Are you a Joe Shmoe?

[Joker_]

I'm Joe

I'm not Joe

who's Joe

[leahzrc]

no my ex is named joe and he is a shmoe

[Sonorous]

I'm that guy, pal.

[Joker_]

you're not that guy pal, you're not that guy

[Sonorous]

okay well then I'm jeffrey then

[Joker_]

ok lol

[Sonorous]

wooow really gonna laugh at me like that

[Joker_]

yeah lol

[Sonorous]

yo that's honestly very Adonis of u bro

[Joker_]

yeah lol join my academy and let's get studying

[Sonorous]

iono I feel like ur just gonna raise the price & kick me out after I join 🤔

[Joker_]

is that what already happened to you lol

[Sonorous]

nah but I know some honest jeffreys that were just looking to ascend & they got scammed before they could even become adonis💀

[Joker_]

let's keep this on the hush hush, but what do you know about *the* university

[Sonorous]

Well I know that Marie accidently killed golden Boy & didn't realize it was her that did it

[Joker_]

you've hustled and bustled beyond me

[Sonorous]

I've been around what can I say

[Joker_]

been around the block, been around cock

[Sonorous]

I used to be gay when I was like 7 but I'm straight now

[Joker_]

same except the first part

[Sonorous]

when I was in the 2nd grade, I knew that I was gay

[Joker_]

can't relate...

[Sonorous]

jk I learned what gay was in the 4th grade

[Joker_]

can't relate...

[Sonorous]

But even after learning what gay was, I thought I was lesbian because I wanted to be straight & all the kids were saying that if you aren't gay, then you're lesbian. Which led me to youtube wtf lesbian was only to find two very sexy women lying on a couch making out. And from then on, that was my goto vid for yk... Until I got caught ofc

[Joker_]

right...

[Sonorous]

it's what started it all

[Joker_]

thanks for sharing...󠀡󠀡...󠀡󠀡...

[Sonorous]

bro y u make this so awkward this is good news that I'm not even gay anymore

[Joker_]

sure...

[Sonorous]

I swear I like women now

@leahzrc tell him what we did last night

[Joker_]

that's my wife lol

[Sonorous]

oh shit my b

[Sonorous]

@leahzrc nvm don't tell him 👌

[leahzrc]

me and sonorous spoke about our homosexual childhoods last night

[Sonorous]

@leahzrc okay good just don't tell him what we did after that tho 👌

[leahzrc]

We sacrificed a child

[leahzrc]

with a piece of rubber

[Sonorous]

oh did I say I was with you last night? 😅 yo I must have the uh... damn dates off or somethin

[leahzrc]

They lived happily ever after

[Joker_]

you two were meant to be together I believe

[Sonorous]

@joker_ Nah she just my booty call from time to time (when she's not sacrificing kids) ion want nothing too serious tho

[leahzrc]

I am a virgin

[Sonorous]

Bruh who I been smashin then 😳

[Joker_]

@leahzrc you are pure of heart

[Joker_]

@Sonorous your couch cushions lol

[Sonorous]

couch cushions are underrated ngl

[Joker_]

fr lol

[Worst]

[Billlewis]

I think I'm more of a Wimp Simp... lol

[beebella]

My name is not Joe.

[TiaNour]

Joe Shmoe

[Slim57]

I'm no Joe shmoe