What is the first sound you hear when you first wake up in the morning?

Question

For me it's the birds singing in the trees.

Horndog_Harry · Accepted Answer

I've configured my trusty computer to kick into action at the crack of dawn, precisely at 6 a. m. sharp. It doesn't just beep or chime; it starts playing a carefully curated selection of my favorite skin flicks, specifically those with a sultry French stepmom softly whispering, "Bonjour, mon cheri, it's time to rise and shine!" and then tempts me with a fresh croissant and a mind-blowing orgasm.

As the sultry French voices and sultry scenes fill the room, my autoerotic session begins before I even open my eyes. It's like waking up to a personalized pornographic symphony, where the crescendos of pleasure are timed to the rhythm of my own awakening desires. The wet sounds, the Dirty Sanchez whispers, and the occasional "eye-rolling orgasm" soundtrack add a certain je ne said quoi to my morning.

TommyMountainFigure · Accepted Answer

I'm always awake so early, that if there are birds singing it's me waking them up. My wife's dulcet tones are usually what I hear first, (aka her snoring) lol

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I first hear my alarm clock.

Lliam · Answer

My wife in the bathroom getting ready for work, then making herself breakfast, then coming in the bedroom to tell me goodbye.

She's usually up by 7:30 to feed the cat, do some yoga and get herself ready, and leaves around 9:30. I usually get up around 10:00 because I don't get to bed until after 2:00.

RingOfFire · Answer

All kinds of birds singing like being in a forest. Listening to them right now. The area I live is on a migratory path for birds so we have many different kinds from seagulls to cardinals to woodpeckers to hawks to mourning doves to sparrows to robins to hummingbirds the list goes on and on and on. Can't imagine better sounds to wake up to.

NathanDavis · Answer

my cats...  food calling

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

My alarm on work days... Weekends it's either the cats playing or my boyfriend being holding his breath (he does this when he wakes up no idea why)

Lynx122 · Answer

Atm it's construction because they're renovating the school building that's right outside my window. It's not nice but I have to go to work anyway and stuff so it's not too bad.

avery58 · Answer

My mom is taking care of my nephew during summer vacation so sometimes it's my nephew throwing a temper tantrum 😅

FreyaRed · Answer

Damn birds, I have seen at least 20 birds species in my garden. Magpies, blackbirds and jackdaws are most annoying. I own a.22 precision rifle with suppressor and sometimes at morning I have desire to use it, but it would be illegal here.

IslaTheWitch · Answer

my alarm clock... I swear I will kill it one day... ultimately... :D

Bricealan · Answer

My wife banging the next door neighbor in the spare bedroom... really annoying !😂😂😂😂 Not really... the neighbors dog barking.

RebelinSteel · Answer

I live next to woods, so it’s birds, maybe the odd fox calling, or one or both of the cats demanding attention.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

My idiot neighbour squawking to his wife :( or alternatively,  their spoilt grandchild having its first tantrum of the day :( :( But my coffee will cure that.

ApplePie409 · Answer

I hate those birds, because I know my dream will soon end.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

If it's not my cat meowing it's the faulty smoke detectors, either faulty or someone keeps playing with them downstairs

sheikalana · Answer

It's usually my Husband making noise as he's the one who wakes up early in the morning.

Dargil · Answer

Highway traffic, trains and airplanes (I live in a corridor for all of them).

JacobJordan · Answer

"Good morning handsome I made breakfast"

12karen · Answer

Not birds singing but birds knocking on my window, I didn't even know it was possible to have birds knocking on the window.

msc545 · Answer

The sounds my cat Allister makes as he taps on my face with his paw.

Iron_Man · Answer

I hear silence, but I smell napalm in the morning

LiamS95 · Answer

For me it's Aldo the birds singing but mot sure if they're in the trees.

Knightwatch27 · Answer

Yeah, either birds or my cat wanting to get in.

MasterKS · Answer

My neighbours heavy breath from workout, she wake up so early.

pascal_climbs · Answer

Traffic unfortunately

HaleyWalker · Answer

The fan blasting me in the face, lol.

Cutegirl06 · Answer

Same, birds singing in the trees

Nikki1989 · Answer

Same, birds.

CrabCakes11 · Answer

Birds, myself moving, or my stupid alarm

talka20 · Answer

fan or something goin on in the kitchen

loveslongnails · Answer

"Honey, get down there"

Kelly6 · Answer

@thegreenyogi birds

petitedollbabee · Answer

A crying baby 😅

onedarkcloud · Answer

My bones creaking and popping

laly520 · Answer

birds

KostasKouvalis · Answer

My fan

Arik_jade · Answer

Birds singing...

Gavin_Rowe · Answer

My alarms

Asian-male · Answer

Alarm ⏰

Tstrbrainer · Answer

🍑💨😂😂😂

dinojames22 · Answer

My alarm

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