What is something I wouldn't believe about you?

[Bilboes]

[Andres77]

That 30 orgasms in an hour (for her) are possible. Climbed the Middle Teton. Kayaked from Southport NC to Charleston. I’ve kayaked to Ft Sumter 7 times. Locked out of a submarine escape hatch 60 miles off the coast of Virginia. Slept on top of cruise missiles. Jumped out of a helicopter 20 km north of Belgium into the North Sea. Touched the church where Mary, Queen of Scots was coronated. Met the president of Bolivia. Was at Hugo Chaves’ inauguration. Taught the last Special Forces Sniper Course to Venezuelan Special Forces soldiers. Walked from Wilmington, NC to Fayetteville NC one weekend because I felt like it. Won 1st place in my shooting class at the 3rd Three Gun National Championship. Have a book printed when Blackbeard was still alive. My daughters still love me even after a fight. My daughters love me. I’ll trade the rest for the last two.

[KrakenAttackin]

Pretty bad ass.

[Andres77]

@KrakenAttackin those were just the tuesdays…and a few weekends.
😉

[KrakenAttackin]

Brutal!

[Andres77]

@KrakenAttackin dude, I wanna drink whiskey with you.

[KrakenAttackin]

@Andres77. I don't drink anymore but I might make an exception if we ended up in a bar together.

Incidentally, that last time I drank whiskey was on a sailboat in Alaska, right after we tagged a small ice berg (accidentally). The Captain was inspecting the hull while the onboard naturalist scooped up some ice shards. She said the ice was 18,000 years old (off of the glacier that calved the iceberg). An old fellow onboard shouted, when below and came up with a 25 year old bottle of scotch. We drank 25 year old scotch with 18,000 year old ice ;).

[Andres77]

@KrakenAttackin that’s pretty cool…no pun intended

[Wallythewalrus]

That I played pro hockey for 2 years. I wasn't a great player but did bring toughness to the team, worked hard and was liked by my teammates. When I met my wife, I retired because she didn't want anything to happen to my beautiful face. I do have all my teeth and just a few scars.

[tfan1]

That I masturbate sitting on or kneeling in front of one of my clean toilets 👍🙂

[NamerOfStars]

That I know how the Pyramids were built.

[Mansearching]

Probably who I'm related to

[Anonymous]

That I'm loyal... lol