Funny drunk story?

[Titlover01]

[Anonymous]

I've only ever got drunk 1 time that was on my 21 birthday and I don't even think that's called or considered drunk.

I was sitting down at a bar, my first bar ever.
they ordered me a martini with a green olive and I didn't know what to do with it, I had never had alcohol so I started sipping and drank it like it was a soda. I didn't know you have to do it slowly.

so when I turned around it was filled again! all of it.

I was weirded out, so I started sipping again and drank all of it.

I turned around and when I turned back it was filled up again. I asked who keeps filling it up? and my sister said oh the bartender does it when you finish it. I said why? I never asked. she said because they assume you want more.

so I sipped it again and drank all of it. I had no idea what it was doing to me.

so I started looking around and there's signs up at the top of the bar and I started to read but I couldn't read. they were moving!

I said my sister's name and said look the signs, they're moving!

and she said where?

I said there! that one is moving, oh look that one is moving too!

and she said no they're not moving.

I said can you read them? I can't read them

she started laughing and they got up to go dance so I put my feet off the bar stool to the floor and I said what's happening? why is the floor moving? OMG

and I held on with one had on my sister and the other hand on the bar like make it stop moving!

she said lets go dance!

her and my cousin walked to the dance floor as they held my hand and I stood there with my hands trying to stop the world and they were just staring at me and I couldn't stop the world from moving I was like I'm falling I'm falling but I wasn't falling

I turned back to read the sign and I couldn't read it.

I remember I just wanted to go back to normal so I can read the damn sign! I can't see and the world is moving up and I'm falling.

I have no idea what it's like to be drunk but if it's like that or worse, I NEVER want to be drunk and since then I've never drank again. it's not even good, it doesn't taste good, it doesn't feel good, it's all awful. not to mention the next day. NEVER AGAIN! if I see letters I always want to know what it says no blurry stuff it scares me, no moving things it scares me, no moving floors it scares me.