Why are Toyota drivers so offended by the existence of enthusiast cars (a. k. a not slow, boring, ugly, lame, soulless appliances)?

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Every time you see people own and/or drive enthusiast cars (fast, cool, fun to drive, gorgeous, and/or luxurious, and certainly soulful cars such as Bugattis, Rolls Royces, Bentleys, Aston Martins, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Porsches, etc) you see comments from Toyota drivers getting mad that there are people who own cars that genuine car enthusiasts truly love. People like Andrew Tate and The Ace Family (who are genuine car enthusiasts and therefore hate Toyotas so much they would be caught dead looking at one, let alone driving one) often face such comments but either ignore them or roast them about their lack of enthusiast cars (look no further than Andrew Tate's "What Color Is Your Bugatti"). Name me one genuine car enthusiast or an attractive woman who is okay with looking at a Toyota, let alone owning one. I'll wait.

What color is your Bugatti? Oh wait, you own a Toyota! You dont belong in the car community!
What color is your Bugatti? Oh wait, you own a Toyota! You don't belong in the car community!

Toyota makes cars that not only all genuine car enthusiasts avoid like a plague, but all attractive women avoid these cars like plagues too (not saying being a car enthusiast and being an attractive woman is mutually exclusive. They just all hate Toyotas for being slow, ugly, boring, spartan, soulless appliances, reliability and fuel economy be damned as attractive women and genuine car enthusiasts couldn't care less about these two).

This is an enthusiast car (a. k. a one that is unsurprisingly offensive to Toyota drivers).
This is an enthusiast car (a. k. a one that is unsurprisingly offensive to Toyota drivers).
Unlike Rolls Royce, which is an actual car, nothing Toyota makes is an actual car as they are all soulless appliances.
Unlike Rolls Royce, which is an actual car, nothing Toyota makes is an actual car as they are all soulless appliances.

With the entirety of Toyota 's lineup being soulless appliances disguised as cars, it's no wonder genuine car enthusiasts and attractive women avoid Toyota like a plague. With Toyota drivers being easily offended by the existence of cars that genuine car enthusiasts and attractive women love, what do they seek to gain by abolishing actual cars and replacing them with soulless appliances (*cough* Corolla *cough*).

Why are Toyota drivers so offended by the existence of enthusiast cars (a. k. a not slow, boring, ugly, lame, soulless appliances)?
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