1 yI look like a fitness model and have a big dick.
I'm fairly intelligent and have a sense of humor.
I bring unfiltered honesty, which is a bad thing for anyone that prefers politically correct modest reality.
I cook, I grill, I make great jerky, and have skills in being a butcher (You'd be surprised by how much cheaper great cuts of meat are, when you buy huge cuts and do the work yourself).
She can pick out her fittest ex-bf's and I can beat the shit out of both of them at the same time.
I've taken care of kids longer and better than 99% of the women here on this site... if triggered by that, just consider I've been changing diapers since I was 13. I'm a man that actually is good with kids.
I can entertain myself and have a wide array of hobbies and interests with no need for constant interaction... a bad trait for a woman that is the opposite and who's sole source of entertainment is from a man/men (get a hobby/interest/job ladies). If you think such women don't exist, then talk to one that's been smothered by a needy Mommies boy or a dude with dark triad characteristics. Some women appreciate a dude that will let her read a book without bugging the shit out of her constantly.
I take care of myself, buy my own shit, and all that, BUT, I AM NOT "GENEROUS," which is just womanese for wanting a cash cow. Buy your own shit woman. At the same time, I will accept gifts and she can take me out and feed me.
I'll just end my rant here. I'm not every woman's cup of coffee, but a lot of women fall in love with me and want my penis inside their vaginas. And that's my final thing I'll list about what I bring to the table, I'm realistic about what's going to work and what just won't. I'm not a fucking salesman that's going to try and sell her on something I never intend to do... take it or leave it, I'm already fine with either. Leave it though, I reserve the right to fuck all your friends and maybe your Mom if she's hot enough.

Me, chatting with your Mom 10 Reply
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1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. Hamburgers, tacos, and hot sauce, the best in town. Lots of whiskey. Extreme loyalty. No cheating, no beating. No drug, drinking, or gambling problems. No patience for stupidity haha. Blunt honestly. Protection from bad people and wild animals. The ability to fix most problems with a car or house. High level emergency response, fighting, shooting, driving, first aid, and survival skills. The ability to remain calm, make good decisions, and act quickly under extreme pressure when people are about to die or get their life ruined. Street smarts. Great cooking skills. Grumpiness, laziness, and the occasional lack of motivation. Lack of desire for material or financial wealth. Love and support and lots of good weed. I'm like a short kind of fat cross between half-ass Chuck Norris, half-ass Bob Villa, and half-ass chef Paul Prudhomme. You can just call me fat Rambo. I have two jobs but I'm a lazy bum at heart, so maybe change it to Bumbo (which also rhymes with gumbo) If there are any single women here who find these characteristics appealing, now is your chance to get a dreamboat built like a fast moving tree stump.
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463 opinions shared on Other topic. I’m just gonna toss out some stuff that I don't know if counts. I think I’m a pretty generous person, i have a good sense of humor, im pretty chill and don’t mind a lot of things, I can give space if needed, I have my own circle of friends and some hobbies I like doing so I’m not always attached to the other person, I don’t mind sharing my food (if the other person wants some), I like to take interest in the other person’s interests, I’ll apologize if I did something wrong, I don’t think I’m super good with kids but ik how to take care of them (done alottttt of babysitting).
That’s all I can think of lol11 Reply
Asker1 ySo it seems you actually have a lot to offer from what you are saying, interesting 🤔
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1 yAbsolutely nothing! I cannot cook for shit. I’ll bring a fruit platter and coffee that I think purchased from Whole Foods. Other than that, I BRING NOTHING BRO!
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Asker1 yWell at least you bring honesty 😂
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@ChiTown33 where else am I supposed to go?
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3K opinions shared on Other topic. An immense lack of interest for even being at the table to begin with.
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1 yGood sense of humor, immature for my age, active, love the water, I do alright and own a few rental properties, have a nice place and beautiful property overlooking Georgian Bay. I like to travel, spend time with family, friends and pets. I have a fulfilling career and could retire in the next 5 years if I want to.
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m 1 ywhat do you want on the table? I got it...
if I don't then I can get it...
you don't even have a table? I can bring the table as well... in fact, I could make the table myself
why is it just a table though...20 Reply 7.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I will check my fridge and get back to you.
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Asker1 yNever got back to me, you must have nothing 😂
1 yUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Let me think.
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Asker1 yLol okay
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I don't know...
Asker1 yLol you are still young, I got plenty of time to find something *pats head*
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thanks.
I don't know. What ya eatin? I could bring you some breadsticks.
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Asker1 yBread sticks? So boring, you eat like a teacher
Asker1 yI know, that's why I said it 😌
Asker1 yI know, you should know by now that I try to annoy people 😂
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1 yTake out dinner? At lease I feed my family. 😂 I am kinda funny. You know humor is important.
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Delivery is all the rage nowadays lol smart phones and delivered to the door - in my memories those things didn't exist in my earlier 20s - in high school even, it was difficult even to get a phoned pizza delivered lol by phone - as in phone 📞 and definitely not a smart phone 📱
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@paledreams especially since Covid!! Like everyone gets delivered.
12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I have a successful career in IT, I am a hard worker and I am loyal. I have been told I am cute as a button as well.
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1 yI have lots of leftovers from this morning's breakfast.
10 Reply 7.4K opinions shared on Other topic. A near total lack of morals and and a slowly building god complex:D
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1 yFor lunch it was Italian beef sandwiches. Sometimes it might be a casserole, more often it is a salad of some sort.
10 Reply 2.8K opinions shared on Other topic. A strange ability to imagine multiple possibilities…usually in marketing as that’s my job.
I’m a creative pessimist. So I can uniquely imagine the worst and plan for the best. And be on anti depressants. Lol00 Reply1.3K opinions shared on Other topic. It depends on what the girl will bring to the table. I can do a lot, but if she's doing that, then I won't. It also depends on who's the primary breadwinner. That person hapless work around the house to do, because they're supplying more $.
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1 yBabyface, 20s appearance even though I'm 30 now, 👀😋 and I'm not feeling as bad as 35 yet lol at 30 🫡🧐😊
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Right now until 32, im still as spritely as 29
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1 yCharm
Wit
Athleticism
Can fix anything but cars
Eclectic
Erudite
IT pro
Oh, and perfect hygiene!! 😂00 Reply
Anonymous(45 Plus)1 yDecades of adoration, commitment, financial and emotional support. Sharing all that I have, choosing them above all others, and binding their path to my own.
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Anonymous(45 Plus)1 yNothing she's deserves or has earned. She should probably just walk on.😆
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1 yA hatred of humanity that is matched by no one
10 Reply I bring the table
00 Reply19.3K opinions shared on Other topic. A $575,000 house mortgage paid off
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Asker1 yThat's pretty fire bro
u 1 yThanks it was a lot of work involved plus they doubled my property taxes last year now so it’s difficult to $5400 a year which could be even more this year. Plus your house is only good as what they offer so that’s no guarantee that I’m gonna get 575,000 at all but I really don’t want to sell the house anyway
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They keep raising the taxes you may have to eventually. Better start playing the lottery. 😀
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1 yBring my loupe and scales and offer cash
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Asker1 yLegit
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1 yMy wit and charm
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Asker1 yLol fair enough
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1 yToday it's Lobster Soup! :)
10 Reply 8.3K opinions shared on Other topic. My own confusion.
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Asker1 yLol something is something I guess 😂
3.7K opinions shared on Other topic. Brains and a sense of humor
10 ReplySome water & bread
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1 yHonestly I don't even know tbh
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1 yEverything!
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1 ymy lucky penny
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