What would you do if you found a magic lamp?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What would you do if you found a magic lamp and you got infinite wishes? On one condition you have to keep on asking one wish immediately after the prior one is fulfilled or the genie will kill you?

How would you escape or use to your benifit?

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+1 y

My plan was wish all I can then handover the lamp to another person so now he will be the owner of that lamp and could fulfill his wishes and may be have group of people whom we can transfer ownership to in a round robin manner. It's a win win for all without dieing and at the end we could wish the genie to be free of his lamp so the bond is now severed and the genie is also happy 😁.

[Ms_Facesitter]

If that's the only rule I'd wish for a clone of me that's will be spamming infinite wishes in my name On top of mine, infinitely. Genie and clone will both be invisible, can't be touched, can't be heard except for themselves and my clone would wish for a single grain of sand to spawn. And then wish for the grain of sand to vanish. On repeat. On top of my wishes. That way I can use the wishes whenever I want, and since the clone wishes in my name, I get to live.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Good thoughts appreciate it , but the genie can grant wish to only master who rubbed the lamp.

Even if you create infinite clones nothing would change your realtionship of master and slave.

And also if the source magic that is granting you wish is gone your wishes will also be gone

[Ms_Facesitter]

Then I'd wish for a 1000 wishes to be granted without his help. And as my second wish to be reborn right away, as I am as if Nothing happened. That way, after these two wishes, I get killed, I respawn, and I still got 1000 wishes at my disposal to use freely!

[Ms_Facesitter]

I'd add a third wish for comfort, to feel nothing when I get killed. And a fourth the kill to be fast.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Ok anyways you have infinite wishes.

If you say reborn you will be a baby , baby can't talk so you will let yourself be killed infinite times?

[scooogy]

@Ms_Facesitter my wish would be you 🥺

[Ms_Facesitter]

No I mentioned as I am, like nothing happened. And no, job's done, he killed me. That's where it stops. I just end up walking away with 1000 wishes.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That's the problem without him there won't be any wishes.

Since it's infinite wishes his tied to you till you respawn it's kind of symbiotic relationship

[Ms_Facesitter]

Well I see only one rule and that's me dying. Not that I need him for wishes if I wish to be able to grant them without his power. Once I'm dead that contract ends.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

There are a couple of escapes I think.

So far yours are the best answer

[Ms_Facesitter]

Another one would be to set a deadline on when the time of wishing is up. Just like we have to keep wishing, we have to keep eating to stay alive, keep paying rent to keep our home. I'd wish for a deadline on that Keep Wishing, which would be 1 year. If I don't make a wish within a year after the previous wish, I die. If I wish before, the timer of 1 year gets refreshed.
This way I wouldn't even have to get killed.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You can't tamper the basic rule that is why it's called a condition

[Ms_Facesitter]

:( back to the painless quick death into respawning it is

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend has ptsd, I would wish for him to get better. He suffered abuse when he was younger I wish I could take it away for him.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That's already granted having you in his life it's only about time things will change.

[Sevenpointfive]

i'd have my wishes and make my last one before i die... MY LAST WISH : if i should die, i'd want to be immediately reincarnated into my own body without memory loss and now have unlimited wishes.

my bargain with the genie would be over, i'm alive and have unlimited wishes.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Once you die the bond is broke even though you get reincarnated you have search for the lamp again

[Sevenpointfive]

i learned my lesson and got enough from that genie anyways

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Haha

[Sevenpointfive]

not sure the bond transfers that way. you must die at the end of your bond.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

As per the basic rule you don't own the lamp you have no rights to wish and genie is not your slave he can only grant wishes to his master.

And who owns the lamp is the master.

[Heolurt]

I'd wish for a credit card with an infinite amount of money and no bill and then my second wish would be to be able to find some true happiness and enjoyment with the first wish before I have to make anymore wishes and then for the third wish, I'd just wish for death.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That's one way to go yeah 👍

[normalice]

First wish would be for omnipotence and then I'd instantly wink the genie out of existence. And if I couldn't wink the genie out-of existence, then it's not omnipotence so with the wish ungranted I wouldn't have to come up with a second one.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You have an opportunity you are going to waste by killing the genie?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What would you do after becoming omnipotent when your friends and closeness are afraid of you?

[normalice]

If I am omnipotent the I can grant my own wishes from then on.

[normalice]

I'd imagine with a mind capable of processing omnipotence my desires would be very different than what they are now. I'd have to cross that bridge when I came to it..

[Nik1hil]

I will tell Genie..

First wish : Everytime he asks me for a Wish and I fail to Answer, he needs to Go and Masturbate for 30 min and Cum and then Ask me for my next wish!

I will Trap Him into POST NUT CLARITY!.. 😂🤣😂💯💯

[Aakash_Hangargi]

But if you don't ask a wish you already dead bruh

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Dead people can't make wishes

[Surely]

I would imagine that the continuous wishes would become a real pain in the buttocks.
But if you didn’t have any immediate needs for wishes. You could always wish for a penny or a gold coin.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You get a gold coin then you have to wish again

[NathanDavis]

"forego that stupid ass clause you have"

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yup but still you can milk it

[NathanDavis]

without a worry...

could also bind my life to theirs... that always works in anime, lol

[Aakash_Hangargi]

It might even will to kill itself in that case.

How will you come out of it alive

[NathanDavis]

by sheer will...

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Only Batman can do that

[NathanDavis]

*wishes to become Batman*

-without the tight latex-

[Anonymous]

Wish that that condition is abolished.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You can't