What would you say is a funny way to die?

[Anonymous]

There's so many ways to die that even funny ones exist, what are some funny ways someone can die? For example I think that someone overdosing on dick pills can be a pretty funny way to die, it would look ridiculous on a tombstone lol

[NathanDavis]

there's actually giant stone dick tombstones out there...

guess would be funny to die crushed by it, as they were trying to erect it... lmfao

[Asker]

That would be funny lol

[Lliam]

Found nude with your dick in a high tech, electric masturbator that's still running and your hand still on it.

[Asker]

Lmao being found nude is wild 😂

[electromagnetic]

This remind me of 1000 ways to die. Some were actually funny. I cannot remember top of my head but I did laugh.

[Asker]

There was some ODed ones tho 😂

[4ngelic]

dying mid sex or while your taking a shit

[Asker]

Yea thats gotta be an embarrassing way to die although I think the sex one has happened before from heart attack while having sex lol

[Keyboardkat]

Former New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller was stricken with a heart attack while he was in flagrante delictu with his mistress, Meghan Marshack! His office was close by, and his chauffeur and paramedics got him into the living room, got him dressed and put him in the ambulance. He died on the way to the hospital. I'm sure his wife was not thrilled about the whole thing.
One footnote, the following week, all the doormen on the block suddenly retired. Apparently they were all handsomely paid off to keep quiet about the whole thing, and were able to quit!

[Keyboardkat]

Ms. Marshack's apartment was paid for by Mr. Rockefeller. Now that he was gone, they asked her to move out. She eventually did, but it took her a long time.

[SotiCoto]

I used to want to be clawed to death by a giant anteater just for the novelty epitaph... but I gave up on it because I stopped caring.

[Asker]

That doesn't sound funny

[SotiCoto]

Are you saying you wouldn't do a double-take if you read on someone's tombstone that they'd been clawed to death by an anteater?

[Asker]

I don't know maybe lol

[Staximus]

I don't think there are any funny ways to die, but there are are plenty of stupid ways to die

[Asker]

There's funny ones too tho, it just wouldn't be funny if it happens to you lol

[strateguy632]

death is too "heavy" a topic to ever be funny. ever.

[Agape93]

Heart attack during sex

[Asker]

Yea that would be kinda funny lol

[Agape93]

Lol he gave it his all xD

[Asker]

It wasn't enough 😂

[Agape93]

Such a shame. Hopefully he had a cock ring on. No reason she can't get her rocks off before calling 911

[Asker]

Cock rings are wild, I don't even know what they are for 💀

[Agape93]

It's to keep a guy hard after he finishes, gets too tired or if he has ED. It's useful

[Agape93]

Get gel ones with vibe bullets that are rechargeable and water proof. You're welcome

[Asker]

I don't think I need dick modifications but I guess that's info I can use when I'm some old tard lol

[Agape93]

Lol xD fair enough. Gonna be 90 on pornhub or something lol

[Asker]

Pornhub is a stretch 😂

[Agape93]

Only if you got a massive dong

[Agape93]

Get it? Stretched

[Asker]

If only dicks stretched like laffy taffy or it was adjustable 😂

[Agape93]

Looking at you, gumby

[Asker]

Who is Gumby 😂

[Agape93]

Omg lol 😂 ok then, luffy

[Asker]

I have a feeling we aren't talking about candy 😂

[Agape93]

Lol xD