Do you have any embarrassing, passing gas in public stories?

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Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

(you wanna learn somethin' about me, read. You don't? TL;DR provided)

I... may not have many because i'm quiet and keep my ass movin'. So when I do fart in public, they'll think it's their child's sneaker but realize... it was probably that girl who is now going to the next aisle. Hell, I've gotten so good and being innocent, I was in a theater and was farting in my movie seat. Leaned over, pants slid off halfway but that day I was wearing a thong, and that's what they're good for. First time I was alone, second time (long movie story) there was a couple two seats away from me... still didn't suspect a bloody thing!

But here's a slightly embarrassing one. So I was in a elevator and I didn't have anything gassy to eat but I was fine. And right then, I was making gas scenarios in my head to provide my audience with some "steak" (fetish service for my followers) and started making fart noises with my mouth. So i made a big one and the funkin' doors open to this white dude who was like done with life and he heard me MAKE THAT NOISE.

And HE FUNKIN' WENT TO THE OTHER ELEVATOR, I WAS CRYIN' IN MY CAR BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I FUNKIN' RIPPED THE LOUDEST ASS, SHHHHIIII

TL;DR- I made fart noises and the guy thought I actually farted in the elevator he was about to get into. He saved himself the nonexistent smell and went to the other one.

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Yeap. I took @bigpauly off his harness for the first time at Disneyland and he just starts gassing off like a machine gun

Messianic_Monk · Accepted Answer

A few come to mind 😅

In middle school I was feeling pretty gassy. I was sitting at a computer trying to hold it in. All of a sudden, my friend (who is next to me) points to his friend at something on his computer screen and says "look! This is the coldest possible temperature!" And then I gave off a loud and long fart 😅

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This next one I was sick over the weekend with a very serious bout of the stomach flu. This becomes relevant later.

Monday I was feeling mostly better. At the time I was a martial artist and I wanted to go for my kickboxing class. I ended up going... but I realized it was a mistake. My stomach was not 100%. In the middle of a speech by my instructor... I gave off one of the loudest and longest farts of my life. The whole class fell silent and looked around to find the culprit. All I could do was sit there in silence and act like nothing was happening.

And this is the shortened version. This could've been much longer 😅

God_of_Thunder · Accepted Answer

Not exactly in public, but definitely a situation where I regretted it afterwards.

I was staying over at my girlfriend's house, spending the night. I woke up a little earlier than I'd planned to, but was still in that sort of twilight, half asleep phase. I was most definitely not alert.

Anyways, my stomach was doing that gurgling thing, with the accompanying nauseating feeling, and I knew that I'd feel better if I let that bastard out. I had absolutely no concept of where I was, and my brain figured that since I was in bed, I was safe at home.

So I pushed out the biggest, most monstrous fucking wall shaking fart of my life:

BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP!

Then I felt someone shift on the bed next to me and look in my direction as I immediately fell back asleep. A couple hours later, I woke up with that sickening feeling of "Oh holy fuck, I didn't really do that, did I?"

Neither one of us ever mentioned it, but I know she was awake.

SnowedIn · Answer

Was in a meeting once. There were several very senior Navy officers and very senior Department of Defense officials there too. I let go with a completely silent but very deadly one. No one was sitting near me to notice it was me but I saw my boss' nose twitch and he called for a break. We cleared the room pretty quick.

No one but me and the aide ever knew.

humanearth · Answer

I farted so bad once. That the guy that was standing next to me lit his cigarette. My fart was so strong that started my fart on fire from the flash of his lighter. My fart was so flammable that it burn my skirt right off my ass.

Within seconds all I had was my bare ass showing

Andres77 · Answer

This is kinda mean but...

I hate throwing food away. We had a stalk of celery in the refrigerator and no one was eating it so I decided to make it a snack. I washed and boiled it in beef broth and cut it into short pieces. I snacked on it all afternoon. I like celery so it was a nice snack. Then I drank most of the broth.

Anyway, I'm not generally gassy anymore because my diet has changed a lot. And I noticed that after eating all this boiled celery I had even less gas. But on the few occasions when I was... it smelled like vegetable soup. So... I "crop-dusted" some guys at work. One of them asked if someone was cooking something. I had to leave...😆😆😆

Lilchoco69 · Answer

My cheeks are huge, I can't hide farting. There is always sound.

There was one time i was at a Starbucks waiting on my name and I was holding in a fart for like 10 mins that persisted. It was till I I literally couldn't hold it in and my gas was soo loud 😖.

Also, i farted in the same bed as my ex-gf during our second date when we watched American psycho. I got a lot of stories.

Reece12345 · Answer

I let go in a tiny office. Everyone knew it was me, and it was like "volcano eruption" level. So embarrassed.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I had an appointment with my former therapist Bonny, and I was cutting gas in her office soon as she was done seeing me I went in the bathroom and took a big dump.

dustybiker · Answer

No. The ride to the public slace usually shakes it all out. 🤓

xJeremyx · Answer

Not really... But I do have a story about me and sanitary pads that may just be funny enough.

JosyJosy · Answer

Only a funny one. Friend goes "watch this", farts, and he waves it away and we see the people sitting there change from resting bitch face to absolute disgust and panic.

Anonymous · Answer

Done it loud before. We all do it. I try to go somewhere not many pepppe are and try to make it silent. Lol

Pete671 · Answer

Yes in the local library, slipped out a SBD then made a noise so everyone knew it was me causing the stink,

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I try to let them out quietly in large crowds… 😂 especially in the checkout lane at a store.

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

😂😂😂 none that I can think of…

LiamJHayden · Answer

No. The secret is to get near the heaviest person around, let it rip, and then look at the person in disgusted surprise and walk away.

Paulychicagoluv · Answer

Can't say I do

NathanDavis · Answer

lol... not  produced  by me...

Fuentes · Answer

I'm sure I farted in school back then

kareka · Answer

Nooo

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