Do you know any good dad jokes? If so tell me a dad joke?

Miah04

Xper 7 Age: 24

Here's a few

What happen to the turkey who got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

My foot.

Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his muscles?

He was a little Thor

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only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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What do you call a lost wolf?

A where wolf.

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at what time do u go to the dentist?

tooth hurty

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Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter? I'm not going to spread it...

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I told my dad I didn’t want to weed the garden anymore. He said really I thought you were digging it.

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A grizzly Bear walks into a bar. He tells the bartender that he wants a rum and... coke. the bartender says "whats with the Large pause?" The bear looks at his paws and says "I don't know I was born with them"

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putting car in reverse
Ahh, this takes me back

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I have none lol

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  Lol. Aww come on. Think of just one
  
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  I really don't have any hahaha
  
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get chicks

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If nothing goes right go left 🙄🤣

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