What are some of your favorite “dad jokes”?

[Chazmatazz269]

I’ve always had a special respect for people who can make me laugh without being coarse or bawdy. Don’t get me wrong. I like coarse and bawdy! But let’s be honest. It’s a bit of a cheat code in entertainment, innit?
So, in honor of fathers everywhere who traded in their barroom humor for dad jokes, let’s have your best! Get them out, dust them off and polish them up for Father’s day next week! Or just goof around with us.

[JesseP1nk]

"I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive."

"After kissing a girl on her sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs”
“Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”"

[Chazmatazz269]

I actually laughed out loud at the second one!

[Saiesh30]

I have a couple actually.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish!
😂

"I'll call you later."
"Don't call me later. Call me Dad!"
😂😂

[electromagnetic]

Once, I told my mom I found an ant.
she said: ‘where’s the uncle?’
I clued in to what she meant years laters and I still laugh about it sometimes.

[electromagnetic]

I don’t have good dad jokes. Sorry.

[Kelly6]

@electromagnetic
Those are really funny jokes.

[RingOfFire]

Why did the shopping cart quit its job?

It was tired of getting pushed around.

[Chazmatazz269]

Did you plagiarize that from the photo?

[RingOfFire]

🤣🤣🤣

[RingOfFire]

Ooh I just looked at it really fast and I didn't notice it had to punch line underneath the question in the picture! I looked up the punch line online.

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahaha!

[KostasKouvalis]

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home?

He drew a picture of Muhammed.

The original was, "details were sketchy", but I like mine better.

[Awesomesauce2005]

"When does a joke become a dad joke?"

"When its fully grown"

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahaha!

[clampfan101]

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.