Do you know any good dad jokes? If so tell me one?

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Potteplante Follow
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This one was told to me today at work -
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick.

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  True🤣
  
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DesiUwU Follow
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quote from Pulp Fiction:
“Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. The Papa Tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says, ‘Ketchup!'” — Mia

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  Funny🤣
  
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Wish4UrB00ty Follow
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So this is a joke a friend told me a bit ago. And is kind of a favorite….
Q.) what do you think is the last thing going through a mosquito’s mind when they get hit by cars?
A.) it’s butt…

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  Eww🤣
  
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- Wish4UrB00ty
  
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  😂😂 right!!
  
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"I had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. Well, it was more of a Fanta sea."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

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  🤣🤣🤣
  
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dustybiker Follow
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"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

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- Msputiton
  
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  Oh so terrible it's funny 🤣
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  It’s bad. 😁
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Yes but it is what makes them good
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  Truth
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Did you guys hear about that kidnapping? He woke up.
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 ?
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @dustybiker It was better than yours...
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 Marginally.
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Tough crowd
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  Still gave it to you though. It’s a win even if slight. Little appreciation.
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  😎 true
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 😁
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  It was also funny🤣
  
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets
I have more but i am not sure if i want to share here 😁.

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  🤣🤣
  
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Why did the Baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.

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  Of GaG must insist on using emojis as “feeling” likes, then need to install a couple more. Vomit here.
  
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- Wish4UrB00ty
  
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  I’m definitely passing that one on to my joke friends! 😂😂
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Oh lawd🤣
  
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NamerOfStars Follow
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Why do Norwegian naval ships have bar codes on their sides? So when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

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  That was funny
  
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Sixgunsound Follow
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Where do boats go when they are sick? The dock.

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  Oh lawd
  
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- Sixgunsound
  
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  What is a surfer's favorite laundry detergent? Tide!
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  That's funny. I like that one
  
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“Would you like a Hawaiian punch?”

- “yes please”

*fake slow punch* “HOLOHA!”

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  Lmao
  
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BJP21 Follow
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This in old preschool joke that still holds true on an adult level:
What did one burp say to the other?
Im going to be a little stinker and go out the back door.

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  Oh lawd
  
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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

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  🤣🤣🤣
  
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Andres77 Follow
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It’s not a “dad bod”, it’s a “father figure”.

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- Msputiton
  
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  Clever
  
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- Andres77
  
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  I can’t take credit for it though. But I use it a lot
  
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bananathunder Follow
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread...

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  Oh lawd
  
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What is the best thing about taking a shower with a 16-year-old...
You can brush their hair back and make them look like they're 8.
Please don't burn me at the stake for that joke... I stole that joke from some real assholes.

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“Dad can you put my shoes on?” “No I don’t think they’ll fit me”

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- Msputiton
  
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  I can definitely see a dad saying that to his kid🤣
  
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Paulychicagoluv Follow
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Do you know why the bike couldn't stand up on its own?
It was two tired.

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- Paulychicagoluv
  
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  My buddy David forgot his ID at home.
  
  We just call him Dav now.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  That 2nd one 🤣
  
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- Paulychicagoluv
  
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  The bike wasn't funny? 😪😪
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Well some already told it earlier on the question. So it was already spoiled
  
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- Paulychicagoluv
  
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  Boooooooo
  
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"good dad joke" nonexistant by default... rthis is an oxymoron

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  OH say... my sister went to the eye doctor last week, doctor asked her if her eyes had ever been checked before... she told her, no, they'e always been blue
  
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"They will not be making yardsticks any longer..."

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Why couldn't Jesus have a twin brother?
Because he had nailed it.

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Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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Stevefiveo Follow
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Here's one.

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panamared1 Follow
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everyone puts their left show on last

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  they put on the first shoe, then they put on the one that is left
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
  
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Lol none

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- Msputiton
  
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  Is this also sus?
  
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- Fuentes
  
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  Lol no I just don't know any dad jokes haha
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣understood
  
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You Daddy is SOOO…….

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No sorry

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