It is raining men, what will you do?

[Anonymous]

and relax this is meant to be a silly post to break up the same old same old here, unless... nah it is

Get absolutely soaking wet

Stay inside, till it passes

Chuck Norris for my life

Other (what?)

[Investigator]

Depends what kind of men are "raining".

According to this healthline article, the average American man between the ages of 20 and 60 is ~199 lb. If we take the average amount of rainfall from all states in the U. S. (excluding Alaska and Hawaii), we get an average of 30.21 inches of rain. There are 300,000,000 people in the U. S. and half of those are men, so 150,000,000/30.21 = 496,524 men per inch of rain. If each man is ~200lb, then we have 993,048lb or 49 tons of men, falling from the sky. That's a lot of bodies, but if the spread is over a wide-enough area (especially states with miles of empty space in every direction), then the damage would be minimal.

If, however, we had men raining from the sky in major metropolitan cities, or even suburban areas, in large clumps, there might be some major infrastructural damage to repair. At the very least, there will be a lot of biohazardous waste to cleanup, from all the shredded bodies, blood and organs strewn everywhere. If the buildings aren't damaged, the people will be.

[DesiUwU]

love how you took the time to make an equation and think so very deeply into this bro

[Investigator]

@DesiUwU Much appreciated. I find doing puzzles like this a fun exercise.

You (you specifically or whoever reads this) should give it a try, with this example or something else. See what results you come to.

[Jouth]

deploy an anti man umbrella, gay thoughts can't catch me if I block them first!!

[Apple1996]

Open my mouth and hope to catch some yummy men on my tongue 😋

[MCheetah]

You know what... I'm not say anything this time.

[Apple1996]

@MCheetah lol good cuz there is nothing to be said about this 😆

[Jennz6]

Stock up on rubbers

[Jennz6]

Thank you for selecting me your MHO girl 🥰

[Asker]

welcome!

[MCheetah]

GTFO of there, since I'm not gay. Leave that sh*t to Janet Jackson! (2:48)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hUxN0K1ykNo

[Asker]

you can choose to chuck norris for your life or click other, as i would click other, drag out a huge trampoline and see what happens

[MCheetah]

I voted C in the poll.

[Asker]

good choice

[AviatorTom]

You spelled it wrong... it should be "It's Reigning Men" meaning "Men Rule!" cuz they do.

[Asker]

nope i spelt is correctly, its raining men ahahaha

[AviatorTom]

@misfittoy You said this was "a silly post" and I was just adding to the silliness.

[Asker]

i was teasing you back

[hafinjun]

In the long run better that then cats and dogs

[CallyKat89]

I'd harvest the organs of the one who fall from the sky intact. My guess is that from that height most of the men would be pulverized by the time I get to them. Afterall, there is a worldwide organ shortage

[OneManOnly01]

I actually LOVE the idea of going out in the rain, maybe taking my shirt off and just close my eyes and let myself loose.

[Asker]

but in this case will be raining men

[OneManOnly01]

But I will not twerk because I hate that🤦‍♂️

[Asker]

ahahahahahaha

[OneManOnly01]

Raining men? Then just stay inside. If a heavy guy falls on you, you’ll probably probably break your neck or something lol.

[_Just_A_girl_]

Cry in agony prob die bc it's like being trampled

[Th3ft]

Oh geese! That was about the first thought I had too only I figured we would all die in the first hit.

[Asker]

@Th3ft

[Asker]

ah ha true

[MCheetah]

@_Just_A_girl_
But you're a giant compared to these men, according to the video!

[SeriouslyFunny00]

I'm just here for the song, jk! 😂 I'll probably stay inside.. unless it's raining Henry Cavill. 🤣

[WonderBell99]

Just give me a Paul Walker, James Dean, and Matt Bomer. I'll be happy in life if these men were raining 🤣

[cth96190]

I prefer this version.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/IKkQF-p4a6I

[KittyBox]

Place wooden spikes down.

[Havthrills]

Kick the crap out of Chuck Norris. Eat a bagel with strawberry cream cheese. Prank message all my followers on G@G (they won't know it's me).

[BobbieBoy666]

Give in and the men have there way with me. 💞

[douride2]

Why do you think I'm here on GAG. It's raining out.

[Sirenboobzilla]

I have enough in my dm's

[NathanDavis]

I will have to reinforce my roof... lmfao

[Reddy4it]

Reinforce my umbrella…

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Rain is cool