Am I a goose racist?

[12Volt]

It's been below freezing for well over a month. But this morning it's in the negative range.

Then I look up into the sky and see that the geese are heading South to Arizona (or wherever the fuck those birds go. Maybe they go to the Bahamas?)

At what point do they figure out that it's freezing cold? Shit, If I were a goose, I'd leave in August... September at the latest. Why are they waiting for sub zero temperature to take to the sky?

Could it be that the Goose leader is just really dumb?

Sally: It's cold as fuck, can we go now?

Tom: Not yet, I want to wait until we're almost dead.

Sally: Why?

Tom: I don't know, I don't know, but I got more votes than Obama.

[WindAtMyBack]

An even better question is, why would they go back north?

After a winter sitting under palm trees drinking piña colada, why would they leave? But they keep doing the same thing over and over again.

[12Volt]

If I come back in my next life as a goose, I'm not going to follow the leader. I'll tell the leader to take off without me, because I have some un-finished business under the palm trees.

[Wise4myage]

Its been below zero where I live since this past Tuesday, and its gonna last till Christmas Day. It was -31 yesterday with wind chill. No, you are not a racist, lmao.

[12Volt]

Yikes!

[Wise4myage]

Yeah, it sucks, but just for one more day.

[SteveSmith1985]

Is it weird that this question makes me want to 'follow you' to find out more about... what you're all about? I hope not, because it's happening.

[12Volt]

I might warp your mind.

[SteveSmith1985]

I accept that risk. I know it takes an odd-duck to post a question like this. I'm ok with a little mind-warping.

[Jennz6]

That’s funny

[12Volt]

Why do we park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway? This is why I can't sleep at night.

[Surely]

You need to join my retirees breakfast club. That is where we solve all of the world’s problems! LOL