What's the weirdest defense you've ever heard from a criminal?

[Anonymous]

This woman, when the man filed a complaint against her, said, “What a b*stard, what's the problem if we had śex a few times. I bought him new jeans as an apology.” Ahhh aahahhahah.

[PavlovsCogk]

How did the employees treat him in the utility room until Monday evening? ﾠ

[Asker]

Her salon is still open, I recommend you go and find out first hand

[PavlovsCogk]

I don't think it even existed.

[PavlovsCogk]

Im also afraid that they have an automatic door bell whenever anyone walks past. Would be embarrassing if i "stand up" once i hear their bell.

[Kaneki05]

So the trick is to rob hair salons noted especially ones with a Russian blond lady owner. Who knew?

Also imagine filing a complaint when you were the criminal here lol. She just applied a unique self defence strategy.

Anyway, not sure can't remember. There was a funny story were a Guy impersonating Elvis got his TV stolen by a guy... When the cop came to his house he let him in while smoking a blunt lol. And he was arrested, later so was the guy who stole the TV.

I was watching dumbest criminals so yeah lots of funny stories on there. They had a section dedicated to elvis impersonators.

[alice55]

À ceiminal in France hosted a terrorist in his home and when the judge asked him why he did this he responded by « I did not know it was a terrorist I juste gave this man a bed to sleep in » while also saying he had never saw this man before and contacter him through internet 😹😹

[purplepoppy]

A few days ago in the UK a veterinary nurse fell a sleep on top of a dog during an operation after taking animal drugs. Her excuse was "It was my birthday yesterday."

[NathanDavis]

"I am way too rich to know better from wrong... "

[Anonymous]

In somewhat related news her salon has since been robbed about a 100 more times.😆

[ewok737]

When asked why he killed a person, the response was he needed killin. How can you not defend that !!!

[Douglas1180]

Jesus, this sounds like a dream come true.

[Anonymous]

What’s the salon name?

[Asker]

Asking for a friend?

[Opinion Owner]

Yes 😄😄😄

[Anonymous]

That guy was lucky :P

[MasterKS]

good smart lady.