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In case you didn't get the connection. Tombstone was a pizza.
What do you want it to say on your tombstone as an epitaph?
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I'd have it written in a very hard to decipher language. Just so that years far from now some future Linguist dedicates their life to deciphering it. Only to have it read:
My name was Popeye. I was born on the planet Melmac. You may find the treasure in the Castle of aaarrrrggh
Or something to that effect with no explanation.
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I want to spend the highest amount of money on a top-notch street artist (say $40 USD) to draw a most accurate engraving of my erect penis to scale on my tombstone.
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"Quiet as a ghost, and passed by you like a ghost. Now is a ghost. Therefore, i'm next to you. Had a good day today?"
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To you I am the now departed
Hold your breath because I farted!
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I remember those commercials 😆
Anyway, I'd probably just want it to say "Loving husband and father". Because in the end, that's all I want to be remembered as.
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"Why are you here reading this, do you not have a life bro cause I dont"
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"I told you I was sick" (Spike Milligan)
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"You're standing on my feet" - 6K opinions shared on Other topic.
Well, I don't want a headstone at all.
However, if I had to have an epitaph, I felt "Game Over" would be good. - 768 opinions shared on Other topic.
ooh i loved the reference john wick 4 yay!! but personally i hope i+ and more people choose+ burn corpse cremation. but what should it say on my ash urn !! "a polite guy".
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I'll probably die from doing something stupid. Hopefully someone films that stupid thing. I think my tombstone will say "how many views did I get?"
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All I would want is my name, but if someone wanted to add a phrase, it would be..
YES HE DID!
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
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As a practicing Jedi Knight, I plan on transcending the Force when it's my time. No tombstone required.
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"Saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
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A grey wolf or maybe a dumpster fire, we'll have to see how it turns out.
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I got tell my best friend that I'm gonna put "Trump supporter" on his.
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"I'm standing behind you!"
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"Shy bitch buried here."
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"Stay with me. <3"
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I don’t even fucking know
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The last of his kind.
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Hear lies the sexiest Whore of the village
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He came and went at the same time!
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I’m planning on getting cremated
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