Why do women steal a mans hoodie?

Question

Every single time I invite a female to my house i always find them in my closet trying to steal a hoodie. I need them to survive. I tell them this and they try and steal them. I even see women steal my friends hoodies. We need it to survive ffs. How many more men need to die because women steal our only chance of survival. Why?

river23 · Accepted Answer

Well like most of the girls on here said, the smell of the guy on the hoodie does bring a sense of security especially for me and it's huge and it's simply because it's his that I would take it or ask for it so I know he'll come back even if it's just for the hoodie he'll come back ya know. Besides I tend to ask for a guys hoodie rather than take it cuz I know some guys don't mind when girls take it and others find it annoying or a bother. I've never had the chance to feel safe so when I got to use my father figures hoodie I felt alright and I knew he'd come back I knew he wouldn't leave me like my parents did I just felt really safe ya know.

ZS007 · Accepted Answer

I get that men's hoodies are nicer cause they are bigger not tight but buy your own ffs. I don't get them honestly. I was actually about to order a mens hoodie cause it looked awesome and the fit seemed nice and in the end it didn't ship to my Country. So yeah buy your own stuff.

D_Bone_Steak · Accepted Answer

Lolz... same, always stealing random clothing items of mine... sweaters are at the top of the list. My socks, and even my underwear. T-shirts... basically anything. I buy myself just basic shit and then I find myself having to replace items just because they feel like helping themselves to my basic clothing items that are only there to serve a purpose. Go to their place and they have a bunch of useless shit they never wear and shoes they don't even use.

ShadezMcgee · Accepted Answer

Depends on the woman.

Big ones are the following

1) Bigger and more comfortable to wear than women's.

2.) Smells like the guy and provides a level of security

3.) It is a way of marking their territory or showing they are taken by someone else.

WonderBell99 · Answer

Well, well, well.. who do we have here? You have drawn attention to yourself.

I, WonderBell99, am the leader of The Hoodie Thieves. I might have to steal your hoodie now, unfortunately. I gain energy and happiness by seeing men suffer when they do not have their hoodies. Rawr! 👹

Just so anyone does not get it, I’m goofing around.

Kayla45 · Answer

Because it's super comfy and often too big on you, but it's warm and smells like him, which gives you a sense of security. 😊 ❤️

TheorionMage · Answer

For the same reason, if a woman LIKES you she'll spritz some of her perfume in your car or on your bed's pillow to have your subconscious to remember her by... or cunningly 'forgets' her panties!

Think about it! YOUR hoodie enfolds her, ... warming her, ... comforting her
and SMELLS LIKE YOU, IDJIT!

bolverk · Answer

If you’re only loosing the occasional hoodie, count yourself lucky, I'm the elder brother to four sisters who in their teenage years raided my T-shirt & hoodie draws regularly and those T-shirt’s & hoodie’s always disappeared on ‘extended loan’ in other words never returned, It cost me a small fortune between 1978-85 until I did my first contract away from home.

As for why they have to do it - its beyond me!!!

Sour-rose · Answer

Because my hoodie can't even cover my waist and won't keep me warm... but y'alls... gonna need that shi

pepper1993 · Answer

its just nice to have an oversized, durable, well worn sweatshirt sometimes. there's probably something about it being a sign of affection as well. sort of like sign that you have someone. like a wedding ring for teenagers lol.

Rania05 · Answer

I don't steal them, I burrow my dad's t-shirts when I really like them but I tell him beforehand.
I guess wearing the hoodie of my boyfriend's would be very comfortable, but stealing? 🤣
I have my own hoodies.

NamerOfStars · Answer

Um, you know you can just buy another sweatshirt, right? Heck, if it's THAT much of a problem, let her wear it, then pick HER up and curl her around your neck. That way you're both set.

Shayyyy1 · Answer

It's warm and comfy. Girls clothes aren't made for comfort.

user1516 · Answer

We like the smell of it. We like how comfortable it is. We want to feel closer to you by wearing it and feeling that we’re a part of you. It’s also a way to show off that we have a boyfriend. It’s kind of weird to think about but it’s a real thing.

Pinay_ako · Answer

I don’t steal but I’d borrow it 🤣. I’ll wash it then return it to him with my perfume on it so he can remember me next time 🥰

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Because they’re practicing. First they steal his hoodie. After that they steal his heart & after that in the divorce they steal his wallet.

JaxiCats · Answer

My boyfriend kinda gives them to me if I’m cold. I forget to give them back so at one point I’ve had 4 of his hoodies or jackets. He gave me one to keep tho so I’m happy❤️

Topaz1979 · Answer

I don’t steal men’s hoodies! If I want something I ask if you say no then it’s a no no hard feelings!.

AsaKyo · Answer

It smells like him and it's big, warm and cuddly

lightbulb27 · Answer

they feel comfortable with you and it's fun. time to get a lock with a code on it, and a paddle... to dish out some discipline.

AddylynnNightingale · Answer

I am sorry. I didn't know they were so important for your survival. I will always ask if I could wear one of yours but I will return it.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Guys care about body count, they care about hoodie count

coachTanthony · Answer

Use a wire like they do at the store and lock that shit up.

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

If it is because it makes them right amusing stories like this... then I approve.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

That is cute when a girl steals my hoodie, she is expressing her love for me

AviatorTom · Answer

Most women believe they can do anything they want, which includes borrowing a guy's clothes.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

To be snuggled up in something that smells like him.

bean2k22 · Answer

Where I'm from, women like to wear white hoods so no one recognizes them while they burn crosses.

MiseriaCantareAFI · Answer

Stealing would be wrong But, typically, they'll "borrow" it because they want to have your scent on them, and or, they want to be reminded of you, when they wear it

red324 · Answer

Hoodies don't even keep you warm. Besides around here the women wear them when it's 95 degrees outside and I have no idea why

TroyDT · Answer

lol I laugh because it's so true. My female friends have swiped all of my hoodies except one. I started out with eight or nine.

Luckycharms12 · Answer

You are lucky just your hoodie they take under tracksuit bottoms t shirts 🤣🤣 . Tbf looks better on them tho

art84 · Answer

I don't have to worry about no one getting my hoodies.

Anonymous · Answer

They're comfortable and if we like a guy, it'll smell like him and that makes us happy.

Snakeyes7 · Answer

Meh I don't care. I think it's cute to see them try on our stuff.

Twalli · Answer

It shoes that they're your's. You have dressed them.

jrez98 · Answer

Men's goodies are oversized and are super comfortable to wear for women, hence why we take but I personally wouldn't steal a man's hoodie

more_than_a_guy · Answer

The other people here sum it up, but I can say it's cute and can be hot

BLP11520 · Answer

My wife is always grabbing my shirts, hoodies etc...

Pleaznhim4me · Answer

Because they are burglars.

jimmy2 · Answer

They live them and need it at the time they grab it

bubblegunnn · Answer

Well does it a turn on for u?

supercutebutt · Answer

Nobody cool wears those anymore.

Rosexøxø · Answer

Because it's a shortcut to Narnia._.

rbow_Z28 · Answer

Because they are cold

Msputiton · Answer

Gimmie all your hoodies😈

dustybiker · Answer

Buy a lock?

Luopio27 · Answer

May your huudies rest in peace.

Wise4myage · Answer

Why are you allowing that to happen?

BJP21 · Answer

Thats how ladies mark their territory.

LimitedBenefits101 · Answer

Women are obsessed with our cloths

Joker_ · Answer

same reason why they shoplift so much

Anonymous · Answer

They like to cross dress.

alicebrownie · Answer

get a winter jacket

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Lol.

AlperEngin93 · Answer

So she will survive

Anonymous · Answer

Really?

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