So when my wife & I were just dating we planned on watching holiday fireworks. Along the way we stopped to get some coffee & donuts. I was hesitant because usually that combination makes me have to poop.
We parked far away & were walking in because the traffic usually sucked. Along the way my stomach started churning I began to worry. Part way there people coming the opposite way said the fireworks were canceled because it was too windy. I was planning on using the toilets there.
So we started heading back at this point I’m like on the verge of shitting myself. We’re passing a ravine with trees I tell her to keep walking I’ll catch up. Scrambled down this incline through bushes and squat down. I wasn’t aware on the other side of the bushes was someone’s backyard.
This dog starts barking & next thing I know the homeowner is peering over the hedge & starts yelling at me. I’m trying to apologize this guys yelling at me to clean it up. My wifegf at the time hears yelling & walks back. I had to toss my underwear climb back up and told her lets gtfo of here.
I was super embarrassed about it but we laugh about it now.
some seem to try waiting till after the marriage and all the kids have moved out.
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My girlfriend did it when she had to go and she was staying over here.
If it's gotta come out, it's coming out!
When you have to go, you have to go.
Never.
Girls are weird when it comes to that, lol.
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