Every single time I invite a female to my house i always find them in my closet trying to steal a hoodie. I need them to survive. I tell them this and they try and steal them. I even see women steal my friends hoodies. We need it to survive ffs. How many more men need to die because women steal our only chance of survival. Why?
Well like most of the girls on here said, the smell of the guy on the hoodie does bring a sense of security especially for me and it's huge and it's simply because it's his that I would take it or ask for it so I know he'll come back even if it's just for the hoodie he'll come back ya know. Besides I tend to ask for a guys hoodie rather than take it cuz I know some guys don't mind when girls take it and others find it annoying or a bother. I've never had the chance to feel safe so when I got to use my father figures hoodie I felt alright and I knew he'd come back I knew he wouldn't leave me like my parents did I just felt really safe ya know.
I get that men's hoodies are nicer cause they are bigger not tight but buy your own ffs. I don't get them honestly. I was actually about to order a mens hoodie cause it looked awesome and the fit seemed nice and in the end it didn't ship to my Country. So yeah buy your own stuff.
Lolz... same, always stealing random clothing items of mine... sweaters are at the top of the list. My socks, and even my underwear. T-shirts... basically anything. I buy myself just basic shit and then I find myself having to replace items just because they feel like helping themselves to my basic clothing items that are only there to serve a purpose. Go to their place and they have a bunch of useless shit they never wear and shoes they don't even use.
Depends on the woman.
Big ones are the following
1) Bigger and more comfortable to wear than women's.
2.) Smells like the guy and provides a level of security
3.) It is a way of marking their territory or showing they are taken by someone else.
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Well, well, well.. who do we have here? You have drawn attention to yourself.
I, WonderBell99, am the leader of The Hoodie Thieves. I might have to steal your hoodie now, unfortunately. I gain energy and happiness by seeing men suffer when they do not have their hoodies. Rawr! 👹
Just so anyone does not get it, I’m goofing around.
Because it's super comfy and often too big on you, but it's warm and smells like him, which gives you a sense of security. 😊 ❤️
For the same reason, if a woman LIKES you she'll spritz some of her perfume in your car or on your bed's pillow to have your subconscious to remember her by... or cunningly 'forgets' her panties!
Think about it! YOUR hoodie enfolds her, ... warming her, ... comforting her
and SMELLS LIKE YOU, IDJIT!
If you’re only loosing the occasional hoodie, count yourself lucky, I'm the elder brother to four sisters who in their teenage years raided my T-shirt & hoodie draws regularly and those T-shirt’s & hoodie’s always disappeared on ‘extended loan’ in other words never returned, It cost me a small fortune between 1978-85 until I did my first contract away from home.
As for why they have to do it - its beyond me!!!
Because my hoodie can't even cover my waist and won't keep me warm... but y'alls... gonna need that shi
its just nice to have an oversized, durable, well worn sweatshirt sometimes. there's probably something about it being a sign of affection as well. sort of like sign that you have someone. like a wedding ring for teenagers lol.
I don't steal them, I burrow my dad's t-shirts when I really like them but I tell him beforehand.
I guess wearing the hoodie of my boyfriend's would be very comfortable, but stealing? 🤣
I have my own hoodies.
Um, you know you can just buy another sweatshirt, right? Heck, if it's THAT much of a problem, let her wear it, then pick HER up and curl her around your neck. That way you're both set.
It's warm and comfy. Girls clothes aren't made for comfort.
We like the smell of it. We like how comfortable it is. We want to feel closer to you by wearing it and feeling that we’re a part of you. It’s also a way to show off that we have a boyfriend. It’s kind of weird to think about but it’s a real thing.
I don’t steal but I’d borrow it 🤣. I’ll wash it then return it to him with my perfume on it so he can remember me next time 🥰
Because they’re practicing. First they steal his hoodie. After that they steal his heart & after that in the divorce they steal his wallet.
My boyfriend kinda gives them to me if I’m cold. I forget to give them back so at one point I’ve had 4 of his hoodies or jackets. He gave me one to keep tho so I’m happy❤️
I don’t steal men’s hoodies! If I want something I ask if you say no then it’s a no no hard feelings!.
It smells like him and it's big, warm and cuddly
they feel comfortable with you and it's fun.
time to get a lock with a code on it, and a paddle... to dish out some discipline.
I am sorry. I didn't know they were so important for your survival. I will always ask if I could wear one of yours but I will return it.
Guys care about body count, they care about hoodie count
Use a wire like they do at the store and lock that shit up.
If it is because it makes them right amusing stories like this... then I approve.
