Uh oh! You died! But fear not! You get to be reincarnated as someone new. Which person do you choose to come back to life as?

[MCheetah]

The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions. ... By monkeys!

Everyone depicted here lives in Seattle. Because Seattle sucks!

You're going to be reincarnated, dude! Who do you pick to return down the road of life as?
I call Option D.

A 40 year old Flat-Earther Progressive virgin who still lives with his parents, writes Harry Potter and My Little Pony fan-fiction on the internet, cosplays at nerd conventions, and hates all conservatives/Democrats/"alt-righters."

A 30 year old sociopathic robotics engineer and computer scientist who psychologically abuses and gaslights anyone who gets close to him, tortures and kills small wild animals for amusement, and lives alone.

A 36 year old overweight, balding, antisocial incel who works as a parking lot guard who has a fast food and adult-movie addiction and is deathly afraid of most women.

A 26 year old 5'11" *gorgeous* young woman raised from the Midwest, who works as a secretary and office assistant, who also secretly has severe depression, loathes herself, thinks she's useless, and has no friends except for her dog.

A 28 year old rich-but-bitter black feminist who despises all men and attractive women and blames them for everything wrong in her life because she won't take responsibility and accountability for anything.

The Wizard of Oz, himself.

I'd rather go to Hell.

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Option A correction:
... and hates all conservatives/*Republicans/"alt-righters."

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Nobody pointed out the entire Wizard of Oz cast parallels?

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Lol I'd be the sociopath, cause he at least seems to have not such a bad life and sociopathy makes it easier to cope with annoying feelings like lonelyness, empathy, pity etc.

Haha the 36 year old overweight parking lot perv seems like he was inspired by the villain from the movie Human Centipede 2 haha.

[MCheetah]

Never seen any of those movies before.

[Fromdusktilldawn]

lmao just dont, never watch Human Centipede 2, its disgusting haha

[razelove]

Going from those options for a second chance, I pick G, the eternal silence. Or if it's where everyone that rejected the other options is going and still conscious, The Good Place lol

[Sour-rose]

I'll be a black feminist... maybe I'll learn from my ways. Better to be that than any kind of white.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Wizard of Oz it is... wo... is Elon Musk really an animal abuser 😮 got to check

[MCheetah]

No, not that I know of. You're not supposed to know who that guy in the picture is.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Lol okay

[Ninjawolf]

I choose neither of them. I rather go to heaven and be reincarnated as a 5, 10 or a 15-year-old boy so I can start from blank in my childhood or teenhood again than to spend the rest of my rest of my life as a lonely pathetic old man who doesn't have someone to keep me company. That's was my own answer I made up and I chose it.

[DarkWinterNights]

I’ll take the attractive depressed woman option over those alternatives. At least I could probably make the best of that situation. I might have to re-roll any of the others.

[ShadezMcgee]

Well, shit... none of these really sound pleasant. Fuck, I will take my chances with Lucifer himself.

[Kayla45]

No, I don't want to be reborn back on Earth, I want to be with the Lord in Heaven. I have no desire to return to life on Earth after eventually passing on.

[Fuentes]

I would rather doe in hell before i ever step foot back in WA for anything the suicide rate is high there for a reason

[Fuentes]

Die*

[TrillXHippy]

I’d rather stay dead than ever pick anything that you just listed

[NYCQuestions1976]

I'll just remain my magnificent self, and haunt everyone.

[Berethor]

The balding incel did nothing wrong. :)

[exitseven]

I pick George Castanza.

[Exterminatore]

I’d rather go to Hell.

[JesseJayNeak]

The engineer. I’ll make sure to change