What do you have to offer or bring to the table?

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D_Bone_Steak · Accepted Answer

I look like a fitness model and have a big dick.

I'm fairly intelligent and have a sense of humor.

I bring unfiltered honesty, which is a bad thing for anyone that prefers politically correct modest reality.

I cook, I grill, I make great jerky, and have skills in being a butcher (You'd be surprised by how much cheaper great cuts of meat are, when you buy huge cuts and do the work yourself).

She can pick out her fittest ex-bf's and I can beat the shit out of both of them at the same time.

I've taken care of kids longer and better than 99% of the women here on this site... if triggered by that, just consider I've been changing diapers since I was 13. I'm a man that actually is good with kids.

I can entertain myself and have a wide array of hobbies and interests with no need for constant interaction... a bad trait for a woman that is the opposite and who's sole source of entertainment is from a man/men (get a hobby/interest/job ladies). If you think such women don't exist, then talk to one that's been smothered by a needy Mommies boy or a dude with dark triad characteristics. Some women appreciate a dude that will let her read a book without bugging the shit out of her constantly.

I take care of myself, buy my own shit, and all that, BUT, I AM NOT "GENEROUS," which is just womanese for wanting a cash cow. Buy your own shit woman. At the same time, I will accept gifts and she can take me out and feed me.

I'll just end my rant here. I'm not every woman's cup of coffee, but a lot of women fall in love with me and want my penis inside their vaginas. And that's my final thing I'll list about what I bring to the table, I'm realistic about what's going to work and what just won't. I'm not a fucking salesman that's going to try and sell her on something I never intend to do... take it or leave it, I'm already fine with either. Leave it though, I reserve the right to fuck all your friends and maybe your Mom if she's hot enough.

Staximus · Accepted Answer

Hamburgers, tacos, and hot sauce, the best in town. Lots of whiskey. Extreme loyalty. No cheating, no beating. No drug, drinking, or gambling problems. No patience for stupidity haha. Blunt honestly. Protection from bad people and wild animals. The ability to fix most problems with a car or house. High level emergency response, fighting, shooting, driving, first aid, and survival skills. The ability to remain calm, make good decisions, and act quickly under extreme pressure when people are about to die or get their life ruined. Street smarts. Great cooking skills. Grumpiness, laziness, and the occasional lack of motivation. Lack of desire for material or financial wealth. Love and support and lots of good weed. I'm like a short kind of fat cross between half-ass Chuck Norris, half-ass Bob Villa, and half-ass chef Paul Prudhomme. You can just call me fat Rambo. I have two jobs but I'm a lazy bum at heart, so maybe change it to Bumbo (which also rhymes with gumbo) If there are any single women here who find these characteristics appealing, now is your chance to get a dreamboat built like a fast moving tree stump.

Nxtawm · Accepted Answer

I’m just gonna toss out some stuff that I don't know if counts. I think I’m a pretty generous person, i have a good sense of humor, im pretty chill and don’t mind a lot of things, I can give space if needed, I have my own circle of friends and some hobbies I like doing so I’m not always attached to the other person, I don’t mind sharing my food (if the other person wants some), I like to take interest in the other person’s interests, I’ll apologize if I did something wrong, I don’t think I’m super good with kids but ik how to take care of them (done alottttt of babysitting).
That’s all I can think of lol

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

Absolutely nothing! I cannot cook for shit. I’ll bring a fruit platter and coffee that I think purchased from Whole Foods. Other than that, I BRING NOTHING BRO!

Sonorous · Answer

An immense lack of interest for even being at the table to begin with.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

Good sense of humor,  immature  for my age, active, love the water, I do alright and own a few rental properties, have a nice place and beautiful property overlooking Georgian Bay. I like to travel, spend time with family, friends and pets. I have a fulfilling career and could retire in the next 5 years if I want to.

NathanDavis · Answer

what do you want on the table? I got it...

if I don't then I can get it...

you don't even have a table? I can bring the table as well... in fact, I could make the table myself

why is it just a table though...

Nikki1989 · Answer

I will check my fridge and get back to you.

StudyingAuthor · Answer

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Let me think.

Miah04 · Answer

I don't know. What ya eatin? I could bring you some breadsticks.

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Take out dinner? At lease I feed my family. 😂 I am kinda funny. You know humor is important.

exitseven · Answer

I have a successful career in IT, I am a hard worker and I am loyal. I have been told I am cute as a button as well.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

I have lots of leftovers from this morning's breakfast.

Agape93 · Answer

A near total lack of morals and and a slowly building god complex:D

Massageman · Answer

For lunch it was Italian beef sandwiches. Sometimes it might be a casserole, more often it is a salad of some sort.

OddBeMe · Answer

A strange ability to imagine multiple possibilities…usually in marketing as that’s my job.

I’m a creative pessimist. So I can uniquely imagine the worst and plan for the best. And be on anti depressants. Lol

Twalli · Answer

It depends on what the girl will bring to the table. I can do a lot, but if she's doing that, then I won't. It also depends on who's the primary breadwinner. That person hapless work around the house to do, because they're supplying more $.

paledreams · Answer

Babyface, 20s appearance even though I'm 30 now, 👀😋 and I'm not feeling as bad as 35 yet lol at 30 🫡🧐😊

DrPepper12 · Answer

Charm Wit Athleticism  Can fix anything but cars Eclectic  Erudite IT pro Oh, and perfect hygiene!! 😂

Anonymous · Answer

Decades of adoration, commitment, financial and emotional support. Sharing all that I have, choosing them above all others, and binding their path to my own.

Anonymous · Answer

Nothing she's deserves or has earned. She should probably just walk on.😆

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

A hatred of humanity that is matched by no one

Ladsin2 · Answer

I bring the table

Iron_Man · Answer

A $575,000 house mortgage paid off

jamesgoldman · Answer

Bring my loupe and scales and offer cash

CubaPirate · Answer

My wit and charm

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Today it's Lobster Soup! :)

Account · Answer

My own confusion.

msc545 · Answer

Brains and a sense of humor

Chthou95 · Answer

Some water & bread

DaddyDiablo · Answer

Honestly I don't even know tbh

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Everything!

lorenzomichael · Answer

my lucky penny

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