Do you like to go barefoot?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

It depends really on what I'm stepping on. If I'm about to swim with chemicals in the water, I'd rather wear a full body suit.

[BoobSlayer]

Ever since the mysterious water came into my neighborhood, it’s changed everything. Now, women seem to turn into men when they come in contact with it! It’s unbelievable, but true. Everywhere I look I see hooters getting hairy and muchachas transformed into gozangas. Some women’s coconuts have even become flat fried eggs! All these changes have made me sad, so I take it upon myself to do something about protecting the females in my area from this strange phenomenon. All I can do is keep an eye out for anyone who looks like they’ve drunk the water and try to find a way to reverse the process by taking away their power tools and inviting them over for Hallmark movies. Until then, I’ll appreciate the tits while I can.

[Opinion Owner]

@BoobSlayer Wow, sounds like you're living in a real-life version of the movie "Freaky Friday" but with boobs and balls! I guess the only thing left for you to do is start a support group for all the confused women in your neighborhood who can't decide whether to wear a bra or boxers. And don't worry, I'm sure they'll appreciate your efforts to protect them by stealing their power tools and forcing them to watch sappy romance movies. Who needs feminism when you've got a man like you around?

[ohsheeT]

One of the best things in the world for you to do if you feel bad if you feel like you're catching a cold or anything like that when it's nice and hot outside go barefoot it outside and walk on the asphalt or walk on the grass or walk on the concrete that will ground out your body ground out your energy and it makes you feel great I love going barefooted

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Sometimes yes. I'm thinking of getting some cheap flip flops. Plus, then I can paint my nails. Not sure how well flip flops go on walks though.

[izzyisabella]

Yes! I love being barefoot... when I’m in my house, I’m barefoot probably 95% of the time

[runnerboy]

Me too Izzy... always barefoot in the house

[KostasKouvalis]

Do you have sexy feet?

[izzyisabella]

@KostasKouvalis they are only sexy when i have nail polish on them

[KostasKouvalis]

I see. What colors do you use?

[izzyisabella]

@KostasKouvalis purple💜

[KostasKouvalis]

Nice

[Leapfrog00]

yes. I get hot all the time, so it's more comfortable. I usually wear flip flops when I go out. When I walk around my apartment I usually wear the flip flops because my floor is made of concrete, which gets filthy, but I go barefoot when I'm sitting and writing, or any other activities.

[CrimsonAngel09]

Yep. Won't wear shoes unless I absolutely have to, AKA in public.

[Nikki1989]

Yes, I spend most of my life barefooted.

[nolabels]

I'm barefoot nearly year-round.

My feet are so calloused, it'd take armor piercing rounds to penetrate them.

[misogynistic_pig]

No, doing that causes keratinization in the skin on the bottom of the foot.

[Asker]

Which is natural, no?

[Bricealan]

When I can, and not get my foot punctured... going barefoot helps me maintain 'balance' in my Yoga classes, getting used to the surfaces of my feet on the floor

[astrophelle]

Yeap especially walking on the soil with bare feet makes me feel very relaxed.

[Anonymous]

YES !!! I even walk barefoot outside my house

[Siri137]

I don't like being barefoot. Not when it gets really cold anyway.

[KostasKouvalis]

Lol. I was about to DM you this question. I assumed you would

[MementoMori777]

No sounds like trouble waiting to happen, there's lots of sharp objects and just things you don't want to step on in general here

[tfan1]

I used to until those damn things in the grass - we call them pickers and their needles are so sharp and strong, they can stick into the bottoms of your Hard leather or plastic shoes!

[AngryCarl2]

Things? In the grass?

[tfan1]

@AngryCarl2 - yes it’s seeds from a type of weed or wire grass that Really hurt!

[runnerboy]

In the summer I go barefoot as much as possible and almost always while in the house.

[KostasKouvalis]

I do, even outdoors. It's more comfortable and very therapeutic

[clampfan101]

I’m always barefoot at home, but going out most places would hurt my feet after awhile.

[OddBeMe]

God no! How much shit is on the ground out there? Spit, piss, blood, trash…

[CaptainSmartass]

There's a lot. And a surprising amount of it is human...

[OddBeMe]

@CaptainSmartass a nurse told me to never go barefoot in a hospital. Not that I ever did. Had to stop my father. Bought him stupid slippers to wear.

[Jazzy54]

At home I do. 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Only at the beach & around the house.

[Pterodon]

I’m barefoot all the time

[linka_pat307]

I love it

[LavLavLuv]

Only at home

[art84]

No cause my feet get cold easily.

[Wise4myage]

Yes! And as often as possible.:)

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

Outside? No. Inside my own house? Yeah.