What’s something funny that I can say to her?

[Anonymous]

My therapist, who I’ve been seeing for 9 years now, has recently returned from her 8 month holiday. I’m currently 8 months pregnant with my first baby, lol. I have an appointment with my therapist next week. What’s something funny that I can say to her? I’m thinking along the lines of “See, this is what happens when you leave!”

Any ideas? Make me laugh!

[robhazelnut]

Gently placing your hands on your stomach and saying, "I've done a lot of inner development while you were in holiday!"

[OlderAndWiser]

"Something seems to have gotten into me while you were gone."

[laly520]

'I can tell u a joke if u promise not to write it down after'

[RebelinSteel]

Point your bump out and say look

therababy

[handsomelad70]

What did you get when you crossed a pig with the late Baltimore Ravens DL and later, NFL colour analyst Tony Siragusa? Nobody knew, because even a pig won't do some things !!!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Looks like I've got into trouble since you've been gone. LMAO

[Nik1hil]

😌My Contraceptives don't work in your Absence 😌

[Friendlybro79]

I think I have an eating problem! And have a donut with you when you say it.

[Staximus]

You could say your substitute therapist got you pregnant

[Staximus]

And then say this is what happens when you leave

[MrDaveAPSI]

Did your therapist get you pregnant and then leave?

[Wise4myage]

Look, we have something in common, lol.

[OddBeMe]

Why is this important to you?

[Asker]

It’s just something harmless for us both to have a laugh about. Nothing serious.

[OddBeMe]

I see this a lot with therapists and patients. Just relax and focus on your issues.

[Anonymous]

I did it for the breasts.

[Anonymous]

Hubby banged me the day your left

[MaxUsefull]

9 years? Why so long period?

[CuriousMufuxka]

You're fired!