Give me the best ‘dad joke’ you’re ever heard?

[LiaRaven]

[Shiprex]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

[Phoenix98]

How do you make holy water... you boil the hell out of it.

Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

[NathanDavis]

this is the very best dad joke ever...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GHYPheVohsE

[exitseven]

Q": What's blue and goes faster than a speeding bullet,?
A: A Smurf in a blender.

[The-Stud]

Here's a lame one..
What starts with F and ends with K?
No it doesn't

[Paige90]

That was funny

[MysticDevice]

I'm not just good at corny jokes. I'm aMAIZEing.