Neighbor who looks mentally slow keeps parking too close to my car now there's a scratch again. 🙃 what's the best form of revenge?

I have two plans in mind. I'm sorry but he's not that retarded. I can tell he's slow mentally but if he can drive he's not that retarded. I normally key the persons car. Can't risk cameras tho
Key his car
Flatten his tire, then call the tow company
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Neighbor who looks mentally slow keeps parking too close to my car now there's a scratch again. 🙃 what's the best form of revenge?
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