Tell me you are getting older without saying you are getting older?

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I'll go first. Just started receiving spam emails about setting up a prepaid cremation plan.😏

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I had a transistor radio for years, even in high school.

Tell me you are getting older without saying you are getting older?

We had this kind of phone when I was growing up:

And public phone booths were everywhere.

I was a year old when Disneyland opened.
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JFK briefly shook my hand when he drove by in his convertible limo in Long Beach, Ca.

I watched Star Trek from its first episode.

Pete671 · Accepted Answer

Someone offered me their seat on the bus last month,,,

Sonorous · Answer

I'm thinking about getting minoxidil and finasteride 🤣

Apple1996 · Answer

Only thing that makes me feel old are my kids. My 1st son is gonna graduate high-school in 2032 and that really doesn't feel to far away 😳

Screenwriter · Answer

The endless onslaught of senior life insurance policies that cost of fortune once you're past your 40s. AARP materials, though I've been a member since I was in my late 40s and how can they not know this. I've lived at the same address forever.

Invitations to join senior-only communities (how incredibly boring to join any blank-only community... I like people of all ages). Old folks homes insurance and invitations. EXTRA health insurance. Accidental death policies.

Not worried about "accidental" death. It's assured death from a hundred things that is the big issue!

But you'll have fun reading through all the offers. You might even find something worthwhile. So laugh at your impending "old" life. And rage, rage against the dying of the light!

ChiTown33 · Answer

Pop bottles were glass when I was younger. VCR's were fairly new (in fact we had an expression when you were too stupid to figure something out we said "you look like my grandpa trying to figure out the VCR"), now I've outlived that expression due to the VCR being obsolete. I'm pre-internet (Though you don't really have to be that old to be pre-internet I don't feel). A "hashtag" used to be a label for your weed back in my day

Sour-rose · Answer

"GOD, WHAT DA HELL DID I EAT? What do you mean I'm lactose intolerant? What kind of bullsh-"

"WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I EAT THAT INCLUDES GLUTEN?"

*feels a slight fire in my belly, and it's not a child*

*uses a walking stick to do my job because it's a steep hill*

*gets happy when folks say "you're 21 right?"*

Raaj4you · Answer

I lost interest in Hollywood action movies and animation movies. I lost interest in hanging out with friends and partying. I was a reckless car driver. Now, I am driving it carefully. I used to hate girls, love, dating, romantic movies in school and college. Now, I love Romantic movies, hot girls and dating. I don't why I transformed suddenly?

Unit1 · Answer

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I'm too young to kick the bucket already. I booked me the hospital visits already but they are taking their sweet time.

I don't even smoke 🚭

ManOnFire · Answer

I've already got a few silver hairs, and not even 40 yet😂 I look much younger than my age since a lot of people think I'm still in my 20s so having silvers will probably look pretty weird lol

laraWM · Answer

A guy called me Madam, I wasn't expecting it 😂

spartan55 · Answer

I received email and written solicitations to enroll in AARP.

4ngelic · Answer

thats lowkey hilarous everyone is starting to look younger and younger. like people 18-19 dont look super grown anymore and instead look like babies

musicbrain5 · Answer

Some of the parents of my students are younger than me, it’s such a trip thinking about that. That started a few years ago.

WhiteSteve · Answer

No kids, but I’ve definitely entered the “dad noises” phase of life, lmao

BlissfullyCurSed · Answer

people around me are all getting laid but I'm not so yeah I have grown up. I'm not getting older but I'm definitely more mature than I used to be. However, a bit different than my peers.

Anonymous · Answer

I still have a DVD/CD collection in my living room even though I haven't watched one in a decade.

Sparkie460 · Answer

I used a pay phone, I got up to change the channels on the TV, I checked my messages on an answering machine, I listened to music on 8 track

BadApple69 · Answer

When I was a kid we used a real potato when we played with Mr. Potato head!

Anonymous · Answer

Not having the patience to put up with stupidity at work anymore.

As a teen / youth I didn't have the experience / education to do or say much.

Now as an expert that's been headhunted for work in my field I can just... walk out. As I've done. My resume is such I don't need to include a moron businesses in the CV.

MzAsh · Answer

Went into Forever 21 the other day… found most of the clothes hideous. A lot of their selection looked like clothes you’d find in an adult store. One outfit looked like aluminum foil. Guess the leftovers look is hot right now.

sage2021 · Answer

That's funny🤭🤗. Of course a cremation plan is pre-paid. You couldn't pay for it if you were dead. Duh!🤗🤭🤔

Billlewis · Answer

When you make risqué comments on here, people tell you you're too old to be saying things like that;)

Blueeyes81 · Answer

We got 3 hundredths of an inch of rain last night. We sure can use it.

Anonymous · Answer

A kid called me uncle last week , I am very sad since then

Anemone978 · Answer

Being called "Auntie" by kids on the the street LOL

YesterdaysChild · Answer

I remember the Jurassic period like it was yesterday.

HappyWoman34 · Answer

I’m one of the only people who remembers what a tape/record/CD/Walkman video is.

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Answer

ahahaha I don’t feel old and I can’t say anything but yours is funny haha

Likes2drive · Answer

I was constantly getting mail for a cemetery plot, I probably won’t even be living here when that time comes, can’t afford to live here when retired, don’t know where I’ll be then

FriendlyCanadianGuy · Answer

Sometimes If I'm really tired, I don't want to have sex... man

Suthain · Answer

My back started to hurt while I was doing household chores..

XXblack88 · Answer

When the music you listened to as a kid comes on the oldies radio station.

BourbonAndBacon · Answer

I get more injuries in my sleep that I ever had when I was an athlete

dreamstar72 · Answer

Just think in only little over 70 week you will be 10 years older

mobiusforniner · Answer

I said a quote at work and people were like, wheres that from? I say "From duke nukem, you know that one badass DOS shooter" They ask, "whats DOS"?

sheikalana · Answer

I fell of the stairs one week ago and my back still hurts when I do certain movements.

Dargil · Answer

Links for online ED clinics that market Viagra and Cialis.

DarkWinterNights · Answer

I wake up every day with aches and pains and I didn’t do anything the day before.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

My favourite Rock idols began to disappear since quite a while already.

Surely · Answer

I am very experienced at being twenty nine!  I can remember when some cars on the road still had six volt batteries to start them!

bolverk · Answer

Could do with a body transplant from the neck down - Brain still works - mostly!!

Exterminatore · Answer

Now it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

Redstang88 · Answer

Mystery knee and back pain. Nights out are being replaced with kids play dates

HighValue · Answer

I grew up with VERY few video games having save files. You actually had to complete the game with a few lives or start over from the beginning.

lightbulb27 · Answer

getting flyers in the mail for "free dinners for retirement planning".

007kingifrit · Answer

sometimes my hair line itches and i wonder if that's me losing my hair?

Grond21 · Answer

10 years feels like it'll pass relatively quickly.

havingfun2023 · Answer

that joint pain 👀👀✌🏻😋😜

you_asked · Answer

I used to warn girls I’m going to jizz Now I hope they notice

dolemite58 · Answer

i can’t get up from the couch without grunting 😂

Martyrdom28 · Answer

I remember when one or two of my students were born. Now they are freshman.

DummyThiccFeraligatr · Answer

I saw the first episode of Ash Ketchum's journey when it originally aired...

Jkgordon · Answer

My dad name me after Mrs. Onassis

AviatorTom · Answer

I am maturing... gracefully

MemeSupreme · Answer

i don't get excited about my birthday

FancyPantz · Answer

2000 was 10 years ago!

coachTanthony · Answer

Owwww I just hurt my finger typing

Andres77 · Answer

My kids got me a new cane for my birthday.

Avonlea · Answer

The nox from stargate

Thumper2thump · Answer

I have to wear reading glasses

whirled_up_girl · Answer

I still have VHS tapes and a VCR 😊

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