What stupid thing would you do with a massive bank account?

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Yeah yeah yeah save the world feed people all that good stuff but let's skip the moral answers and talk about the dumb crap we'd do with Tony Stark levels of money, okay? I would wear a completely fresh pair of socks every single day for the rest of my life. I would also build a freaking tree house hell yeah

dynamicyandere · Accepted Answer

Hmm. 🤔 That’s a fun question. 😁

What would I want to do with STUPID amounts of money at my disposal?… I’m assuming this would basically be a situation where my retirement is already all set for life and now I have more spending money than I know what to do with…

I’d like to design and build an epic medieval tavern that’ll be super immersive and will be the coolest medieval dining experience one can have on the planet. 🍺

I’d also want to design and build an epic cyberpunk nightclub and make it the best in the world. I’d more so much money into that nightclub, but I’m gonna make sure it looks DAMN good. 😎

I have a passion for creative writing and I plan to write my own novels one day. It would be awesome to fund my own live action television show and high budget movies to bring to life the worlds I create. 🍿

For food, I’d want to have grass fed ribeye steak every day and sushi every week. 🥩🍣 And, for treats, I’d want my freezer stocked with ice cream sandwiches, matcha ice cream, coffee ice cream, and french vanilla ice cream. I’d want hefeweizen beer on tap and a liquor cabinet stocked with bourbon and scotch—the good stuff. 🥃

I’d have an Equinox gym membership that I’d use regularly and hire a hella legit personal trainer to help me optimize my physique. 💪

For transportation, I’d have a Lamborghini Aventador, Rolls-Royce Ghost, Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe, and a Gulfstream G800 private jet. 🛩

For fun, I’d travel the world with my SO, visiting all kinds of nice beaches, finding beautiful places to hike, trying out all kinds of street food, snowboarding, surfing, hiking, and sight-seeing. 🏖

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

One of the big identifying questions of life, which you never hear asked, is this: if you were to build your dream house, and THEN meet and marry the love of your life, who moved in with you- would you tell him/her about the secret passages? (Some people will say "What secret passages?"; they clearly haven't properly planned out their dream house.)

Would I? I'm not sure. But if I had Tony Stark money, I'd simply build TWO dream houses, and tell her about the secret passages in ONE of them. Best of both worlds, that way.

19magic · Accepted Answer

Honestly I want to build an awesome retirement home a place with a travelling library support workers on site a big cafeteria hall which has different activities every day. I'd want to build a working class town with minimal rent levels, where people can decorate and do what they want to them have supported schools where kids can learn or do tradework from a certain age and not have limitations. And as for myself I'd love to build a massive theme park with a tram service that's all built on renewable energy and thoughts of the future.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I’ll buy the building where I live now and kick out all my loud, hating, nosy and disrespectful neighbors out of it just to get payback for the large number of times they’ve stolen my packages, gossip about me and make noise in front of my apartment on purpose. Yup, just to get rid of the toxic people 🤣

razelove · Answer

Fund research into telomeres, and nanomachines. If you're talking billions, there's a slim chance of finding a way to stop aging, and possibly even immortality. The level of stupidity and depravity can only increase from there when there are no real consequences for your actions. Then maybe go for a colony on the moon for shits, giggles, and to launch farther afield as earth's gravity well severely limits what can be built or move around. Also even less restraints if you can just load a rock into a mass driver (coil gun) aimed at earth.

PrettyPriya · Answer

What a good question! Okay, outside of the moral stuff, I think that I would go on a shopping spree. So, it wouldn't be so much as one stupid thing I would buy, but many stupid things that I probably didn't need.

I'm thinking not only clothes but also things like household things. I'd probably get obsessed with updating things around the house. Needless things that don't much matter.

Heck, maybe just start over new and buy a new house if I had that sort of money. After writing that, now I am thinking vacation home somewhere and traveling. I have an endless list of things that aren't needed but I would get or do with a huge bank account.

Smoke-n-Growls · Answer

Buy the most luxurious Lucid Air Dream Range model, get it customized at my friend's shop, book cat-friendly BnBs and Boutique Hotels across Canada and head East to visit my friends.

When I get there, give them each a shit ton of money - enough to give them 5 years of living expenses and tuition if they want to go back to school - and move them to a compoud out West I'll have built.

Homes for all of us surrounding a communal subsistence and/or market farm, space for a dog and cat rescue if we want, a fibre internet connection, a full streaming studio for anyone who wants one, and a really sweet outdoor pool and bbq area.

We'll be free to do what we want, have a reliable food source (and ideally water rights on the land, too), and I'll take comfort knowing my friends are well taken care of.

Staximus · Answer

I would build a huge house out in the woods, Somewhere with a lot more big trees and a lot less assholes than where I live now. I'd invite all my friends over and have ridiculous feasts in a giant dining hall like King Henry the 8th. Then I would buy a giant motorhome and drive all over the place and see everything like all the national parks, ghost towns, museums, natural wonders and stuff like that. Then I would buy the most trendy exclusive hotel where all the celebrities and rich people stay. I would set up a bunch of cameras, start filming and then rent rooms out to street bums for $1 so they can get a taste of the fancy life. The cameras will be to film the celebrities and rich fleeing in horror. A tv show about high class bums and their interactions with celebrities and the rich. Bums kicking it poolside with tropical drinks with little umbrellas and slices of pineapple. It will be great.

MCheetah · Answer

I'd make a giant 20 foot statue (robot) of a woman, and program it with an AI in her brain, and keep it in my house. I'd call her Aimee. Hopefully, we could get her to walk around the living room, too.

Pinay_ako · Answer

Buy myself a private plane to take me anywhere in the world, visit my parents anytime I want! Obviously hire my pilot 👨‍✈️ ex to fly me! 😆 Buy land properties here and in the Philippines and be a land lady. Let my $ grow as I catch my beauty 😴! Be a franchise owner! Buy my own mall! Be my own boss and make me more stupid money!

MTC29 · Answer

I would follow a complete season (all races) of Formula 1 flying in first class, staying at the finest hotels, dine only in the best restaurants, take limos to and from the tracks, and watching the races in the Paddock Club, which costs around $5K USD for all three days of track activity.

There are approximately 22 races held around the world, so it might cost as much as $1 million USD to do this.

Th3ft · Answer

Oh my gosh I love the tree house idea! I think I would give myself a few houses one being a tree house another being a giant underground mansion either dug in to the rock or massive amounts of cement. I would also want one of those giant yachts for my private residence in Greece. Lol!

ElementoP · Answer

First I'd invest in a bunch of thriving businesses to keep the money flowing. I'd build a strong connection with politicians and out-bid shady donors, lobbyists and special interest groups. I'd accumulate enough wealth to buy a major news station and kick out any biased or partisan producers. I'd do other things, but eventually I'd make a name for myself and run for president

Anonymous · Answer

I wouldn’t do anything stupid because I’m not stupid nor do I want to represent myself that way.

I ain’t one of those broads that are materialistic and egocentric.

I’d invest, I’d buy stocks, I’d learn to create my own business. I’d go to school to become lawyer. I’d find ways to make even MORE money with the money I have there.

I’d play it smart.
Cause I ain’t

f—ing

re—arded.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

The unreasonable thing: get me the motorbike I admire (it isn't too 'big', though)

Next: Find a piece of farming land, set up a small home and prepare for retirement:

which means that I'll work a lot MORE - but on things that I can choose myself.

OddBeMe · Answer

I've thought a lot about this as I age and start “nesting” financially. And i’d say not much different. I would own a mansion or yahct (i think). I would be like Warren Buffet and own a moderately sized home then invest.

I’d travel more. Do love traveling. But there is a joy to being middle class. Saving for a trip to Europe, or a new car. Do you think your fave celebs are really that happy? They all seem to mope everywhere. Instant gratification isn't that great.

Autember · Answer

I don't have anything creative to say. If I had a stupid amount of money, I'd start off by getting all my debt paid off, make sure my parents are well taken care of and retired, and then I would live like Ariana Grande's song "7 rings".

WhiteSteve · Answer

Whoa, someone else is one the first-wear socks only tip too! Legit, I’ve been saying that since I was in high school. First time you wear a pair for socks is incredible, and once you wash them, it’s just never the same.

DizzyDesii · Answer

I fcked up mine this year with my cd/movie/skateboard collection obsession. I've had movies still wrapped in the plastic for years. I just wanted to own my fave movies but I've seen em so many times i hardly open a lot of em

Wade12345 · Answer

I'd buy a Black Lotus and all five Moxes for MTG. I'd move to vegas and play poker for a living and probably blow the winnings on strippers and stuff like that. Just being honest.

Sabretooth · Answer

build a Batsuit like this:   but with a cape and buy a lot of cartel coins for Swtor and build a mansion.

Crafteroon · Answer

Pay bills that my family might have. Why is it stupid? In our credit-based world it's actually worse to not have loans than to have loans and a record for paying them on time. You have a higher credit score if you have a loan. It's dumb, I know.

LilyoftheLake · Answer

I'd bribe a principal to let the kids at an elementary school have a pizza day - all paid for!

MikeInHawaii · Answer

The waiter at the Fire Grill would as if I want “the usual,” then bring me a smoked prime rib cooked medium.

And, while I know any new car is a rapidly depreciating asset, I’d by a replica Auburn Speedster.

Lickmymeet · Answer

Yours were stupid  I’d buy the best Steroids 500 million dollars can allow me to have  And become a super hero

Rania05 · Answer

I do order all sauces types and visit all restaurant in my list of 'to visit' and go to mall to buy all expensive clothes that I wanted to dress myself with

Hairylegs222 · Answer

Fill up a pool of dollar bills. Jump in it. Make money snow angels with my arms and legs lol

Anonymous · Answer

Get married. With enough money you can get an iron clad prenup and with enough money women will do anything pretty much lol. I have no greater aspirations in life. Family is all I need everything else I’ll work for.

IJhonnyI · Answer

Sheesh, so many options I would buy a mansion a Dimond necklace a personal barber a personal everything😂😂

Guy13 · Answer

I’ve never had a new car because think they are losses…I would go by a Ferrari and top of line Mercedes’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

NathanDavis · Answer

I would bet ALL of it, on a single coin flip... against Elon Musk  and I bet he would be up for it too... lol

Agape93 · Answer

Invest in Amsterdam cafes that sell weed, and also in the red light district. I'll take merely 5% of each transaction

Blackcosmo · Answer

Buy a lot of olipop soda and bubly. I heard they're a lot healthier than regular soda.

Anonymous · Answer

Take my money out of the bank n purchase assets. Banks do nothing but rob people. They lend out your money at a high interest rate but give you less than 1% return on your savings.

HighValue · Answer

I'd have a butler with white gloves bring me my mail on a silver platter and say, "Your mail sir."

TheMajesticKing777 · Answer

I would buy the condo I live at right now because I know I'd run this shit better then the slugs that run it now

Nigjt · Answer

Buy a five bedroom house on about 25 acres then buy a brand new one to two ton truck with a flatbed gooseneck trailer and if I had a wife or girlfriend get her a nice new car. Then if I had anything left I send some to my baby brother.
God Bless

EspressoTeen234 · Answer

Buy a million of the most unreliable russian cars ladas.

dustybiker · Answer

I’ve learned not to be stupid. Fair skies do not stay fair.

DirkCoenen · Answer

Buy a house in the middle of nowhere and live out my life as a hermit away from people.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’d probably try every illicit drug known to mankind.

NewsReader · Answer

Stupid? Umm... burn it?  Smart? Invest in some of it in something profitable.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

Plan and build the perfect house on the perfect lot of land. 🤔

Valso · Answer

Buy a 1971 Dodge Charger (the model with the long tail lights), a personal driver with it and start a business - my personal PC store to build and repair computers.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd buy a huge yacht, hire a crew, and sail the world.

SiberFox · Answer

Buy land, like a lot of land. The rest is a secret.

slatyb · Answer

LOL - "A completely fresh pair of socks every single day"

Andres77 · Answer

Tree house with a bat pole to an underground bunker with a movie theater, bowling alley, tennis court, swimming pool and a bat cave.

siseñor · Answer

found a huge public school with really good facilities

Moose304 · Answer

I would do something stupid like invest the money, AS I have done for the last 10+ years!

_Just_A_girl_ · Answer

I don't think I would maybe invest Bitcoin.. scary chancing it to imaginary coin.

Massageman · Answer

Buy a new hot tub - mine just crapped out, I think.

call_me_scar · Answer

Turn a closed down restaurant, bank , church or whatever and turn it into a house

Anonymous · Answer

I think every vintage toy and every vintage clothing item I wanted as a kid but in adult sizes obviously I wanted I would purchase. But I don't know if that classifies as a stupid purchase lol.

Spiritofn · Answer

Probably buy property instead of moving way up north 2 get away from society *facepalm*

skydragonx5 · Answer

Build a castle, make my own car brand, travel the world, people people to do dumb stuff, throw money at congress

Jamie05rhs · Answer

I probably just build a private resort on my property.

NNWSSEnew · Answer

Burn it all and get made as heck because I didn't think about getting laid or something like that.

Blueeyes81 · Answer

I always wanted a bonfire of $100 dollar bills.

russianpsychopath · Answer

This isn't stupid but... stocks. I would dump every cent into stocks and invest it all.

Slim57 · Answer

I wouldn't do anything stupid, I'm a simple man, if I had money I'd cherish it and spend it wisely since I don't

Guanfei · Answer

I'll buy myself a killer PC and the entire Steam library.

ElvenMr · Answer

Live in the most expensive hotel (s) for a year.

Storm8756 · Answer

What I do now, think I’ll find love without revealing it.

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