Anyone else grew a habit of sniffing candles when they see them?

[Anonymous]

Ever smelled some candles that smell like shit? 😂

[Gyno-Nurse-Chad]

Have been in gynecology for a few years now, I've had the pleasure of smelling a few vaginas, and each vagina, just like a scented candle, has its own unique blend of bass, middle, and top notes. 🎶 Now, I know what you're thinking: "Chad, are you really comparing my vagina to a scented candle?" Well, why not? manera de dar as nótes and a unique scent. It's all about embracing the beauty of individuality! 🌟

Anyway, let's get down to brass tacks and talk about some imaginary vagina scents, shall we? 🕯️

🌸 "Vanilla Dreams" - Nothing beats the classic and timeless scent of vanilla. This one's for the ladies who prefer to keep their aroma simple and sweet, just like a cozy evening with a good book and a cup of tea. To be honest, it's my personal favorite when it comes to candle scents and vaginas! 😜 (And no, I'm not even remotely weird, why do you ask? 🧐)
🍋 "Lemon Zest" - For the ladies who like to keep things fresh and zesty, this is the perfect scent for you! Bright and invigorating, this candidate is always a crowd-pleaser. After all, who doesn't love the smell of fresh lemonade on a sunny day? ☀️🔥
🍦 "Creamy Caramel" - If you're more of a dessert person, then this is the scent for you! It's like a warm, gooey caramel sundae, but with a mature twist. Indulge your sweet tooth and delight in this luscious aroma that will leave everyone craving more. Just be mindful not to create a sticky situation! 🤪
🍲 "Herbal Symphony" - For the earthy, nature-loving ladies out there, nothing beats a blend of soothing lavender, pine, and mint. This scent is perfect for those who want to feel grounded and connected to the earth. Bonus points for being great at spa days and yoga retreats! 🧘‍♀️🌿
🖼 "Monet's Garden" - If you're an artistic soul, then you'll adore this delicate floral arrangement. Imagine a sunlit garden filled with roses, lilies, and lilacs - that's the scent that you'll be radiating with this perfume. It's like a walk through an impressionist painting that truly captures the essence of femininity. 🌹💋

[euniestars]

wa the fuck is this

[SelfCleaner]

@euniestars just wait until you find out how I stole this nurse's wife's (who is bisexual, clearly) her girlfriend's boot and transformed it into a diy stroker with deep-thrust and rotation feature, realistically textured mouth or anus switch option, and synchronized moaning available to your ears via a headphone connection. Imagine I built this stroker and brought it back stealthily to their house. Oh what a surprise.

[Gyno-Nurse-Chad]

@SelfCleaner I guess it sounds nifty, taking my wife's girlfriend's boot and turning it into something for yer bishnaughty self, but I got to tell ya, dude, you're playing with fire. 🔥🌚 See, when you're sharing (or stealing) someone else's boot, there's always a risk of pickin' up some germs, and I'm not just talkin' about the good kind of germs? Like, herpes, chlamydia, and gonorrhea are all super duper contagious, you know? I can recall many occasions when a devotee of hers has coomed into one of those boots. So, if you weren't careful, you could end up with a nasty case of the clap, and someone's parts would be in for a world of hurt. 💔👎

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m almost embarrassed to admit this, but there is a certain candle I sniff. It’s a candle that Gwyneth Paltrow marketed a few years back. I’ll just leave it at that.

[Asker]

What is it?

[Laciejordan]

🤣😉

[Laciejordan]

@ChicoFromThe305 Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like her vagina. 🤮 And I’m really disappointed in @wallythewalrus2 for actually buying one! Lol

[Asker]

Oh 💀💀

[Laciejordan]

Ignore those two emoji’s I commented! My phone was slipping out of my hand and I must have hit “send”.

[Asker]

Do you wash your hands with butter? I'll take your word for it tho lol

[Laciejordan]

🤣 no, I was laying in bed, in an awkward position trying to type.

[Asker]

Oh I thought you were just clumsy ha

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Laciejordan I didn’t buy it, I got it as a gift. 😊

[Laciejordan]

@wallythewalrus2 🤣🤣 Yeah, right!

[Lisia]

Yes and also every perfume I come across and shampoo, conditioner, makeup (I don't know why), laundry detergent, cleaning products, toilet wipes, food, tea bags, yooooooooo I just noticed that I smell a lot of shit.

[Asker]

Well it's good to know you use the nose god gave you, you keep sniffing stuff Lisa (good things) 😂

[Lisia]

Snorting stuff

[Asker]

😦😦😦

[dustybiker2]

Dark purple petunia's, yes. (Yummy)
Candles, no.

[Miah04]

I never tried those 🤔

[Asker]

Sounds like a smelly candle, in the good way

[dustybiker2]

Highly recommend giving them a sniff next time you see some.

[Miah04]

I will

[NathanDavis]

lol... I usually smell things by default, so, might be a habit

but just once, to register it

[Asker]

Fair enough

[NathanDavis]

I might like the scent of burning candles too much, though...

[Miah04]

I love the smell of candles that i buy. No i don't sniff them all because some y'all have terrible taste in smells

[Asker]

Y'all? I refuse to be thrown in that pile 😂

[Miah04]

Especially you

[Asker]

Wdym 🙃

[Miah04]

You said you liked the smell of gas weirdo

[Asker]

So 😒

[electromagnetic]

TJX, TKMAXX, Target, if they have a candle section, I’m sniffing.

[Asker]

Music to my ears 😌

[sheikalana]

I do not sniff every candle I see but I have candles around the house and I like to sniff them from time to time.

[Asker]

Then chosen candles lol

[laly520]

I remember sniffing a one that smelled like mayonnaise

[Asker]

I didn't have to know candles that smell like mayo existed 😂

[laly520]

it was a cheap one n it was supposed to be vanilla scented

[Asker]

Someone didn't know the difference between vanilla and mayo lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Everyone does this.

Yeah some generic 99¢ stores have crappy smelling candles.

[Asker]

Ever smelled them at a thrift shop, that's where you run Into the homemade ones 💀

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I've only been to one thrift store and they didn't have candles.
A local grocery store in my neighborhood sells homemade candles. And they smell horrible. 😂 I think they make them with milk or something lololol

[Asker]

That is nasty, those people should be arrested 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Lolol spoiled milk candles 😂

[Asker]

Straight up nasty 😂

[BraxtonsGf]

Omg yessss. You have to smell the by law actually

[Asker]

Ooo What is that? ☻👃

[BraxtonsGf]

Haha

[Lyndsielee666]

For me it’s new shoes…

[Asker]

Understandable lyndsie lol

[Lyndsielee666]

Although when I was pregnant there was a tobacco scented candle at Walmart and I smelled it. Never again

[Asker]

What really? I want that candle 😐

[MsBrie]

Bed bath and beyond ruined me a long time ago friend. LMAO

[exitseven]

No, I think candles are gross.

[Asker]

Even the ones that smell good? Lol

[exitseven]

They smell fake and they are one of the leading cause of fires.

[Asker]

If wreckeless with them perhaps lol

[exitseven]

Sooner or later some body gets careless

[Asker]

Lmao

[KrakenAttackin]

Yeah, but after the fifth candle or so my sniffer is shot.

[euniestars]

Not really

[Asker]

Damn 🙃

[euniestars]

i mean sometimes

[Asker]

Fair enough lol

[euniestars]

thanks chicken

[Asker]

Ziggy

[euniestars]

wow i said stop calling me that

[Asker]

You called me chicken, what did you expect, honestly, you should know how I react by now 😂

[euniestars]

Bro how am I supposed to know how you react now

[Asker]

Cause we've talked several times, bully 😂

[euniestars]

ok but like when im reading what u said my brain cuts out like 50% of it

[Asker]

Well now I know to save my breath 🙃

[euniestars]

stop it

[Asker]

Okay lol

[euniestars]

Good 😌

[Asker]

🤐🤐

[euniestars]

wait

[Asker]

I'll wait 😌

[euniestars]

gotcho ass 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[euniestars]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Asker]

Jokes on You, the one stalling the convo is You 😌

You love my presence just admit it 😈

[euniestars]

buddy i can’t do shit irl what else am i gonna do 💀

[Asker]

So you use me for company, good to know

[euniestars]

I’m trying to annoy you

[Asker]

I'm not easy to annoy ha

[euniestars]

Ur Russian

[Asker]

Sure why not

[euniestars]

oooooooooh myyyy bru

[Asker]

Lol.

[euniestars]

k man

[Asker]

*pats head*

[euniestars]

I’ll pay ur head

[Asker]

Yea okay 5'1 😂

[euniestars]

not a insult

[Asker]

It's not suppose to be 😌

[euniestars]

You act like ur taller then me

[Asker]

That's cause I am 😇 *pats head*

[euniestars]

no ur not..

[Asker]

I gotta say, denial looks adorable in your tiny ass 😂

[euniestars]

yeah ok 4’2 built ass

[Asker]

That's just your shortness talking lol

[euniestars]

wow you hate short people confirmed

[Asker]

Don't put words in my mouth lol

[euniestars]

im not, I’m just telling the truth 😆

[euniestars]

ew that emoji sucks

[Asker]

No you aren't 😂

[Asker]

And you chose it lol

[euniestars]

no shit i choose it bru

[Asker]

Okay Lol *pats head*