What could make your day better?

I try to view every now and then when I need it most, Seamed Street's Cookie Monster and they key story arc moment that "cookies became a sometime food only". And it always uplifts me and inspires me as much as Principal Skinner or various The Simpsons scenes. 🙃🙃
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IF ONLY today I could find out why the f*** God gave my brother a special talent that helped him get a girlfriend, but didnβt give ME a talent that helped me get a boyfriend. 😢😢😢😢
Haha. π₯²π₯². Nice username by the way
Thanks π, but what are you haha-ing about? π€π€π€π€
Your comment. Most because I feel your pain
I want my parents to get home sooner so I can enjoy my barbecue but I know itβs going to be a while cause they just left around 2 hours ago.
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I'm doing OK.
Yeah, I'm pretty content with the way things are right now.
Thanks for asking, though. 👍😊
I wish my weekend could be one day longer.
Milk and cookies. Milk and cookies always made a day better!
Bonehead biden and all the other evil demonic rats, arrested charged and convicted and in jail.
Bonehead biden and all the other evil demonic rats, arrested charged and convicted and in jail.
$500k and sex, not just anyone, I have to get to know her first or know her already. I don't do sex with random women
The entire construction industry being destroyed permanently, and for me to have my freedom, once and for all
But that will never happen, the only thing I can get is for me to die, that would be excellent
A blowjob. Nothing like a good bj to brighten up your day.
Getting to 1700 without any clients needing over-the-weekend expedites.
Winning the lottery so I can finally retire.
Sex with the boyfriend
We are long distance unfortunately so no π
Being another person with another life.
To put off all my worries and go to the beach
My boyfriend paying attention to me 🤣
If it was five o'clock already.
Profiting at the casino
Not being hungover right now
Fucking right. Just have another drink itβs the weekend
If I had a woman to go out with tonight
Money. Definitely money.
peaceful sleep
ahh i envy you
after exam sessions, probably
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