Women, what are you bringing to the table?

[DarkLegacy]

Men you can name what you expect women to bring to the table.

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Love some of the funny and dirty answers

[Summeroflove]

All depending on the woman there are amazing women out there. Just keep in mind everyone is different just because she isn’t the woman for you doesn’t make her bad and vice versa.

Look… Someone who makes you genuinely happy and a not one sided relationship. Even in “non 50:50” relationships. Both people should be working equally hard in the roles they decide.

Don’t waste your time with entitled one sided bitches. It’s not worth it there’s better

[nolabels]

I'm bringing a stack of business cards to stick under the short table leg to keep that sucker from wobbling.

[nolabels]

I forgot to mention what I expect the woman to bring.
That'd be the wobbly table.

Settle down, ladies, I'm joking.😊

[DarkLegacy]

LMFAO!!!

[nolabels]

👍😊🤪

[Vesuvius87]

Communication, harmony, love, loyalty, peace, mental well-being, respect and stability.

[Vesuvius87]

If that's not enough, then I can't give you much. Take it or leave it. I'm not poor nor rich. That's all I can give. Well food on the table is an extra bonus I guess.
I'm a fiancee but not after wealth, don't need it nor want it. I'll sign all those prenup papers.

[Anonymous]

Great head game when I'm under the influence.

[DarkLegacy]

Drinks are on me then

[Apple1996]

I bring dinner to the table

[DarkLegacy]

LMFAO!!! Good answer

[BetaBucks]

@DarkLegacy legit the best answer to this question that I've seen 😂

[Apple1996]

Sometimes I bring breakfast and lunch too 😌

[animalwithin]

I expect her to contribute to the peace and quite of my home. I expect her to bring profound respect, fierce loyalty, and a desire to be the best wife, spouse, and mom. I expect her to bring femininity and softness and humility. I expect her to bring an intense effort to take care of her health and physique.

[Anonymous]

To me, the ways of a woman that understands being a lady. Nothing turns me on more than being with a natural lady with all the confidence tempered with consideration of a man at her feet in the throws of love and passion.
I'm in a mood tonight. Hope I don't make anyone sick.

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not anonymous, I'm Dongie.

[DarkLegacy]

I worked out it was you, as you liked the question just before you answered. You can deanonymise your answer/

[Opinion Owner]

I must hit a button with a free finger. When it happens, I tell whoʻ I am.
Handles are great. Tou don't want a stalker trackingvtouvdown because, as we know, they be some nuts out there. But in this little world here it's nice getting to know people. I even like some Trump haters on here because they can set aside evil politics for the sake of humanity. That can't happen with anonymous.

[Opinion Owner]

Handjobs and roughing me up

[DarkLegacy]

Lol nice one

[HawkPerception]

All I want from a partner is emotional support, love and care, loyalty, and quality time with them, and genuine understanding of each other.

For that to happen, she has to be pretty compatible with me. Compatibility to me is basically similarities. Similar views and ways of thinking are pretty important. Then there's similar interests, sense of humor, communication style, physical attraction to each other, sexual compatibility, etc.

[Sirenboobzilla]

I'm a solid cook with eastern European recipes. I stay fit. I maintain my looks and dress well. I have big boobs. Adventurous. And I have a great salary.

[spartan55]

I love that 'I have big boobs' is a standalone sentence.🤣

[Sirenboobzilla]

And I can literally put them on the table 😏🤣

[spartan55]

@Sirenboobzilla
That's definitely something tangible you bring...😂

[NathanDavis]

at the very least I would expect... half a dozen honey butter biscuits

if full dozen, even better...

[BetaBucks]

My expectations are: companionship, respect, love, maintaining attractiveness and contributing to the work load. For the last one, that currently means being primary for the children's needs, and primary for cooking and cleaning.

[KittygosMeoWW]

I can build the table, buy the items to put on the table such as food/decor/utensils, cook the food (make it from scratch like Nara Smith), sit/feed my child, and still look good doing it. All alone without help and still have a full time job. A man has to bring equal if not more to sit at my table.

[HawkPerception]

How do you have the kids without the man?

[KittygosMeoWW]

@HawkPerception I once dated a man long term things didn’t work out and we fucked… that’s how I have a kid without a man

[HawkPerception]

Yes I'm aware on how you become a single mother 😂 I was asking a rhetorical question.

But do you really think it's healthier for kids to be raised without a father?

[KittygosMeoWW]

@HawkPerception no but it’s healthier for kids to be raised without one but the knowledge of what characteristics a great one has.

[sage2021]

A nice hot juicy roast with potatoes, carrots, onions, gravy.

Some rolls with fresh butter. Salad, side dishes and if you are a good boy and eat everything on your plate you will get some dessert like cake or 🥧 pie.
Yummy!

[Jennz6]

What you see is all you get 💃

[DarkLegacy]

Very nice

[Jennz6]

@DarkLegacy
Thank you Sir

[HawkPerception]

You bring your looks?

[deja_vudu]

Clearly this is a free site and maybe we don't care about what they want to hear

[DarkLegacy]

You mean women?

[WilliamPamer446]

I don't "expect" much until I get to know them a little bit I guess kindness cooperation or agreeableness

[SweetJoyGirl]

If a man ever asked me that question literally, it is an automatic red flag.

[yes_goddess]

What are you bringing to the table?

[DarkLegacy]

You could have at least have come out something funny like most others did, like really you have such a bad case of blackattitude

[SweetJoyGirl]

Thanks babygirl! *muah* 💅🏾

[LiamJHayden]

Frankly, all I want is peace. She doesn't have to be a beaity queen or earn a lot or even be a good cook. As long as she is not high-maintenance or a drama queen, I will be happy.

[RavVid]

What they bring to the dark side of the table is what worries me :)

[nolabels]

As it is with our Earthly moon, one has no chance to observe that previously unseen side until one travels towards that heavenly body and proceeds around to the "dark" side.

Unless sufficient speed is maintained as one approaches in order to remain in orbit, the ever-increasing gravity as one gets closer to that "celestial body" will cause our hale and hearty traveler to be forced to land.

Unlike Earth's moon, though, where the landscape is dry and harsh, what awaits our Earth-bound "traveler" is moist, cushioned deltas.

There are no guarantees of a safe return from a journey to either of these destinations.

Ya roll the dice, and ya take yer chances.

[RavVid]

@nolabels Hoe_math draws it as a beautiful female face on the top surface of the table. Which made me ponder what is on the dark side? It might be more like Medusa in the divorce court.

Yet those moist cushion deltas is were we want to live.

by the way Iron Sky is a great move about the dark side of the moon. You know the Nazis fled there after WW2 don't you?

[nolabels]

@RavVid
I guess that because of my being an old married guy, it's my 66th birthday today, I'd never heard of Hoe_math.
I checked him out.
He slayed me, man.
I wish that he'd been around 35 years ago.
Thanks for turning me on to him.

Medusa in divorce court is indeed a scary thought.

I never heard of Iron Sky, either.
I pulled it up and watched a few minutes of it.
I'm gonna settle in to watch it.
Thanks again.

Live in a moist, fertile delta?
Hell, I want to die there.
That's where we all start out, why shouldn't we end there, too?
Imagine already being in heaven when you go to heaven.
I'd call that the jackpot to top all jackpots.

An old buddy of mine used to say that he wants to be shot by a jealous husband.
I haven't seen hide nor hair of him in years.
I wonder if he's still saying that, or?

[RavVid]

@nolabels Well Happy Birthday then! I only found Hoe_Math recently, the guy is certainly funny and making good points. I could done better with him after puberty.

Hope you enjoy Iron Sky - funny concept.

I have to say moist fertile deltas has played on my mind for the past day. OK live and die would be perfection.

I will just say I hope your buddy got what he wanted, whatever that might have been,

[nolabels]

@RavVid
Thanks for the birthday wishes!

"Shot by a jealous husband", meant he wanted to leave this mortal coil while putting the "stuffing" to some married "strange".
Why he wanted her to be married, and just exactly why he wanted to be shot as a way of leaving this Earth, I wouldn't know, but that's what he used to say.
I think the joke was that he planned on living a life of flagrant adultery and was willing to pay for it with a bullet in the back when his reign of schtupping would finally come to an end.
Maybe you had to have known the guy to appreciate the statement.

I got busy and haven't watched Iron Sky yet, but it's still queued up on the TV.

I wish you the best in your pursuit of some primo delta!
Remember to take a mirror with you in case Medusa decides to try to lure you in!!!

[RavVid]

@nolabels You are most welcome.

And thank you for the moist fertile delta. I have an Egyptian amulet which I am now hoping was found in the Nile delta.

Gotta find the provenance statement. It is remarkably cheap to have something that is 2000 years old because the Egyptians mass manufactured them. The amulet is of Bes the protector of women & households. He has an extremely large phallus.

The other aspect of moist deltas I appreciated is that I like words/phrases that carry connotations of life giving femininity. Like fertile valleys or hidden valleys. or springs and spring-water. Not surprising we intuitively think spring-water is healthy. Back in pagan days we banged up shrines to gods at springs. Moist deltas are forever on my list now..

I did get your buddies joke. I just didn't want to say hope he got it between the eyes so pussy footed around that :)

[Randomdude849245]

All I expect at the table from a woman is good manners. Don't chew with your mouth open, please.

[handsomelad70]

Hair, bottom, legs, voice and of course, BOOBS !!!

[Iron_Man]

Cooking and cleaning the house I own the house rent free mortgage is paid off

[OddBeMe]

Ambition, good conversation.

Rules half the people on this site.

[PeachyPie93]

I bring nothing to the table :*

[dolemite58]

🤮🤮

[PeachyPie93]

@dolemite58 LOL maybe you don't like it but some guys like that :P

[HawkPerception]

Good thing you'd rather be single 😂

[PeachyPie93]

@HawkPerception Of course :)

[msc545]

Mostly entitlement and trouble.

[Anonymous]

My messy family

[shortster]

I am a fan of cookies

[normalice]

Her genuine self.