That is the percentage difference between actual and reported.


Ah, a map of deception, hues of blue that mask a sinister truth! This is none other than a map of the followers of @purplepoppy, infamous creator of the 'Misdirection Quiz,' a diabolical ploy to divert attention from her heinous acts. See that peculiar darkness on the edge, a footprint, if you will, on the state of Rhode Island? A clue, my dear @AnalUnraveler, to the location where victims, lured by false information, were led to their tragic end. She is none other than the 'Geographic Deceptor,' an evil mind who uses cartography as a tool to lure the innocent into her lair.
Inspector, she told me that she was the wife of Jesus and if I coomed on America, I would go to heaven. She said the map was a canvas just waiting for my jizz to paint it. Each state, a different hue of blue, representing the discrepancies between perception and reality - a sexy labyrinth of ignorance and arousal. As I started stroking my rock-hard member, she said to imagine each state was a territory to conquer with my seed.
@purplepoppy Cease your cartographic charades, Suspect.
This “map of America” isn’t tracking answers—it’s a heatmap of homoerotic hustle, plotting the percentage difference between your reported heterosexuality and the actual grindr grid you operate coast-to-coast!
“Shades of blue”? A coded spectrum for sodomy saturation levels, with darker hues marking your midnight meetup zones where “answers” are just backdoor surveys on thrust tolerance.
Confess: your “question” was How many closet doors have you jimmied this fiscal quarter? The contours don’t lie—they contort with guilt.
I chose how many people has your partner slept with haha but I' not American though lol.
Looking back to the question and the answers and knowing that it is country wide I'd have to say it is either how long have you ben waiting or how much is your house worth or I suppose how far away is that object but prob not the object one people would easily more than 25% over or under the distance, time or value would prob be more likely to be closer to the mark... can't wait to find out the answer
How big is your penis? 🤣 Black penis or white penis? 🤣
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That's a map of the Divided States Of America. The question is "who wants to party like it's 1860 and slavery is still legal?"
I love this idea. Come to the plantation and leave your mobile device at the door.
Using all my poppyexperience I'll go for the first answer. There isn't a map of Wales because they don't need to exaggerate ! I'm waiting for my first MHO !
I'm guessing it's the average drive time to and from work, so how long have you been waiting is my vote.
@purplepoppy Per your update. What is the key? Darker colour means more exaggeration?
And where did you find this map?
Oops... just noticed the key under the map 🙄
This is an intriguing question and I concur with the findings.
@purplepoppy Can you please give us the answer now?
As requested
@purplepoppy Happy to see that North Carolina is known not only for the first successful airplane flights but also that we don't lie about our 12" cocks.
how much do you care about football...
Since you are asking the question I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it's penis size
that is a nice picture of the Gulf of America.
The house one I guess. That's the only option that makes sense.
What year is that map from?
Update: Seriously? That's not what you wrote as an option though. Wording is key.
Anyhoo, I don't know how they even determined that
How many big as your far away long house worth weighing.
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I have no idea, lol, I hate you! I am going to be thinking about this question all night now.
I don't think you gave enough information for giving a percentage.
Probably the "penis size" map, meh.
What are the colors of my bras?
I picked penis, but it is a complete guess.
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Gray states.
WHAT?
'cause I'm immature
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