What's Jesus' phone number?

[Anonymous]

I need to send him a long overdue message.

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Omg guys, Soulja Boy replied to my post 😱

[HateyouxD]

On your knees with hands clasped together. Bowed head. Eyes closed. He's listening

[Asker]

I feel like he hates me and I'm all alone.

[HateyouxD]

Jesus loves you and he died for your sins too but he is not who you pray to... you pray to God

[HateyouxD]

You arnt alone. I'm here for you

[ChicoFromThe305]

He doesn't need one, just pray

[Anonymous]

Six seven eight triple nine eight two one two

[Asker]

Soulja Boy? Is that you?

[Opinion Owner]

Baby you know that I miss you

[Asker]

I wanna get with you

[Opinion Owner]

But I can’t right now so baby kiss me through da phone

[Asker]

I'll see you when I get home

[euniestars]

My friend Jesus is pretty busy rn

[BarryLiverstone]

[phone]