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He came and went at the same time!

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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  Wait, what?
  There once was Guardian from Trent
  Whose dick was so long that it bent
  To save him some trouble
  he folded it double
  and instead of coming
  he went
  
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- Guardian45
  
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  😳 HAHAHA!!!😆😅😂🤣🤪🥰🤗😋👍
  
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- Guardian45
  
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  Thank you!
  
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I’m planning on getting cremated

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Fuentes Follow
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I'm opting for a cremation.

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Pete671 Follow
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I told you I was ill,,,

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PointTaken Follow
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There's someone under your feet.

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- PointTaken
  
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  I always likes those commercials
  
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F*ck the system

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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  Wow! Negative Ned.
  
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Hispanic-Cool-Guy Follow
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Nothing. Means nothing. I will be dead.

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najekim Follow
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"PHT!"

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“Gone but will be forgotten”

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shades777 Follow
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Pizza Pizza

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Pterodon Follow
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Long Live Rock

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Anonymous
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Born 1984 died 1175.

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- Daniela1982
  
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  Wait, what?
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Time travel
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  WTF?
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  I want to travel through time
  
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