You walk into a tavern and all goes silent. What would you do?

purplepoppy
It's late at night and you're very tired after a long jouney. Not to worry because there's a cosy-looking tavern up ahead. You walk into the smell of ale, the sound of a woman plucking a harp, and from the ceiling hang some tasty-looking hams. Pretty much what you'd expect really.

But then silence falls and everyone stares at you.
What would you say?
You walk into a tavern and all goes silent. What would you do?
You walk into a tavern and all goes silent. What would you do?
A flagon of cider my good man and a bucket of pork scratching
I'm the witchhunter come to rid your village of evil
A room for the night and the company of your finest whore
I am on a quest and seek the wise woman
A glass of shandy and do you have anything vegan
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You walk into a tavern and all goes silent. What would you do?
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