Post your favorite DAD JOKE?

[AviatorTom]

A Dad Joke is a joke, typically a pun, often presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent or to intentionally provoke a negative "groaning" reaction to their overly simplistic humor.

Here is my favorite Dad Joke...

Q: What's the difference between hungry and horny?

A: Where you put the cucumber.

Feel free to post your favorite Dad Joke in an opinion below.

Let's end this year on a fun, humour-filled note.

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This was posted in the Other category but the overly-smart GaG software changed it to Sexuality. Would a moderator please change it back, thank you.

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Here's a cute one for kids.
Kid says "Dad, I'm hungry."
Dad says, "I thought you were Bob."

[NamerOfStars]

A weasel walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. "Wow!" says the bartender, "I've never served a weasel before. What'll you have?"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

[ArrowheadSW]

"I heard that they won't be making yardsticks any longer." LOL...

[ArrowheadSW]

"What is a chiropractor's favorite kind of music? Hip-Pop..." LOL

[msmissydc]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. (Generally works only auditive)

[Dinklex3]

I love these jokes and follow them on my insta to brighten my day, lol.

[YesterdaysChild]

😃🤣😄😅

[juliammm]

Kid: Dad! With the school, we visited a farm today. Mam insisted I tell you there was a bull which did five studs service during the day!

Dad: I see! Did the bull service the same cow 5 times?

Kid: No five different cows

Dad: Go tell this to your mom...

[purplepoppy]

Shaving with a razor takes courage, I used to shave my privates with one but I don't have the balls any more.

I've regifted my Christmas gloves, I just wanted to them off my hands.

[normalice]

Why did they stop using rectal thermometers on space shuttles?

Because if it breaks you can get Mercury in Uranus.

[BourbonAndBacon]

My sister gave me a blowjob on the elevator yesterday. It was wrong on so many levels

[AngryCarl]

Full disclosure: I had to look up Dad Jokes online. This is the only one that made me laugh:

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

[Dinklex3]

🤔🤔

[YesterdaysChild]

Wait, what?

[ColHathi]

Took me a moment too 😄

Hint: The clothes aren't shrinking 😏

[Dinklex3]

@ColHathi Still don’t get it 😢

[ColHathi]

The refrigerator makes it seem like his clothes are shrinking because he eats too much and is getting fat or fatter :p

[YesterdaysChild]

@ColHathi Oh, I thought it was about shrinkage due to the cold. 🤔🤣

[AngryCarl]

None of you guys have a clue. It's funny because the household appliances are conspiring against him.

[ColHathi]

lmao

[MicroJ]

Did you hear the joke about German sausage?

It was the wurst

[DJB72]

Three blondes walk into a bar.

You'd think one of them would have seen it...

[Dnice1]

Kid: I'm hungry

Dad: Hi hungry I'm Dad 😂😂

[NathanDavis]

all of them...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SA7M4qjyq1w

[Lil405]

Asking black people how many years their dad been at the shop

[Cubus]

Can it be a mum joke?

[jshm2]

hold up mirror to you...